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>be in my new apartment >sitting at my computer, nice computer. >someone knocks on my door >its a bunch of socialists from one of the socialistmost parties in my country >I figure I be kind and invite them into my home, maybe to discuss politics with them >they start touching my computer >stop touching my computer! It's everything to me! >they won't stop touching my computer! >fucking socialists get out of my computer! >wake up, it was all a dream >go to computer, think to myself "thank god that socialists have nothing to do with my computer!" >realize socialists already are monitoring my computer >EU data storage directive

This made me laf.

>>1388 >fucking socialists get out of my computer! This was really funny. I can't recall any dreams I've had like this, in the sense of waking up and remembering that something saddening like this is true. I believe most of my dreams revolve around unfounded horrors that I wake up and recall to be false, to my comfort.