In my version of Org, inline code interacts weirdly with quotation marks. If I write something like
~"foo"~ bar ~baz~
Then the entire line will be rendered as inline code, whereas I'd expect just `"foo"` and `baz` to be rendered that way.
Weirdly, this *only* happens with code, not with any other type of emphasis marker.
My Google-fu doesn't seem to be working here; I found [this Stack Overflow post](https://emacs.stackexchange.com/questions/13820/inline-verbatim-and-code-with-quotes-in-org-mode), it's completely unrelated AFAICT (for one thing, if `org-emphasis-alist` were the problem, then all types of emphasis markers should be affected).