recent dreams

what's your most recent dream?

Mine was me walking through the woods behind my house and I continued to walk into my neighbors cow pasture and I kept walking up this hill. I eventually got to the top and my neighbors house was replaced with a huge mansion painted blue and green. He let me into this mansion and we had tea.

Something about a squid going up a girls vagoo and other minor weird things. No idea whats going on in my mind.

Dreamed I was at a conference on the brain, which mostly focused on sensory inputs and how your brain interprets them. I remember it being in a local university which actually exists IRL and isn't too far from where I live, I've never actually went there though. I remember it was open to the public and I knew a couple of people attending. What's funny is I actually went to a museum which had a section dedicated to that exact topic. Maybe it was a way for my brain to better assimilate what I learned? Who knows

I was in my grandmother's garden, and I looked through the fence separating it from her neighbour's. I saw several tortoises mating. The males were on top of the females; they didn't have penises, but they had large, square-shaped testicles which they rubbed against their partner's shell. I then turned around, there were dozens of tortoises rubbing their giant testicles over their lady which weren't there before.

I had some weirdass dreams i feel like sharing. First was i was nearby my house where there is a nice spot to chill out, my neighbor whom i dont have much business with was there, idk why or what happened. The odd thing next i remember that i turned to lain, somehow she said to me that i dont exist, my conciousness was merged with her and i got confused. Thats all i can remember then i woke up and went to sleep again. Another dream later i dreamt i was with a friend some other place i know out further and i wanted to go home, so we took the bus and i didnt have a ticket. Once again missing scene, i got home and for some odd reason there was a house with a tree on its roof where there cant be a house and i was pissed/depressed idk. I wanted to smoke real bad, then i was near another friends place that was all warped and i smoked one while it was raining like hell. This is some weird soykaf, after i woke up i smoked one. Idk why but i feel this means something.

I dreamed that I was on a stage in a concert hall with my best friend in middle school and that she was the one singing. Suddenly she invited me to the microphone and I got stage fright, so the music stopped and the curtain fell on the stage as the crowd booed.

I was in some building/crafting sandbox type game world. While wandering around I started naked women here and there, just sitting or standing around, so I got curious and decide to research what they are. Turns out you're supposed to have sex with them, because your first time with each one will grant you a random power. So I tried it with the closest one I saw. I woke up soon after cumming (both in the dream and in real life), but not before a text box came up telling me I could now recover health by drinking milk.

>>1536 Did you try it out IRL?

>>1505 I'm having fuarrrked up dreams lately, and I don't know why... yesterday I dreamed about my sister-in-law died while playing cricket whole night I dreamed about funeral preparations and how everybody looked Two days before...dreamed about aged woman dead lying beside my bed again whole night I dreamed about how to arrange funeral and soykaf I think it has to do with excessive masturbation. Whenever I can't sleep I masturbate for 2 or 3 hours then go to bed.

>>1505 I was working out in some hole-in-the-wall gym that was built into a European style house and realized that I couldn't escape from the house.

I was taking care of a black giant sea snake¿ (just like that one in mario 64 water level but bigger) he could fill a olympic pool and still couldn't fit right. Something about it got a eerie vibe

>best buddy often talks about killing himself >never had anything to say against that because we're both edgy cunts who don't really have a problem with suicide >last week I had a dream that he finally did it >I saw him wave at me while I was standing across the street from his apartment before he jumped >his mum came rushing out >she was sobbing while I just stood there in silence staring at the body contemplating about his life and our friendship >emergency service came to clean up the scene and took us away in an escort car >woke up feeling a bit traumatized from it >took some time for me to process that it was just a dream >kept thinking about it throughout the entire day I honestly wonder what I would actually feel if he actually an hero one day. He also says that if I somehow died before him he wouldn't hesitate to off himself right after that.

>>1505 I had a dream that a woman was attracted to me. She kept touching me when we were talking and was standing really close to me. Too bad its only a dream tho.

>>1505 I took a nap and I would try to leave my chair and go on a walk in which I would fall asleep and wake up again drowsy in my chair. With each successive loop I would occaisonally see smiling neon lights that were laughing, and it felt like they were using my vocal chords to talk. Mostly just felt confused during the dream but wanted to wake up. I might have sleep apnea and I was sleeping on my back so I might have been asphyxiating a tiny bit. Not the first weird dream I have had with beings that felt like they were talking using my voice and neon lights.

I had a dream that mounted itself to my thoughts this past week or so: It was set in these twisting caves, with tunnels like swiss cheese. I found one of my friends there crouched on the floor. She forgot her name, why she was in the cave, and everything she knew about me or herself. I left her and followed this trail I found on the floor and I found a monster that was a black outline of a human, with soft charcoal feathers across its back and arms. It ran towards me. I was able to hold it off with my arms, but I was too weak and let go. It jumped through my ear, and I felt its feathers glide across as it entered my dream. We fought again, but this time I was slightly different, like my arm was longer, or I had a sword, or something else that I was able to fight it wight. I was still too weak in the dream, and after it pushed me away, it burrowed into my soul to take a piece of my memory before jumping out of my body. I think the first memory was how the monster worked. It kept doing this a few times, and each time, I was less spirited fighting against it. The last time it went into my head, I was able to kill it, but not before it was able to reach into my soul and take the memory of my friend. After I killed it, I walked out of the cave, passed by my friend reaching out to me that I saw as a stranger (but realized was my friend when I woke up), and left.

I had a dream that I was a confederate general defecting to the union. I was racing through the country side on horseback and trains. Several union soldiers saw my confederate uniform and started shooting at me

>>1637 It's so crazy you'd say that cause I had a similar dream recently where I also had a friend who hanged herself. This friend already tried to kill himself I think two times before and has went to the psychiatric hospital but here I was in front of him so it was really weird, her mother and sister were crying but I don't remember what her dad was doing (they don't get along very well with my friend). In the dream I detatch herself from her rope but I don't remember if he is alive after that. What is even more weird in all of that is that a day later my friend told me "they saw me in a dream" in a text message. Because I didn't think of my own dream when recieving the message I asked "was I sexy/a chad in the dream" (it sounds less cringe in french I swear) and he answerd "yes" so I ended with "it's all that matters" sorry for bad english btw, and this is my first post on this site so sorry if I wrote something bad :/ but anyway tell your friend you love him/her

>>5225 I realized this was from 2018, I'm retarded

I'm pretty sure this is really boring but I was with a rather attractive girl, and we were hanging out, I don't really remember her face but I do know that she was taller than me and really caring, i had hugged her arm while sitting down in bliss, I don't really remember anything aside that since it was a day or two ago I usually have complicated dreams but this one was just enjoyable

>>1541 To be honest I thought excessive masturbating lessened your chance of dreams, or was it depression? Idk i mightve mixed em up

There once was a young woman whom all the songs were about. I haven't seen her in years, and she lives hundreds of miles away in another country. She sucked at staying in touch and while I never planned to let her go, I did. This morning I dreamed that she had been living here for about eight months and hadn't contacted me. She has no ties to this city or region besides me but there she was, living right under my nose. I ran into her on the street and if she recognized me at all, there was no sign. I thought "how could you?" and woke up, carrying that feeling. It's been haunting me all day actually.

I had a dream I won £150 in the lottery. Maybe I should buy a ticket. I also dreamt about an xkcd art style meme: Panel 1: (text) don't forget the D_______ effect Panel 2: (text) something along the lines of "when you hit a 6, don't start running unless you can make more runs than 6" (image) a view down the side of a cricket green, with a semicircle connecting the two wickets Panel 3: (image) the two batsmen are somewhere between the wickets, someone is throwing a cheese at one of the wickets (text) oh no, the cheese slingers

>>5225 term used `beau gosse`?

last night I dreamed that I was watching a non existent Berserk-like anime with a cliffhanger ending, and was enjoying it immensely. I assumed that it was made recently because I had never heard of it before, and looked it up online because I wanted to see if they had announced a second season. It turned out to have a score of 4.8 on MAL and was produced in the early 2000s with no continuation due to low ratings. I was dumbfounded as to why it was so obscure, and the only information I found of it on youtube were some old AMV's with low view counts.

Anyone get interesting dreams about this? I get them quite often but I had a particularly spiritual one last night. I was somewhere in the far reaches of the Earth, in a massive underground bunker, down in its deepest levels. There, it was relayed to me, that some kind of black hole had been created - something immeasurably small, yet devastating. It had been contained at this deepest level, behind two incredible blast doors/chambers that were ahead of me. The first door was cracked open, and I was warned that opening the second door would spell the end. Although I believe it was implied it was already too late. I was driven by an uncontrollable curiosity towards it. As I approached, reality twisted and warped and the dream started becoming akin to a DMT experience. However it felt normal, or "okay", although I was aware that it was an altered state. And I couldn't help myself but crack open the final blast door to take a peak. This is where things started getting really bizarre in terms of how I perceived the surrounding reality, and quite hard to describe. The "leak" started corrupting the world around it and it was obvious that it can no longer be stopped. I went back to the previous area and upon turning around towards the chamber I had just been in (in between the two blast doors) I discovered that there was nothing but blackness. I had an almost irresistible urge to stick my face in it, to see what is on the other side, but realized that I would never be able to pull it back out again. Before finishing the thought, upon looking around me, I realized something else: It had already engulfed me, and I had passed the event horizon. I decided to remember one last good memory from my life before I die, and recalled such with vivid precision along with an accompanying melody of perfect beauty. However, it was unclear if that memory belonged to me or to someone else. And within moments my thoughts no longer were my own but more akin to a radio picking up broadcasts from all over time and space. It was like listening to a hundred people talking at the same time about different things. And I no longer had a body, nor was there a "me", yet a consciousness remained. And throughout all this I felt perfectly calm and normal. I thought that this is what it is like to die. The last thing I remember was that I was very far away from Earth. Somewhere in deep space, an immeasurable distance away in the darkness. Then I awoke.

I was kayaking somewhere I've never been before. There must have been hundreds of small islands around me. Each island had some kind of theme on it. I remember there were islands of different seasons, a blue-gray rock island and a rainbow island just to name a few. I was basically just paddling around the islands and admiring them. It ended with me not finding my way back and the dream wasn't so pleasant anymore.

I just had a dream where my computer wasn't booting so I woke up thinking I had to reformat it and install a clean image. It wasn't sadening or scary about losing my stuff, it was just boring because that's what I do at work all day long.

I had a dream where i was walking through a forest on a warm spring day, following a trail of blood. I kept following it for some time and came across a clearing in the forest with a large oak tree in the middle and a deer collapsed from exhaustion at the foot of the tree. Overhead in the branches was a crow watching me. I felt strange and didn't want to approach any further and turned around and left. A short while later I tripped and woke up.

>>5254 yeah lmao iirc I asked "jétait bg dans le rêve ?" something like that also I realised the pronouns used in the post were switching from male to female, this is because the individual is transgender but I am not really used to it...

I got a pet pigeon in a cage, and was struck by the fact I was responsible for this bird and had no idea how to look after it and nowhere to keep it. Was stressful.

The last few dreams I remember: >dream about boning my sister in a shower >dream about stealing my sister's underwear >dream about seeing a loli anime character naked literally in Minecraft >dream about jerking off inside a washing machine >dream about patting my sister's head Wtf is wrong with me?

There was a hotel built at the front of my old neighborhood. Like a 12 story building in a neighborhood. The outside entry enclave was adorned with a fountain etc. I drove in on a road. There was no road out so I drove up a set of pedestrian stairs. Some bitch saluted me and I woke up.

Last Sunday, dreamt about my aunt. In my dream, she had developed early-onset Alzheimer's. It was a weird dream. Not only because of the content, but because of how vivid it was. It wasn't a lucid dream. But I had no idea where I was for a couple of seconds after I woke up.

Ever since I got covid and switched my pillows I've been having crazy dreams. Last night I had a dream my friend I haven't seen in a decade called me on the phone and said "do you remember me?" and I replied "of course". Then he put some sort of rat on my computer and started searching stuff, then he made me talk to his girlfriend and "acquaintances". The night before, I had a dream where I was Lain, and I was riding on a large school bus with only me in it, and the bus driver was going really fast. In the dream I didn't like the warp speed driving at first, but then it grew on me so I provoked him to do it. Every time he went warp speed, a new Lain would show up on the bus. Eventually me and all the other lains got off the bus and started walking in an alleyway, then the dream ended abruptly

>>5419 Sounds like you really want to fuarrrk your sister

>>5432 It's been suggested that sexual activity in a dream is not always linked to sexual desire. Have you ever had a graphically sexual dream with no erotic feeling attached? Or a highly erotic dream that was shall we say, PG13 in nature? Sometimes sexual contact in a dream indicates a need to feel closer to that person, not to bonk them. So the theory goes anyway. >>5419 I mean... DO you want to bonk your sister? Probably not, right?

For over a decade I've been having dreams that let me see random events that will (~95% of the time) happen to me at an unspecified date in the future (most of the time). Mostly with me eating a specific food item at a specific place and time or doing something on my computer at a specific place and time. Today while taking a nap I had one that involved my phone an a web-comic that according to the dream, is being worked on, but is about to be abandoned and forgotten until a data hoarder releases their archive of it in the mid 2020s. I can't remember all of the details of it but it was... Interesting to say the least. Image something similar to RWBY, but with more generic fantasy races and the world is not on the verge of ending. We have a monster hunting school but using real life weapons. We have a villain using a blank canvas that when painted on, the depicted scene comes true to whoever painted it before becoming blank again. For now the villain is using this to live out various sexual fantasies. I don't remember much else other than nudity was common in it and some of the higher ups at the monster hunting school are recruiting intelligent students for some esoteric occult... Thing. Why can't I just have more tame dreams?

>>5465 Plz document your prophecies and their eventual outcomes online somewhere.

I stared into a bowl of soup and thought about my life

Had a pretty sick dream today. Basically I was discovered to have supernatural powers, and those powers put me in the eyes of everybody -- those that recognized me would attempt to catch me, and authorities were always on my tail. The only thing I did really was flight, but also presumably I would not get injured and was unaffected by the elements. But I was able to fly fast, working like a combination of vanilla Superman flight with faux-teleporting speed. So I spent the whole dream flying to various countries, would hang out with family and friends for a couple minutes, then would get swamped with the attention of people trying to detain me. The geography was all sorts of jumbled, mixing real world destinations and previous dream locales. I had the reoccurring location of the megamall first, then I tried going to Hokkaido and ended up instead in a weird Alaska where buildings were comfortably half-buried in ice, and flew over some swampy tropical areas for which I thought were some Brazilian coastline. At one point I flew up to space, overshooting my intent to get a bird's eye view, and found a satellite next to me with cameras mounted, which I promptly gave the finger to before flying off again. While this was all going on, I was a bit at a loss of where I'd settle. At one point a net was shot at me, because I got bored with the weak attempts to catch me and felt like making a mockery of it... I think I phased out to a different location in the visible area before it hit me? One of the spots I met up with some friends was some hibachi grill, where we got the works because I was loaded with money as well apparently. At the end of the dream I met up with another friend, but was starting to show fatigue at the constant pressure of heat on my tail. 10/10 dream and wanted for regular dream theme rotation. It's been a very long time since my last lucid dream, but dreams with superpowers are somewhat common, though not to this extent. I think the anime/manga Ajin inspired it quite a bit.