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Judge Fang · 2017-09-08 02:30
Ever had sex in a dream anon?
Yet Another Lainon · 2017-09-11 15:19
Ive had an orgy with a bunch of old ladies and numerous wet dreams but that was it
Y.T · 2017-09-11 15:43
My partner moved away and isn't around for 6 months and I have had sex related dreams like 5 days a week ever since. (4 months in now)
Hiro Protagonist · 2017-09-11 18:03
I just had a dream were i got a footjob and have never been attracted to one before. Does that make me degenerate now?
Unspecified · 2017-09-18 06:06
>>534
I keep dreaming of my ex every once in awhile. Its been a year now but she still pops up there. I'm over here emotionally but my dick isn't apparently
Pulse · 2017-10-03 17:37
>>543
Only if you think so
Watcher · 2017-10-04 01:16
Lain.....LAIN
Hitomi · 2017-10-07 23:59
yeah it was pretty surreal.
have had other lucid dream experiences, but that was probably on the top 5. forget most of them though.
Cypher · 2017-10-08 17:13
All the time, once. Now I never have them. The last one involved gay sex, which I was never interested in, but suddenly am.
Crazy Jake · 2017-10-11 22:49
I wish! how do I provoke wet dreams?
I tried not fapping for 1 month but it didn't work. I just got an erection every 2 minutes
Faye Valentine · 2017-10-23 07:06
The only time I had sex in a dream, I was fisting an old purple skinned Asian lady with no teeth.
Hitomi · 2017-10-23 07:27
>>631
>I wish! how do I provoke wet dreams?
this.
cleanup aside, wet dreams are great. it always amazed me how my mind could conjure up women to have dream sex with.
Drano · 2017-10-29 07:30
Had one once when I was smol
Didn't actually know wtf was happening, so it was doubly surreal
And then I had one recently when coming off HRT
Much more "specific" although I can't say I enjoyed it or got such a thrill as when it was a novel experience
Mario Rossi · 2017-10-29 09:19
Yes, with my mother. I don't want to remember it.
Special Agent Bob · 2017-10-29 14:05
>>631
I often had wet dreams as a teenager when I went to sleep with a boner. It didn't always work though and I haven't tried it in a while.
The Fin · 2017-10-29 23:42
>>671
Please tell us mor3
BloodCat · 2017-10-30 07:29
I've had sexual experiences, but never sex itself. I think I excite too fast leading to awakening. Still the closest I've come to sex
Aristóteles Amadópulus · 2017-10-30 08:53
>>671
which anime is this? :3
Trinity · 2017-10-30 10:25
>>678
K-ON
Molly Millions · 2017-10-30 11:14
Pretty much once every few months.
>>671
Ditto, and my cousin (who's quite attractive but still).
Fucking tired · 2017-10-30 18:39
>>671
Just dreamed that a week ago. Still feeling disturbed by it.
BloodCat · 2017-10-30 20:58
>>680
That reminds me when I almost had sex with my cousin for real.
Drano · 2017-10-30 22:20
Every dream that becomes lucid ends in sex for me, then I wake up before reaching orgasm. It's pretty annoying.
I would describe my lucid dreams as half lucid though. I realize I'm sleeping, and in complete control, but I'm not smart enough to keep myself that way, so I quickly do stupid soykaf that wake me up in the end.
There was one time when me and my friend were running away from some monsters that were trying to kill us and we were very afraid. Then it hit me that it's just a dream, because at a familiar place there was one more tree than I remember, so I tried to calm my friend to not be afraid because it's just a dream. Even though I realized I'm dreaming, I still thought my friend experiences the same stuff...
Another time I was on a ship when it hit me, I instantly started flying and playing god, destroying and creating mountains in the distance with my hand, then I quickly got bored (being a god must be the most fuarrrking boring think I can imagine), so I flew back to the ship, where my crush was waiting for me. After some petting, I freaked out because I didn't have condoms on me, and I didn't wanted to make her pregnant. It was a dream you stupid asshole...
I know, reading/hearing other people's dreams are completely useless and boring, it's just random babbling for the listener, I just wanted to show you some examples how lucid dreaming is not always binary.
Zhora · 2017-11-03 21:53
yes, i had a dream in wich i was being fuarrrked real good (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ^ ⁄<⁄ ⁄)
Nobody important · 2017-12-20 12:57
>>534
Mainly in Wet Dreams when I sometimes forget to masturbate for a month. It's usually just with my secondary school crush or some soykaf.
Erik Johansson · 2017-12-20 17:52
Yes. There was one time, during a particularly confusing time of my life, when I dreamt I was having sex but I had no idea who the other person was.
Masami Eiri · 2017-12-20 18:56
Mhmm yeah, all the time. Lucid dreaming and soykaf ya know? Ya feeling me? Thing is though I can never cum in dreams, isn't that a kick in the nut?
Demeere · 2017-12-23 01:55
I almost always have sex dreams anymore. I keep having sex dreams where I'm cheating on my girlfriend. I think it's trying to tell me I'm very dissatisfied with our sex life.
Nobody important · 2017-12-23 09:13
I occasionally have sex with my aunt in dreams, when I wake up it makes me horny af and miserable at the same time. 2 days ago I just masturbated to the imaginary sex with her in the hope of those dreams going away once and for all.
Roy Batty · 2018-01-05 05:01
I had a dream that I was offered it by a girl, but I declined so as not to cheat on my (real life) girlfriend.
If I had known I were in a dream, I probably would have done it.
The Plague · 2018-01-05 17:01
I've had a number of dreams where I'm in a sexual situation but can't seem to work out how sex works or something goes wrong (like one time where my sexual partner turned into a puppet-like thing). I've also had a couple of dreams in which I've fuarrrked my computer. Only once that I can recall have I had a dream which has focused on me just having normal sex (specifically an orgy), although I think sex has been a minor component of a couple other dreams too. None of these instances have actually been all that sexually satisfying and the one time that I had a wet dream was not one I had sex in. Overall I find I have more sexual dreams if I masturbate less and, given I usually masturbate a lot, that limits how many sexual dreams I have.
Muad'dib · 2018-01-10 02:01
I have sexual encounters in 3/4 of my dreams, but very little do I get to the point of fellatio or coitus. I come close to doing these activities, but they never seem to actually happen.
Unknown · 2018-01-12 04:07
Very rarely. But I did have a wet dream a couple of years ago that only involved kissing.
Yuki Nagato · 2018-01-12 22:15
Lately I keep having dreams where sex is mentioned but we never get around to doing the deed.
Tank · 2018-01-17 11:48
I seem to semi-frequently have dreams that involve affectionate things like hand holding, laying in bed, or acquiring a date that I am ultimately satisfied by enough not to dream the date itself. Sex is almost nonexistent in my dreams though.
Weird, because I'm certainly not a demisexual or anything stupid like that - guess I just like affection.
Hitomi · 2018-01-18 05:11
I don't have sex dreams often. Usually I just have normal dreams that end up being wet dreams, like the time I came after fighting off a race of evil tomato beings on a pizza planet (never sleep while hungry). The last two times I actually did it in a dream are related and kinda weird.
>get raped by a trap and enjoy it in one
>can't get it up with an actual girl in the other
Before these two I also remember one with my dog that made me really uncomfortable for a while. The mind is a strange thing.
Yuki Nagato · 2018-01-25 18:21
I had a dream last night where a girl I knew in high school introduced me to the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. I think I might have known her, but I can't quite place her name, as she could have been one of a few different people. Anyway, we were instantly attracted to each other and started cuddling and kissing, and only didn't go further because it was at a party of some sort and there were people around us. We got to talking about how the girl who introduced us got the idea to pair us up, and it turns out she gave the girl I was kissing some purportedly magic watermelons and said that if she kissed the magic watermelons, the guy of her dreams would come to her, so she'd spent a solid hour kissing the magic watermelons before I showed up. Then the dream went to a highlight reel of our life together over the next however many years. Through the whole thing I felt an uncommon sense of liberation from everything wrong in my life and the world. The dream ended without going into any hardcore sex, but maybe that wasn't the point.
Splicer · 2018-01-25 19:36
I had a dream when I was in my early teens about swimming in the pool at the YMCA with a whole group of mermaids. I started making out with one while the others cuddle and kissed us. After a while, I started thrusting into her (she had a vagina or cloaca or something covered by some scales that she could move aside). This went on for a bit, with me grabbing her tail-ass, but when I looked down, she had turned into just a small, brown-gray fish, and I was fuarrrking its mouth. All the other mermaids were gone. Then I woke up.
(I didn't cum. Still count?)
Nell · 2018-01-26 13:29
>>534
I think the reason dreams interest me so much is that I barely remember them, it's fairly alien to me. The most interesting incident I can remember is when I was about 14 or 15, and fuarrrking my little sister's best friend she'd had over for a sleepover recently in my dream. It was unusual, but not unpleasant.
The Plague · 2018-02-04 09:01
yes. here are excerpts from my journal
>Right before bed, I watched a JAV that focused on prostate stimulation. My dream reflected this. After some blurry scenes (drinking? bussing?), I end up in a room with [friend's gf]. She’s only wearing underwear, including a lingerie top. She asks me to help take her top off, and I cautiously continue with the rest of her clothes. During the ensuing touching and butt stuff, I feel bad because I like [my friend]; the fact this was a dream did not kick in hard enough.
>While we’re all laughing, my attention turns to [really random girl from high school]. She says something about liking boys with flat chests - I put her hands on mine. We soon shift to sitting in her car, in which the steering wheel is on the right. She gets naked; I take her outstretched leg and kiss it. This makes her flustered and she complains we’re moving too fast. However, after a short argument, we come to the mutual understanding that we will have sex later. We appear to be driving through some place in America: it is implied to be in Pennsylvania, but there’s a lot of western/native imagery on the buildings and signage.
We stop at a gas station. I go inside to grab snacks....[dream permanently shifts there]
there was also a dream from my old journal (which is lost) where Asa Akira has a penis and cums on my face.
Erik Johansson · 2018-02-15 04:37
It's been a long time since I've last had actual intercourse, but most of my dreams are very detailed and have some erotic subtext, usually related to my degenerate fetishes (voyeur, scat). I really like to masturbate in my dreams for some reason. For instance, here's a couple of the grossest ones from four years ago. I had just turned 18, don't judge me.
>I am on a train in Japan with a friend. The darkness of the cityscape envelops us. We arrive at a dimly lit, rundown station. I am certain that it was once a jail. Their squat toilets have no walls and coeds from my class are doing their business in full view from the lobby. I join them and we chat while we relieve ourselves. A cute tomboy lent me some toilet paper. After wiping, we both strip everything and masturbate to orgasm. I finished up on her face.
>The following night, another dream, same setting. I am jumping down over many fences, running towards that same station. I really don't want to miss this train. As I run through the deserted roads, I notice a lone little girl sitting behind a locked grate. She's wearing plain clothes, but her pale skin and jet black short hair catch my eye. Perhaps a vampire? She's on her cellphone, crying. She mumbles, "I did it. I had to poop outside. I couldn't hold it in." She farts loudly, and a brown liquid is oozing along her left leg. The smell is suffocating. I touch her shoulder and point somewhere. "They have a toilet there." She finally notices me and starts crying even harder. A delinquent girl has noticed the commotion and tries to kick my ass. I run away towards the toilet, just in time to watch the little girl relieve herself of her diarrhea. I try to masturbate, but the delinquent breaks my right hand.
Joey · 2018-02-16 03:56
Almost never, but a few nights ago I had a dream that I was a super hot chick and I had amazing lesbian sex with another super hot girl. soykaf was amazing.
Pris · 2018-02-20 06:19
Lucid dreamed sex with a beautiful floaty magical blonde, good blow job, then I lost it and woke up.
Tank · 2018-05-02 07:36
>>685
This is where I'm at
Many semi-lucid dreams where I know I'm dreaming but still act like a retard, and never had an orgasm in the dozens of sex dreams I've had
Often lucid dreaming sex feels like I'm raping a NPC
Cutter · 2018-05-06 05:47
No, the only times my dreams go to sex is if I become aware i'm dreaming. And then i'm like "hell yeah". It's always something fuarrrked up like some older lady or a dude or something not even human and i'm like "sure why not man it's just a dream i'm just trying to bust a nut"
Then when I try I end up not being able to cum or something, or I lose control of my dream and it starts not happening, or I wake up.
I wonder what this says about me, that like my subconscious is very unsexual but my conscious is? I don't even know if that makes sense.
LesbianBitch · 2018-05-12 14:26
Many times with porn stars
Joey · 2018-05-12 14:55
I've already know how is to make sex even before it really happen, because in dream you can feel it.
Splicer · 2018-05-18 22:35
yes i've experienced sex in dreams many times, saddly I can't compare it with real sex
Nameless · 2018-05-18 23:57
>letting a succubus steal your essence
degeneracy
it happens to me pretty often, but i don't usually get past foreplay before i wake up
Boris Grishenko · 2018-05-19 10:39
>>543
I have numerous dreams about anal despite having never done it and being disgusted by it. What does it mean?
Debbie Charteris · 2018-06-05 18:17
The most detailed and realistic one I had was when I was in high school over ten years ago and it involved a female friend of mine at the time. First I was kissing her while she was in a dress and then I was on her going anal with my hands under her chest while she was naked.
It was quite surreal when I woke up.
Any other dreams I vaguely remember and did not go as far.
Yamaoto Toshi · 2018-06-06 02:08
Even better than sex, in the last three days I had this dream of mine in which I was being chased for the hunt by an ex-high-schoolmate (we weren't in the same class) who is a weeaboo (she also likes Regular Show and Adventure Time like a total plebeian). I ran into downtown and hid behind some bolivians who sold me a rib sandwich, when I was going to give in the first munch the dream ends as my stepmother turned on the lights (I sleep in the attic beside my brother in a tatami).
I also had a dream in which I had a girlfriend who didn't want to tell me her full name. It was the most frustrating thing ever because not only did I think it was real, I got into her house, met her family, her family liked me and all... and I woke up to my own gasps when my biological clock realized it was past mid-day.
Guthrie · 2018-06-11 17:46
>>534
Yes, with my waifu.
When i woke up i screamed
Splicer · 2018-06-13 22:08
Yeah in a couple lucid dreams. It makes me cum IRL tho, once happened in a sleepover at a friend's place. One time I lasted three seconds approximately. is like kicking dead whales down the beach, lucid dreaming books tod me that you orgasmed without cumming IRL, bullsoykaf.
Nanashi No Gombe · 2018-06-15 06:51
I've fallen asleep during sex, does that count?
Zhora · 2018-06-15 08:32
I did last night, with two traps, but one of them had their genitals in their armpit, and I knew they were kidnapping me so I was a bit cautious. Was on a school bus.
Nonlucid of course.
Yu-ichi · 2018-06-15 20:41
One time I had sex in a dream and when I came in the dream I pissed in real life and it was both hilarious and embarassing because I was in bed with my partner at the time.
I was never a bed wetter as a kid, and this hasn't happened since but still very weird thing.
Morpheus · 2018-06-16 05:50
>>1099
tfw you will never be kidnapped by two armpit-traps with a school bus
Netrunner · 2018-06-26 03:53
>>534
>Be me
>Enter without permission to a private room in a brothel.
>Ask the guy fuarrrking a prostitute if I could fuarrrk her too.
>The guy accepts and hands me the ass of the hooker.
>I fuarrrk the prostitute happily.
>I start to look at the ceiling, ready to cum.
>I look in front of me and instead of the prostitute there is an ass shaped pillow.
>I hear steps of 2 persons in the distance.
And that's how I lost a cum dumpster just for looking at a ceiling.
Liet Kynes · 2018-07-02 13:15
>got footjob from oneitis
best dream ever
Cereal Killer · 2018-07-02 14:03
I hardly have wet dreams, but the most memorable have been gay, even though I'm 99% straight and only attracted to very feminine guys if gay at all.
My last dream was with two young looking twinks where I took turns eating both of their asses out, and ending with a cum fart with a little brown in it (first scat related dream)
Cowboy · 2018-07-02 21:55
>>1162
>>543
I had dreams about a girl that had no interest in me giving me some under the table.
Debbie Charteris · 2018-07-02 23:05
>>1168
I wish rin soykaf in my face
Random · 2018-07-04 11:14
One of my earliest dreams that I remember from when I was somewhere around 5-7, I was a detective who determined whether the suspect was guilty or not by sucking their dicks
Ender · 2018-07-04 13:49
I had a sex dream last sunday and last night. I don't think I'm doing anything different in my life, and don't feel particularly horny during the day. Not complaining though.
Ender · 2018-07-04 14:06
I have sex in dreams almost everyday, I don't get much pleasure tho. It's generally related with my sexual fantasies when I masturbate. I think that's interesting, to see how the conscious mind influences the unconscious.
What if instead of a sexual thought I could put a desire in my unconscious? It would be like meta-programming, maybe I would be able to better shape my mind. Kinda like Austin Spare's theory, but I am talking about psychology, not the occult, magic is bullsoykaf.
Anyway, today I dreamed that a nice boi I know gived me a blowjob. Yeah ._.
Jim Hilger · 2018-07-04 15:01
>>1189
>unconscious
*subconscious. Unconscious means like passed out.
Marly Krushkhova · 2018-07-04 16:59
>>1195
Depends on the theorist, Spare calls it subconscious, but Jung, for example, only recognizes conscious and unconscious. The unconscious is the activity you are not directly aware of.
Take a look: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unconscious_mind
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subconscious
The Oracle · 2018-07-04 17:24
>>1197
Okay good explanation. I guess it is a problem with language itself as it evolves. Also French psychologists seem to have preferred subconscious, at least I found a line about that in the articles you've linked.
However Freud used: "unbewusst" literally unknowingly.
Whereas "bewusstlos" means literally loss of consciousness or just unconscious.
I'd say it manifested from a poor translation. Since the German language has two words to describe it these states of consciousness and the English language can only offer one. Opposite examples exist too: Germans don't make a difference between sky and heaven. They only call it "himmel" and the context gives meaning.
Sabo Engle · 2018-07-09 07:34
I had a dream where i was Dr. Panel and basically it was the plot of the beginning of TDKR but somehow Bane's plan went wrong and the plane crashed with me and Bane still in it. Somehow we both survived the crash, and Bane got really pissed at me and decided to rape me on top of the wreckage. I didn't cum from it but it did feel good, in a way.
Agent Richard Gill · 2018-07-09 10:03
>>1189
>What if instead of a sexual thought I could put a desire in my unconscious
I think this can be done. Hell if conditioning can happen subconsciously (IE: current media manipulation [though maybe different because of forced immersion?]), I imagine it can be bolstered when someone has the intent and desire to change themselves. I'd recommend lucid dreaming and meditation to try this with
sage because irrelevant
Unnamed · 2018-07-10 11:03
>go lucid
>rape everything in sight
Cowboy · 2018-07-10 12:24
>>1216
Lucky bastard
Switch · 2018-07-10 12:51
>>1216
I was lucid dreaming and a girl I knew was there so I decided to will her to want me, rather than raping her. This was also the last time I had a wet dream. I didn't know lucid wet dreams were possible. I guess it was only partially lucid as the sex scene went to vector graphics like when they show a schematic on a computer screen in an 80s SF movie. I didn't choose that.
The next morning she was the one who served me coffee and it was kind of uncomfortable but she probably assumed I was just hungover as usual and like half her other customers (I was).
Elliot Alderson · 2018-07-10 17:12
>>1216
I wonder if it would be possible to rape yourself in a lucid dream. I had dreams about sucking my own dick and it was great.
Drifter · 2018-07-10 18:33
>>1219
Man... you need to think about what you're doing with your life.
Guthrie · 2018-07-10 19:58
>>1220
I think YOU need to think of why nobody else thought of what to do with their lifes unlike this man.
Naomi Nascimento · 2018-07-10 20:29
>>1220
Hi I'm anon that rapes his dream people and I think this is a great idea
Guthrie · 2018-07-10 21:07
Quite a few times when I was a teenager. Most of them involved me going lucid, flying over to a girl I liked, fuarrrking her right where she stood, and waking up right before cumming. There was one, though, which was less "lucid dream" and more "really vivid daydream" since I was still aware of the world around me while all this was happening. I remember it involving a girl I had a massive crush on back then and this large, red-colored room. The whole thing was vivid enough to make me cum right there, even though I was in class and aware of where I was. Luckily I didn't move around at all in the real world so no one seemed to notice.
I used to be able to go lucid more easily than I could now. Back then I could do it maybe once every month or two, nowadays I don't even remember the last time. I'm not sure if it was because I was a horny little soykaf back then, I was running on next to no sleep and was half-awake at all times, or I was into stuff like psionics and meditation that allowed me a little extra control of my body. Maybe it was a combination of all three.
Leto Atreides I · 2018-07-10 21:48
>>1219
I had sex with myself (lookalike that thought the same way I did and was same age) in a dream but not rape. It was nice but not lucid
Eldon Tyrell · 2018-07-11 12:53
last night in a dream I saw an ex girlfriend, she licked my toothbrush and then shoved it into my mouth. It was hot
Meddler · 2018-07-11 16:04
>>1219
You have to think with portals. There was a doujin where a dickgirl could suck her own dick with a set of pocket portals. She put one over her cock and the other up to her mouth. You could sodomize yourself thusly too.
Guthrie · 2018-07-16 08:32
Lucid dreaming is fun but potentially damaging to one's sex life.
Once you can fuarrrk anyone you desire, one might start fuarrrking things just for the Hell of it. I seduced a thunder storm once. Its lightning caress was fun, not frightening. Being screwed by an entire array of radio antennae is more common than you might think...
Sure, towers and clouds are fine, but lighting also strikes trees... I wondered if the reason might be that they're a good lay? Ents are great fun, it just takes so damn long to get them off I'd rather just have a shapely unconscious deciduous.
But some trees have bee hives, ants or grubs, so watch out; The later bites hurt, and grubs attract a wood peckers... if you like that sort of thing. You really haven't lived until you've been wrapped up in multiple legs while a having breath-play with a set of giant deadly mandibles.
But, you see, it's only so long before one has ran through all the mythical beasts and gods you can think of, and most of the animal kingdom to boot. Mmmm, Volcanoes ringed by sexy swirls of electric Aurora Borealis. After that there's really only one way to go, and it's down...
C'thulhu is tame compared to some of the terrors I've rolled in the hay with. Last night my precious nebulous nameless one had 100 eyes and mouths and I took the time to blindfold and gage each and every one before teasing the beast to our sumptuous climax. Our pleasure shrieks shattered the bondage gear and gave birth to swarms of galaxies, whose countless inhabitants nearly evolved to sentience before I wiped them up and tossed them away like a used condom.
Recently an attractive quasi-drunk girl threw herself at me @ the local pub. I found myself closing my eyes to imagine she had naughty snakes coming out of hers, and from her head, with a stare that could turn me to stone. I almost felt bad deleting her number, but it wouldn't have work out. Normal humans just don't do it for me anymore. Perhaps if I train up a witch in my wizardly ways?
Have fun, just be careful friends.
Lunch · 2018-07-24 05:57
>>1030
Maybe it means that you need to broaden your horizons (not necessarily with anal, but dreams tend to be slightly dramatic). Or could mean that you subconsciously feel that you're doing things you find disgusting in waking life (not necessarily related to sex)
Just another Random Lainon · 2018-07-24 05:59
>>1099
John Titor · 2018-07-24 06:06
I was on my bed with two girls. And one of them saidd she wouldn't let the other "bitch" get me, and she was hot so we made out. I recognized that none of it was real without becoming lucid, and mourned for my loss.
>tfw having any positive interaction with girls will be a sign I'm dreaming and be how I get lucid
>feels bittersweet man
ハバネロ · 2018-09-10 22:58
Yeah, there was a period where I did no fap for 2 months. I had 3 dreams that where full blown me having sex. 2 of them led to me having a wet dream then waking up, the other one of I woke up because my brain fully realized that I was dreaming before I could orgasm.
Sipho Nkosi · 2018-10-02 06:37
>>534
I have had a couple dreams of sexual enounters with my mother.
I am not in any way attracted to her and it disgusts me. I blame porn for ruining my mind.
I looked it up and people attribute it to "being too close" with family.
Marly Krushkhova · 2018-10-17 00:33
My first lucid dream took place while in a caravan with my family. In the dream I was in my room, then Cirno kicked in the door and tried to rape me. Usually I'd just let it happen, but since I didn't want to make a mess I pushed her off and woke up. Then fell out of bed.
Marly Krushkhova · 2018-10-18 10:20
I can't remember my dreams unless I take sleeping pills 4 some reason
Yuki Nagato · 2018-11-23 10:46
>>817
Same, most of my dreams end up cuddling. I had this dream a few months ago where I was cuddling naked with my gf on the couch, I could feel the warmth of her skin and everything was very realistic. My dreams don't seem to involve penetration, and if it does I just stay there motionless. I think it's more about the feeling than the pleasure.
I'm an awkward guy and before having a gf I always ruined every chance to have sex.
>>762
I feel you, my gf isn't really attractive to me and I also dream about cheating on her.
Nell · 2018-11-25 13:50
I've had this very weird series of dreams recently, where I am meeting with my ex again. We talk, sometimes hug or hold hands, but it never ends up in having sex. Then, recently, it has happened. We ended up in bed, it was a nice dream. These are all very nice and warm dreams.
The problem is, I am currently in a relationship, and a very fulfilling one. I am happy with my current partner, we engaged, and we love each other. I worry that these dreams might become more important and might break our relationship. I don't know if I should worry or not.
Void · 2018-11-25 20:08
I had a dream that I was banging my former best friend. It was sad though. It was sort of a flashback to the first time we f.cked, not a reenactment but it referred to it in some ways. We never went steady but we often slept together when we couldn't hook up with other people, and losing her was the hardest thing I ever lived through, and no she isn't dead either.
In the dream her body regressed closer to what it looked like that time (we are both a lot older now). It happened like a quick fade in a movie as I was looking down on her body. I felt absolutely terrible when I woke up. I don't miss her exactly, in fact I dislike the person she became but I do miss having someone to fill that role in my life, and every now and then I still imagine my cock in her mouth.
William Holtzer · 2018-11-26 15:50
>>1262
What is this magical item?
Jens Hansen · 2018-12-01 07:26
mine are pretty fuarrrked up. when I "lucid" dream I recognize im dreaming yet still never think to control the environment. so sometimes il become lucid and realize im horny in the dream, and there will be something or someone there that is NOT something I want to be fuarrrking. But my brains like "dude its a dream, no one has to know, a holes a hole".
next thing u know im fuarrrking a pigeon or some soykaf. its pretty fuarrrked up, ive maybe had sex with something resembling an attractive human women like twice in all my dreams. the rest were men, relatives, animals, fictional beings.
藤原純一 · 2018-12-02 16:19
>>671
I've fuarrrked almost every family member on wet dreams by now. Luckily those dreams stopped years ago, I don't want to have one ever again.
rtf · 2018-12-03 21:14
>>684
tell the story
藤原純一 · 2018-12-06 07:59
>couple nights ago
>had dream that I was getting fuarrrked by a cute trap
>didn't feel anything physically but the experience was amazing
>for a moment I even forgot that I'm a guy
>woke up feeling like I just had ego death or some soykaf
>tfw my brain self-induced sissy hypno
>tfw want to do it again
Donna Hawthorne · 2018-12-09 10:36
A few nights ago I had a dream where Maya from Phoenix Wright sucked my dick. She looked me dead in the eye while she was doing it. It was easily the most vivid dream I've had in a while, too.
Otto Normalverbraucher · 2020-05-13 06:06
>>534
in a dream i had sex with my crush from high school days. it was quite vivid. we were sitting near a table, everything was white in that room. the walls, the table. i think she was also wearing white clothing. except for the dining table, the room was completely empty. we were siting against each other. a window was situated behind her, and a bright, beautiful day's light was coming in.
i can't remember the dialog we were having, but it was small talk, the one that's usually exchanged between two people who happened to stumble on one another, not having seen each other for a long time, and not being well acquainted. the next thing i know, she's right beside me, on my left. the small talk continued as she was slithering towards me. a coquettish smile was accompanying her.
then it started happening. she was on top, but i was still thrusting (???).
a minute later i woke up. wasn't a wet dream.
it was the first sexual dream i had ever had. i hope it doesn't happen again. the sheer weirdness of this dream broke my focus for the entire day.
Nameless · 2020-05-13 07:12
Just woke up from such a dream actually. Was eating a woman out while fingering her ass and pussy. Very nice dream, but also a reminder that I got dumped and that dating in quarantine is awful.
Neo · 2020-05-13 17:11
I don't remember when was the last time I had a wet dream.
>>1741
Nice
Neuromancer · 2020-05-15 02:10
A dream I had as a kid.
>this Chinese girl laying on a table.
>me putting my head under her dress.
>penetrate her asshole with my head.
>wake-up confused.
Aristóteles Amadópulus · 2020-05-16 01:32
>>534
Ever not had sex in a dream???????
Claude Speed · 2020-05-26 22:43
>>534
Since i was a kid i have multiple dreams every night, and one of them is always sex or related to sex, if i don't dream about sex it means i'm very depressed, I have a very strong libido.
Ever since i got a girlfriend (been together for 6 years now <3 ) i only dream about fuarrrking her or a threesome with her and one of her friends that is rly cute.
Eiritana · 2020-05-28 17:44
If you lucid dream you could choose to but there's better things to dream about than sex
Cat Mother · 2020-09-17 20:34
>>1212
I also got this dream where I was in an elevator attached to the side of a giant tree. The elevator had a diamond plate floor made of steel, and the walls were made of wire mesh and covered with thick green vines. There was this little girl in the elevator with me, and I was also a little kid. The girl somehow attached herself to the elevator and morphed her body so that her vagina faced me. Then I penetrated it with my penis, but instead of going into her body, the vagina was actually just a portal and my penis poked back out of the exit portal which was her anus. I didn't enjoy the sex but I felt obligated to do it since the girl asked me to.
Bobby Newmark · 2020-12-11 22:39
>>534
I had a dream where i was fuarrrking my waifu once.
J.C. Denton · 2020-12-12 02:35
I fuarrrked Aqua from Konosuba doggystyle once, I woke up when I was about to cum like always. I haven't watched the anime but I saw some anon post this gif on a thread that day, I'm pretty sure that's what triggered it. it was sugoi.
fsociety · 2020-12-12 06:48
>>534
I would say a few times a week I dream about my thicc readhead GF. Sometimes it is sexual but usually it is just romantic stuff. Unfortunately she got COVID on a business trip, so I have not seen her in a month.
This makes me the big sad ; __ ;
Pic related is her body type, not that it really matters. I hate having wet dreams tho :(
Guthrie · 2020-12-26 21:57
>>534
one time i fuarrrked alien girl in my room. another time i was being filmed for a porno while having sex with a girl from highschool (this happened a year after i graduated). another time i had sex with a black girl (before i developed my fetish for dark skin)
Unnamed · 2020-12-30 17:07
Today I woke up in the middle of the night incredibly horny. while still in bed and half asleef I started vigorously rubbing my feet together, just to make my erection even more rock hard and thus troubling the act of trying to sleep again.
Nameless · 2020-12-30 20:26
On the 2019 no fap september I had a really good dream, the only problem is that I cummed and lost the motivation to continue with the event, it happened only this time
Incognito · 2021-01-01 23:57
>>3820
God, I fuarrrking hate the internet.
The Plague · 2021-01-03 01:07
>>3938
what's wrong with my dream
Nobody important · 2021-01-03 02:46
Maybe once or twice.
I think I had a wet dream when thinking of a fridge once. Not sure what's up with that.
Boris Grishenko · 2021-01-03 04:12
>>3942
Wet dreams are a physiological response, you can get them without having anything actually sexual in the dream as the body is just dumping semen. You'll find a lot of stories of people having them without sexual dreams.
Drano · 2021-02-01 06:55
the other night (day 5 of nofap) i fugged a big tiddy gyaru in my dream. i had to change my bed sheets afterwards
catharsis · 2021-02-01 11:22
>>4035
gyaru girls are underrated lol.
Arisu Mizuki · 2021-02-17 17:24
The last time I was in a classroom with an old high school classmate of mine (blonde) and her bestie (brunette)
A teacher was supposed to be in the room too but he was busy with something and always had to leave
The girls eventually got bored, blonde undressed completely and laid on the floor
Brunette was rubbing against all kinds of soykaf like a toothbrush or some sort of glass recipient I couldn't identify against blonde's clit
Blonde emits exaggerated moans as a joke and both girls laugh
I can't stand it anymore so I join them, remove my pants and thrust Blonde's pussy
I go slowly 'to be sure to hear when the teacher comes back cuz Blonde is still up with the
kinda goofy but very fun, the fact that both were smol cuties made it even better
didn't cum tho
Bobby Newmark · 2021-02-18 07:32
I had a dream where I was fuarrrking a girl, and she went to give me a hickey, and I thought "dont do it, my gf will know we fuarrrked" and that ruined the dream and woke me up since i don't have a gf.
it felt like one of those nonreal moments when you're having a lucid dream right before you realize you're dreaming but the power of >tfw no gf ruined it.
Jane Doe · 2021-02-27 19:10
>>1030
I've jacked off to anal (male and female) but I doubt I'd do it IRL (maybe if I had a condom). I don't think that's weird that you'd think about it.
Anonymous · 2021-02-28 06:08
Literally the only time I had sex in a dream was with a MineCraft character when I was 12
Incognito · 2021-03-10 15:31
yes oversized centipede like women raped me in head
Joey · 2021-05-20 21:52
Found this while surfing the wired.
https://www.sleepassociation.org/sleep-disorders/more-sleep-disorders/sexsomnia/
Read through all the comments there. Damn good «chisme».
I'ts interesting noting the fact that almost everything 'sleep' related, anything out of the socially accepted "normality", is considered a disorder.
So, fuarrrk shrinks. Let us sleepfuck our way out of depression, loneliness, or simply hornyness.
I'm going to sleep now, and I seriously hope i get laid in my dreams. Good night, Lain.
Crazy Jake · 2021-05-20 23:34
Yeah, it wasn't pretty either.
My dreams are either fully lucid and controllable but in turn feel like a daydream or they're out of my control but very livid, usually those end up as nightmares.
Had a straight black haired smug anime girl who could just appear out of nowhere and turn the former into the latter in a snap and she'd usually fuarrrk me against my will. I couldn't even wake up out of it either because I was too paralyzed to remember I was dreaming or because I just couldn't even if I tried.
Since then I researched her, trying to interact with her and such and we made up, I embraced her a sort of alter ego. We still do it from time to time but it's not as livid.