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best advice for wet dreams?

jack off afterwards

don't jack off? i dunno.

Maybe try jacking off

Try jacking in.

Sleep wrapped in a towel instead of a blanket in order to absorb the moisture.

we did it /zzz/!

>>444 This. Also try sleeping on your stomach.

If you aren't getting them, try achieve a womb like bed with a cold room around you and don't jack off, but expose self to lewd thots during the day and have B vitamins. If you are getting them, enjoy it, just fight the sleep paralysis to make sure you lay on your back so you don't make a mess on the sheets and cup or pinch to stop it from spilling out.

>>443 Most guys can't do that right after they cum. I don't know if there's any technique. Try masturbating 2-5 times a day for a few weeks and then suddenly stopping. Your body will be so used to jizzing, it might need an outlet. /broscience

>>458 I only need to stop for a few days when I do it once every few days. >>442 I think drinking apple juice helps. I think it's the choline in it that helps??? Also remember to have proper hours of interrupted sleep. Then you'll have them more often and your body wouldn't be stressed.

ITT : ji/zzz/

>>446 underrated post

>>442 Easy peasy matie, you gotta jack out

>>1090 Nice bump

>>465 xD

ez - masturbate before bedtime, but don't cum - you will feel unsatisfied - this problem will be compensated while dreaming

>>456 Do this sparingly otherwise you'll end up with a pot belly

>>442 game time

>>442 advice for having more of them, or fewer? I get them if I forget to jack off for more than like four or five months

I wish I could have one. I went almost 2 months without ejaculating before, for the purpose of trying to have one, but it didnt work. Still have never experienced it

>>1108 Lol, how can someone /forget/ to jack off for months? I often get them when I dream, but the problem is I rarely dream at all. Maybe once every other month or so.

>>1110 some people have naturally low sex drive or don't have high priority for masturbation

>>1111 Maybe if you're on antidepressants or some other medication it's understandable, but if not, I'd go check my hormonal balance at a doctor if I didn't feel like jacking off for months. But what do I know, my libido has always been very extreme...

>>1112 yeah, mine was small since i was little. And as far as i know, i don't have any hormonal problems.

>>1110 >Lol, how can someone /forget/ to jack off for months? High stress environments kill sex drive, its one of the reasons people in military boot camp do not get erections for months medications including antidepressants and certain heart medications may have an effect on erections >>1113 IIRC about 12% of mammals have no sex drive at all, I could be wrong on the number, but "asexuals" are a thing

lol

>>1105 i sleep on my belly and don't have one. meanwhile I remember my father sleeps on his back and has one. don't believe everything youtube videos tell you.

>>1136 I saw the stub of this thread without all the previous posts and wondered... were you talking about your dad's sex drive there or his erection? Wet dreams even?

>>1138 his sleep position obviously and how it doesn't affect his pot belly, but you just want to read things into stuff that isn't there

>>1139 > omg u pervert stop thinking about dirty stuff! OP is literally asking about wet dreams and the posts you're referring to weren't visible until I hit reply. Just an amusing observation I thought I'd share, not expecting an inquisition.

>>1140 >no fun allowed I never said no fun allowed, but I prefer to wet dream on my own. >>445 >Maybe try jacking off Any good ways for guys involving using a stolen thong of a girl?

>>1141 someone please reply, it's late here and I want to try after going offline

>>1141 >stolen thong post pics

>>1144

>>1144 why would you need a pic of his stolen girl panties collection? >>1145 pic related

>>1145 australian shiṫposting at its finest

>>1147 So what do you need pics for anyway? I just work at a grocery store and took it from the locker rooms.

>>1144 Aight so our work clothes are black, so I made use of when my coworker changed out of her white casual outfit to take the thong home. Also there is some dried up stuff when I look closely, but sadly it has no scent. Now answer my question.

>>1150 this is your coworker's?

>>1151 nice chatbot type replies

>>1151 Yes, also is your reading impaired or why do you brew so much soykaf? Just let me have my fun.

>>1141 >>1150 just grab the soiled pantsu and rub yourself with the ruffled sides for a couple of minutes whilst taking breaks once in a while. when you're really close just use the part where you saw traces of her juice and focus your tip until you can't hold it in anymore. think about what a useless degenerate you are as you cum. bonus if you lick it wet first.

>>1154 Thanks that felt amazing, but I didn't last long.

get a nice big body pillow and wrap your legs around it securely as you fall asleep like pic related. during your sleep you will move around alot and this causes the pillow to arouse your dick

>>1161 can I help it a little to make it work faster?

>>1164 yes, of course pretend it's your gf and cuddle with it I do it all the time, not aiming for a wetdream but it's happened by accident in the past so I think it's quite an effective method

These things are a fuarrrking nuisance. If I don't jack off I get them in spurts - I could go 3 weeks without one, and one week I'll have 3 wet dreams with a few dry days in between. My sex drive is otherwise low and I rarely feel the urge to masturbate nowadays, my jerk off sessions are purely a maintenance thing so that I wouldn't cream my underwear, thighs and sheets without warning one morning. Just don't jack off and think about sex all day long without relieving yourself I guess. Also, wet dreams aren't always what you expect them to be. Once I had a wet dream where I sneaked into an abandoned prison complex through a tunnel and raped a horrified pleading petite girl, and that scenario kept repeating like 5 times in one night. I didn't feel right after waking up from that.

>>1172 but I have no gf right now hence my needs for other stimuli. when I was still a teen my fantasy used to be better as well, but I still like to imagine kinky things and with some luck a few dreams are about it. before someone says soykaf fetish, I'm really into femdom and feet however I never manage to have that in my dreams. it is either a girl very gently teasing or sleeping with me. then I usually wake up and have to help myself because I have troubles falling asleep again without cumming. awkward to ask, but how can I punish myself a little before or after milking so I can at least imagine the dominant girl doing it?

I have a high libido and when I stopped for 44 days I would have about 8 days where I didn't feel sexual and then 5 days of very intense sexual feelings. During those days I would have wet dreams. There's not much you can do other then getting your sex drive up and not masturbating.

>>1178 I have had a few femdom dreams over the years, really making me want to go back. Some with feet. I actually seemed to get more wet dreams around my GF.

>>1175 >sneaked into an abandoned prison complex through a tunnel and raped a horrified pleading petite girl hot I don't want wet dreams because once I dreamed about fuarrrking my elementary school teachers (pic related)

WILD(Wake Induced Lucid Dreaming) is best option for whoever wants easy to get sex dreams

>>1190 That lucid dream stuff never worked for me. I tend to be analytical even in dreams, whenever I realize that it is a dream I get the equivalent of breaking the 4th wall. It results in partial wakeup and the whole construct vanishing. Ruined a few good dreams for me.

>>1175 >raped a horrified pleading petite girl reminds me of a dream I had last month where I fuarrrked this loli til all her limbs fell off, wasn't a wet dream tho since I wasn't aroused at all

>>1151

Never even came close to one. Hehe came. Until a month ago, i had 2 last month. Or at least one i think i came close in the subsequent one. I don't know what changed. I stopped jerking off for a few weeks after years of keeping myself dry. I started again. Ever since i have been on a hair trigger. I had my first wet dream on a random couch, i was fuarrrking stoked. Tips - Research lucid dreaming (i have them every so often, personally i haven't had enough discipline to actually work on lucid dreaming, aside from learning how the dream world works via random lucid dreams.) Abstain from masturbating for as long as you can, it can only help. I mean until you hit a point where you stop thinking about sex all together. Keep yourself deprived. Fall asleep somewhere different than you normally sleep! This ensures a much better chance of scoring a lucid dream, and normally results in more vivid dreams in my experience. My first lucid dream was spent crumpled up on my friends loveseat with no blanket on, it was spectacular. If you are SERIOUS about making this happen, research drugs. I'm not going to to go into detail here, plus there is no like "wonder drug" for wet dreams. There are many that will greatly increase your chances of one though. Learn about them as a whole instead of specifically for this goal or you will most likely fuarrrk yourself safety/results wise.

>>1492 If you encounter sex in a lucid dream try as hard as you can to not get too excited! Once your heart rate hits a certain mark your body will start to wake you up. This is a very serious roadblock. To the point where i don't really fuarrrk in lucid dreams because i'd rather play around in the dreamscape than risk waking up. Sometimes i cave though.

>>1492 > Never even came close to one > Tips - We got an expert here. You don't come close, they just happen. The sexual part of the dream is usually only a few seconds. The ejaculation causes the dream, get it? Not the other way around.

>>1102 Excuse me is your name by any chance Sigmund? Because it looks like a Freud.

>>442 no fap no weed

>>1492 A lot more spiritual energy builds up with semen retention. I would suggest eating a diet to prevent nocturnal emissions and channelling that energy elsewhere.

>>442 I had one the other day. I felt like I was actually humping the girl (doggy style) and when I woke up, I actually came. I was sleeping belly side down, and it seems like I was fapping my dick with the bed as I was sleeping.

I've never had a wet dream. I think I'd like to have one, but I'm a compulsive masturbater so it's probably not going to happen. I do somewhat regularly dream about sex, sometimes lucid ones, so maybe I'm not missing out. Is a wet dream any different to that? As an aside, has anyone had a wet nightmare?

>>1994 > Is a wet dream any different to that? Many of my sex dreams don't feel erotic at all actual, less than watching a sex scene in a movie sometimes. The erotic part of a wet dream lasts about two seconds, feels amazing and powerful, and you wake up pretty much simultaneously. You could be talking to someone and suddenly they start kissing you, the clothes come off and then *sploosh*. You always wake up, no exceptions. > As an aside, has anyone had a wet nightmare? THIS IS NOW MY QUEST

>>1994 >wet nightmare The only sex dreams I would qualify as sex nightmares are the ones you're fuarrrking relatives or other ppl you know (and don't want to fuarrrk) like happened to >>1181 Like that one time i dreamed about eating out a woman and when I looked up at her face it was my mother and i waked up screaming in absolute horror

>>1994 I've had wet nightmares before. Im into giantess and monster girls, so it makes sense. They are really fun.

>>2011 its not a nightmare if you liked it. Full stop.

I followed your guys advice and it worked and now I am a true believer and I blame each and every one of you.

>come to this thread for advice about having my first wet dream >end up getting aroused reading the replies that I have to jerk off This isn't going to work out, is it?

I unintentionally haven't fapped for a few days and tonight I had a totally not planned wet dream - I met a girl I know from childhood and she wanted to fuarrrk really badly. She gave me a condom and we played for a while, but then the condom had slipped, I haven't cum then and I had to find another one, but then I woke up. Should I just ignore not being protected, while dreaming? How to cum next time?

>>2389 > Should I just ignore not being protected, while dreaming Careful or you might end up with dream chlamydia or a dream paternity suit. Both can be devastating.

>>2389 >Should I just ignore not being protected, while dreaming? I like how you are worrying about contraception when I never ever wear any condom in my wet dreams As long as you're dreaming, it's completely okay

>>2394 Maybe you could wear one in real life before bedtime, to easier clean up the mess in the morning.

>>2392 >Careful or you might end up with dream chlamydia or a dream paternity suit. Both can be devastating. Fug, dreams are dangerous. Is it real? My dreams are usually short and without any plot and every dream is an individual thing - I rarely have common schemes in my dreams, so daily dreaming about having an unwanted child would be strange. >>2394 >I like how you are worrying about contraception when I never ever wear any condom in my wet dreams >As long as you're dreaming, it's completely okay I usually don't worry, but this dream was different, don't know why. >>2393 Strange, when I see images with girls and love, I feel better. Especially sweet lesbian love. >>2395 >Maybe you could wear one in real life before bedtime, to easier clean up the mess in the morning. Wet dreams are not my hobby yet, this one was an accident and it would be too expensive for me. I'll better keep my money for a real girl, if I find one.

>>442 Dakimakura?

u just have to stop jacking off until your body decides it is time to release the built up coom. that simple. the first one will take a while but after that if you keep abstaining from jacking off they will be more frequent. for me, it took 20 days without jacking off at all before i had my first wet dream, and i had another one 8 days after that.

>>2405 Why would anyone want this? Just get your significant other to give you a nice blowj to release that pressure mang.

>>2405 >u just have to stop jacking off That pic is not helping tho

>>2405 Yeah, nofap, really helps. I remember a funny story of an anon from my local chan. He believed nofap will improve his concentration and will give him superpowers. Then after having a nofap session for about a month, while he was going somewhere by bus, a girl accidentally touched him with her knee. He was so horny, he released such a big load, he could even smell it.

Fantasize a beautiful girl while you sleep

You can't really turn off your ears. During sleep your ears are still awake; This is to help wake you in case of predator drones. Sound is enchantment magic. Play sounds to yourself to influence your dreams. If you're craving sexy times, then do that. If you're craving an audience with the Scarlet Goddess of the City then you might need som RF towers too (sound is just low freq light, eh?) Other keys to summoning magic are chants and repetition of rituals. Build up a ritual of seeing, hearing, smelling, tasting and feeling then observing the same events during a time of pleasure. Repeat this often. Then fast without the comfort of the waking rites for a time. The need will build on its own, but a sorcerer can tempt the fates without succumbing to them: Build the need required yourself. During the summoning spell, build up the expectation as the ritual was designed to do. Taste the same flavors, smell the same scents, see the same imagery, feel the same touches but do not succumb. Fall asleep meditating on the ritual and use the music and sounds carry you to the realm between worlds. The lost magic of Dream belongs to the Druids. IMO, it's babby's 1st wizardry and taught before even learning Spelling in wizard school. Once you get tired of wet dreams you'll want to do lucid dreaming. Most who dabble in dream magic aren't wizards, and they stop at lucid dreams. However, there is another mode of dream where the mind stays conscious while the body and brain goes through the motions of sleep. Unifying the lower leaden (sleep paralyzed) mind with the upper golden self is the truest form of Alchemy; But alchemy is just formulaic druid magic. Druids know the magic of fluid, and thus how to break all such formulaic rules. TL;DR: Have a lass hunt for your magic mushroom while ye sleep. If ye ain't got no one to bewitch ye, build one yerself. We have the technology.

>>2405 Sauce on the girl in the photo,if I may ask?

>>458 Don't deliberately blueball yourself. It damages the veins in your scrotum. Don't ask me how I know.

this thread has awaken my new wet dream fetish.

>>2426 It appears to be one of those dolls they make in Japan.

>>442 same if she's OK with have sexy times I sex with her before and she is grate at it we also when to sleep together here the pic

>>2500 nah >>2426 https://saveig.org/pendylimx/?lang=en

>>2505 The joke was there is so much filter used in the photo posted above that she doesn't look real. May as well be latex, or pixels.

>>1110 Depression. There's a reason why psychiatrists ask about any changes in your masturbation habits. Suddenly masturbating way more or abruptly stopping is usually a pretty bad sign. I know there's like some movie where a guy is snarky at his psychologist and is like 'how much do you jack off bro' and it's all faux-deep and soykaf but there is a legit reason for them to want to know.

>>2500 >>2505 I mean to be honest both are made mostly of silicone yeah >>2413 Why the hell would anyone ever want these effects? Cooming your pants in public? Depriving yourself so you get to essentially masturbate in your sleep and still not get laid? What's the point?

Start jacking off before you sleep in a way that you don't ejaculate and leave your penis in half-hard state. Works every time.

I hate wet dreams. Sometimes when i'm very horny i will jack off just to make sure i don't get one. I dislike them mainly because mine are really boring, they aren't about me in a super hot situation, they are always me just jacking off to porn i find in the web, and the porn isn't even particulary good. Although sometimes i got orgasms in a dream but didn't ejaculate irl, those are the best since you don't have to clean up afterwards.

I tried this out. A cute girl my age almost sucked mine off, but I was too exited and waked up.

>>2753 Next time try holding her hand.

Do weeaboos dream of anime girls?

>>2762 A recurring theme in my dreams for a few months has been about magical girls/precure type soykaf. This was before I even watched Madoka and I never was exposed to much of it growing up either. It is simply just part of my mental furniture.

>>Should I just ignore not being protected, while dreaming >Careful or you might end up with dream chlamydia or a dream paternity suit. Both can be devastating. Dream STIs can be a gateway drug to in-the-flesh STIs. Dream paternity suits can be a gateway drug to in-the-flesh paternity suits. Be careful. If you aren't certain that it's a dream, you are supporting what could become a dangerous habit. I suggest forsaking sex-safety during a dream only if you are lucid during that dream. >I would suggest eating a diet Eating a diet is a lot of work. Even if you get access to all the members of a diet, there are just too many to eat them all. >During sleep your ears are still awake Sleep is brain rest. Ears do not sleep. Phonoceptive systems sleep. The point of sleep is to rest various parts of your mind. Including the auditory The most effective method to be lucid during a dream is to be lucid at all times. >I do somewhat regularly dream about sex, sometimes lucid ones, so maybe I'm not missing out. Is a wet dream any different to that? A wet dream is when you ejaculate during sleep. What you have are erotic dreams. >As an aside, has anyone had a wet nightmare? Probably. A wet nightmare is when a nightmare causes you to be ``wet'' i.e. to piss the bed.

Last year I stopped jacking off for about one and half months. For the first time in my life that I can remember anyways I had a nocturnal emission that means to ejaculate without having an erotic dream in any way. That felt so disappointing, unhealthy and stupid that I went back to fapping again. The last time I had a wet dream must have been in my early twenties/ late adolescence years. I used to try to learn lucid dreaming only to experience sexual pleasure and while I came close to it or realized it once or twice the empty feeling after waking up and realising that it's all gone and not real wasn't worth it. What to do to have a wet dream? Well you would have to incrase your libido probably. There are plenty of online resources how to do that. Most of that is trash though. Can't go wrong with decrease in fapping and do more sports and maybe take some (natural) supplements I guess. Most of those supplements are cash grabs though and not worth it so that would be the absolute last resort.

How do you induce sex dreams? What are they like? Mine are usually either very abstract and fantastical or very concrete and realistic. I usually get them when I'm a combination of horny and sleepy, I'll go in and out of sleep and masturbate at the same time. Recently I've been having recurring and very realistic erotic dreams about having sex with a specific person who I met a few days ago. It's odd because when I first met her I didn't find her particularly attractive, but now I definitely want to fuarrrk her and make my dreams into reality.

>>446 This

Just as you dream with work after enough of it during the day, apply that same logic.

>>1141 Wear them on your face and jack off?

>>2401 I'm a desperate man, but I am not that desperate.... yet.

>>2427 Age, what happened? I don't believe you, what sort of damage did you get? I have edged for weeks

Did anyone else have multiple (consecutive) orgasms in wet dreams? I have also had up to three wet dreams w orgasms in the same night

There are numerous sound files you can find on YouTube (I remember one set called “DreamGasm”) that you can listen to while trying to sleep to increase the odds of wet dreams. Focusing on your intent to have a wet dream that night or some sort of ritual either literal or metaphorical can also help

>>442 Tomoko, is that you?

>>3351 Is it a person moaning into the microphone and making sexual noises?

>>3351 There are also binaural beats for having white hair like kaneki... The real concern should be: Why the fuarrrk would I damage my ears for this stupid soykaf.

Just don't think about sex or your fetishes, doing yourself, watching porn for days until your brain thinks its forgetting something. Dreams are sometimes a mechanism to remind you of what you're missing to keep parts of your brain active. This is why sometimes you completely forget a name or a word and the next day after a good sleep you will remember it, or probably even remember a long-forgotten event or person.

>>442 Tried and tested method by me. It's proven to be very effective. Cold showers. Not only have cold showers prevented me from ejaculating in my sleep but even when I viewed sexually enticing material after a cold shower, my body physically didn't (immediately) react. The reaction was severely deadened (unfortunately, with enough material and exposure, things did return to normal). Absolutely take cold showers every night before bed (and avoid exposure to porn) and you won't have wet dreams.

Always have at least three e.g. sets of bedding. At any given time, you'll definitely be using one, but in the course of life, generally, but certainly (at least, this is true about me; if you're fine sleeping in your own bodily fluids, I won't stop you) after wet dreams, one may be temporarily unusable e.g. dirty, in the wash, while an other one must be used instead e.g. replaced onto the bed: that's two. What about the third? There's always a positive chance that it'll be permanently unusable. When you have only two, it's time to look for a third.

>>442 Don't jerk off. I've only had wet dreams when not busting for weeks.

Why would you want to have legit wet dreams? Jerk off before/after sleeping, and then just have nice dreams about fuarrrking. No mess.

I think I never had a wet dream in my entire life. I had very few sexual themed dreams, but I didn't get wet at all. I am not masturbating too much either, at most once a week, but still can't get any.

>>442 I dunno, let i happen i suppose, don't think about lewd things during the day, just do something else. Also, why is Ruby so damn CUTE!? Like, i want to do so many things to her, both good and bad, and no other 2d character has this effect on me. What does *that* mean?

If you really need to cum in your sleep the best technique is either to jack it and wait like others have suggested or and this is likely to give more satisfactory results, ask a lady to sleep in the same bed with you but do not touch each other. After a few days you will dream of fuarrrking her and when you wake up there's gonna be a puddle in your bed. Congrats! You just had a wet dream!

>>1152 lol hahaha lol lol lol

>>2381 It's that co-worker's panties, wasn't it? I once was looking after this house and a bunch of people went to sauna there and a girl left white lace fuarrrking panties. I think she did it on purpose, because who could resist it and not use it for lewd purposes? How do you even manage to take everything, but accidentally forget your underwear?

If you wanna have one its pretty simple. Just look at lewd (but not porn) pics, gently rub your dick and get your body aroused, then let it go soft and try fading off into sleep. It works best if your slightly tired and sleepy, but do not use any sleep medication or deprive yourself of sleep prior. Wet dreams are like volcano eruptions, it all depends on how much pressure you build up before hand and how much your body feels it needs to release it. Now, the more frustrated arousal you build up the bigger the 'eruption' so make sure don't over do it or you'll be waking up in a pool of cum sliding of your wall because you made the mistake of passing out on your back.

Don't jack off and sleep on your stomach. I had a dream where I railed some persian girl, I think she was Iranian. Wet dreams really aren't that great all I have are codec memories in my mind and now I have to shower.

>>5884 You'd be surprised how many women carry an extra pair of underwear in their purse. It's either in case they get laid and don't make it home or because their lady parts tend to produce more discharge than average which means they need more than one pair to get through the day. Several women I knew were notorious for leaving panties behind various places. I get's it's as easy to leave behind as anything else but more embarrassing to go back for than your glasses or a scarf.

>>442 I don't like wet dreams. If I don't jerk off for a few days, I get one every-time. But it just feels weird. It's not even that pleasurable, and just makes a mess.

>>445 >>446 Jack on, jack out, jack in.

>>442 this pic >>1161 ok >>5970 ok

if you want to have a wet dream just don't orgasm for extended periods of time. it exist to get rid of old sperm. though i don't know if that would lead to horny dreams, as dreams don't effect the body. i also believe wet dreams take place in a diffrent cycle of sleep then rem (like how sleepwalking and talking don't take place in rem). but i have never had a wet dream, so can't speak from experience