Waifu Thread

Alright Lains, /w/ is visible again but we need to make some activity, so it's time to post your waifu. You can post Lain, but that's pretty generic. We all love Lain here Optional but encouraged: why is she (he??) your waifu? I'll start us off. Now, I'm not the kind of guy to ONLY HAVE ONE WAIFU FOR ETERNITY AND FOREVER, but I really like R. Dorothy Wayneright. She might be an android, but I like to think she can feel emotion (it's even hinted at in the series). I guess I kind of have a soft-spot for kuudere girls in general, but Dorothy is special to me.

She's just so.. hnnngh

Suiseiseki, now and forever Desu~ A girl in a victorian dress with xbox hueg hair, and beautiful heterochromatic eyes, what isn't to love? The fact that I can buy/make an accurate 1:1 of her makes me very happy, and I would like to do so and then learn how to modify her with some robotics. Desu is also what got me to leave /b/ long ago before it went full reddit, which I am still thankful for.

>>56 What's there not to love about Suiseiseki? n_n

I want to sail the starry seas with her.

Has there ever been a more perfect individual?

>>54 /thread /board /site

In Youkai Jesus we trust.

>>73 goddamn, Stocking is so cute in that image. I still like Panty better, though.

Yes.

>>116 So as a Mayafag how did you feel about 3.33?

I want to make fancy clothing with her.

>>121 >>>/fur/

>>124 They're not the same thing.

>>129 They are not anime either.

>>130 This is a waifu thread, though. It's okay to post your waifu, regardless of medium. It's on-topic.

>>120 Didn't watch it. I gave up on Rebuild after 2.22.

>>121 Not anime. Get out.

I just want to shut myself up in a library with her.

>>156 Best 2hu

>>156 >>158 Your waifu is cute anon. I have loads of pictures with her holding SICP. I'll post them for you when I get home. >I just want to shut myself up in a library with her. L-lewd

Make way.

>>207 Have we sprung a /l/eak?

>>120 Was she even in it? I was trying my best to spot her. I saw the other two guys though.

>>120 Was she in it? I couldn't tell because they never named her and everyone changed hairstyles.

Her personality mostly, I just find her so lovable I want to cuddle with her go out on dates and fall asleep embracing her.

>>219 >>221 She was shown once or twice towards the beginning of the movie yelling at male workers in an engine room and generally being a bull dyke.

A-are daughterus allowed ITT? Ayano stole my heart with her cute tsundere ways. I just want to playfully flick her cute hair pincers and tell her everything will be alright and that she will have the courage to tell Kyoko how she feels some day. inb4: >tsundere >cute

>>223 I think what I disliked the most was Ritsuko's dyke hair. Maya has close to the same hair she had in the original series.

She is everything i want to be. >tfw you will never be a little girl.

Sup dawgs, here's a 1:1 of my waifu, holding an itty bitty version of my waifu Desu~

>>304 >those cold, dead, eyes

>>306 That's not nice, let him be happy you dick.

>>306 >>308 Doesnt really phase me. Mean comments on the internet wont suddenly cause her to combust. I do think she needs a happier face though

I have always had a thing for Shana

>>304 She's beautiful

First anime childhood crush.

Misaki of course

Yunocchi is the light of my life, The sunshine in my sketch.

I'll always love Rei-chan.

>>394 And I'll always love Asuka-sama.

Where would you take your waifu on a date /w/? Somewhere loud and full of people? Somewhere quiet where you could be alone?

>>401 Exploring small second-hand book shops.

>>401 Taking her to an art gallery would be really fun! I could listen to her for hours, talking about all the exhibits.

>>401 I'd take her to my bedroom.

>>54 Great taste, OP. Dorothy is amazing.

>>224 You're not alone, anon. Romantically, I don't think much of tsunderes, but for some reason Natsume makes an excellent daughteru.

my love, my life, my drinking partner

>>401 I'd like to go somewhere quiet and hold hands and walk together. Kyouko would probably want to go to a video games arcade though. I guess we could just do both then go get something to eat together.

>>751 Really nicely spoken. I can imagine you two being a wonderful couple.

nadia!

is posting real girl allow- fuck it, never mind

Whatever happened to 'mai waifu' being a joke? When did it stop being a term of endearment for a character and start becoming some kind of replacement for a human relationship? I'm honestly curious about this topic, not trolling or shitposting

>>857 I think it's more of an idealization.

>>857 It's still a joke. People just use it as a substitute for the old "favorite girl" or "girl I like". At least, from what I can tell. I know there's a few people who've married their pillows or something, but that is in Japan.

>>861 >>858 Alright anons, it just feels like some people take it way too seriously nowadays

>>863 Some are, but, as surprising as it sounds, it's really a minority. Besides, being attracted in some form to an animated character is nothing abnormal, in my opinion. Ancient Greeks fell in love with statues they sculpted (hence the Galatea story) and such.

>>867 Oh yeah I completely understand attraction to animated characters, it's just the idea of waifus as anything more than a joke

>>868 >>867 Make no mistake, there are tons of people out there who have actual waifus.

>>885 Heh I already have that webm, I was pondering last night how much his custom case cost. I'm not sure whether to salute or cringe at the dedication people like this guy have, especially considering that their waifu is just a way for studios to make money at the end of the day

>>886 cringe.

>>887 Yeah I think that's probably the better option

Mio, from MM! god i would let her hit me with a bat for years.

Kirino = waifu. She is just such a damn cutie.. Gotta love that tsundere flair~ She could boss me around all day, don't mind, I would do anything for her :3

I guess no one even know her…

>>885 >Make no mistake, there are tons of people out there who have actual waifus. Pic related. I kind of wish I had one too.

>>1299 Damn I heard some figs have pretty small runs, I bet people like that freak when they miss out on them

>>1302 I doubt anyone with that kind of dedication and disposable income misses out on any new releases. Even if they do, or if it's something that came out before they started collecting, they can probably find it second hand.

I've had a thing for misty since the 90's

>>857 >>861 The guy who did the "What is Touhou" thing made a pretty good video on it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YtwPPsBKGQ

I've never really felt the want to snuggle a cartoon character so much in my life. But at the same time, I feel she's so powerful and drop dead sexy at the same time. I mean, she can switch from being 100% crazy vampirebitch to adorable doughnut munching loli on a whim. And she's so understanding and wise. Uuugh I just love her. <3 I also have a small thing for Sakuya from 2hu as well

>>222 Same here. I guess I just have a thing for tomboyish girls. I have a thing for girly boys as well, but this isn't a husbando thread. Also, I love cooking, so she'd always have nice homemade food. And of course, she's just incredibly cute.

Yes! That's right! I'm back!

who else.

Her autism/hacking skills are similar to mine so I fall for her wackiness

>>1394 good for you, fagget

She is just 2 cute 4 me

yeah

It's Valentine's Day. Let's bump this thread and post our waifus.

Trinity of The Matrix. >>54 OP, what anime is she from? Sounds rather interesting.

Sakaki <3

>>116 Yes indeed.

How could you not love her.

Affection-craving moe.

Mine

/thread

>>382 that's fuarrrked up bro

fuarrrk anime, I quit. I watched Bakemonogatari and got a really bad crush on this bitch, I never asked for this. I never thought I'd fall so low, I used to laugh at waifuism and now tfw no Hitagi gf is enough to make me tear up. It's even worse to know that she wouldn't ever love me. Objectively it was a good series but I hate how it made me feel. Ep12 was especially painful, I can't bring myself to watch other seasons. fuarrrk everything.

>>2774 >It's even worse to know that she wouldn't ever love me. Lets be honest, anon. There's not really a huge difference between those two states. She'd still be a bitch to you either way.

>>2774 >tfw no Hitagi gf

>>65 The lack of dress makes her too butch.

>>2774 Season one doesn't even have best girl.

>>54 I'm surprised that I'm the first to post her.

>>2822 she's awkward and not really a waifu material that's at least how I see her

>>2822 The first rule of Tomoko is that you don't waifu the Tomoko. She's purely for sexualizing and nothing more. Instilling her with any semblance of self esteem would completely ruin her character.

the choice is obvious

SEIZON SENRYAKU

I doubt her character would be the type to reciprocate any sort of emotional attachment towards another person, especially after all the walls she's built up emotionally over the course of her life. Can't help but want to love her and be there with her though out her journey, but a story like that could only ever end in bitch tears, wouldn't it?

You'll cowards don't even fuarrrk sluts. (I'm like the only guy on the internet who's up to the challenge of taming a wild stallion. Every other fuarrrking person seems to take Stocking over Panty, which to be just seems like such a cliched choice.)

>>2878 >she won't tie you up in chains >make your dick literally rock hard just by looking at it >or ride you 24/7/365 to sate her insatiable man-lust Everyone picks Stocking because she's not only more challenging, but even downright dangerous. It's like you don't even want your tamagos chopped into 666 pieces.

>>2863 Himari too or just in this form?

>>2892 Oh, you think Himari is included just because they share the same body? You don't seem to understand the superiority of Momoka's personality. I'm disappointed in you for even considering to waifu a damsel who couldn't protect anything at all.

>>2911 So-Sorry I'm just a lowlife who will never amount to anything.

>>2918 Rejoice, for achievement matters not in a world of penguins and fantasy.

>>2718 It sucks that she was in such a crappy show..

My one and only.

Ein is my murderous waifu.

>>3091 Sorry. Wrong picture.

>>834 nice to know not everyone hates this sweet lady best brown

I doubt she even knows my name; and could kick my ass. But I still love her. (Motoko Kusanagi from the manga, not whoever that SAC chick is)

>>3082 me too, anon

Feels weird to have a gag character as your Waifu…. But she's just too cute!

>>395 My african friend

Browsing lain, posting gf.

>>54 Misaki ofc

only the best

husbando/waifu in one package! whichever you choose, you can then work together/togethim a spouse too before things go out of control! gender-bend free, 100% legit canon twins, scored (A++)++ on fuarrrkfanart.io's twin test!

I love her.

>>4039 Not too many people know about KC, not best girl but good knowing someone else sat thru the whole thing too.

>>4039 >>4041 Based Animu though. Iori > Inaba though

>>4041 watched it too, guess who's best grill

I thought KC had a lot of fun moments, but most of the drama was dumb. I can't get over how stupid the whole identity crisis of the main girl is. Best girl is the imouto btw.

The best 2hu

>>394 Same I'm not sure it's good that I'm into a girl with basically no emotion

>>54 She's not much but she is mine

No wifu no laifu

No waifu - no laifu

kyoani makes such cute grills my favorite is mugi though irl i always crush on blonde grills, so mugi makes sense.

>>4382 You're a good person and Mugi would love you back.

Kuroyukihime is best girl

>>4385 Excited for Accel World S2?

>>4388 Very if its actually happening, all I see is a vague comment by the creator. Although I was rather disappointed with arc 2 but that seems to be a trend with reki since SAO was the same soykaf .

>>4388 >>4390 Just found out about Infinite Burst, its something, but its not really a S2 is it?

>>4391 Anime original but there's a chance of the S1 characters showing up.

>>4393 Why do they always do this? Why not just actually make S2 since thats what people actually want?

>>4383 >>4382 ppl who like mugi are always friendly :3 mugi threads on /c/ are so much fun

This girl right here, she suffers through so much.

My robot fetish has absolutely nothing to do with it. Nano-Chan is mai waifu because she is a down to earth realist, who cares a lot about people around her. She is very independent but still maintains her feminine traits. Honestly my ideal partner if I were currently in a relationship with a living thing. I wanna cuddle with her late at night in a non sexual manner. Also, I would like to mention that Nano is also my favorite text editor.

>>4424 >Nano is also my favorite text editor smh fam emacs the best

>>4430 I'm going to make an anime and I'm going to name the robot vi.

>>4434 I am going to make a software program and I'm going to name it Yuki.

>>4389 Needs more liquid nitrogen.

**Only 7 episodes left for me to watch ;_;**

>>4436 You're a funny guy. I kill you last.

>>4438 She's a miracle of the universe!

I love him very much

I got a thing for arthropods since my one-year dip in biology studies. But really, it's hard to choose. 2ds are pretty much optimized to be cute. But as a wife I could totally get behind that big strong spider body.

I want to see her smile

>>4443 She really is best grill

>>2774 I'm the same way. Always thought soykaf was silly, then she shows up, and there's actually a relationship. Which is why when Araragi fuarrrks around with thots I hate him, he already has best girl. >>4412 Never understood the appeal of Yuki. I'm a huge Haruhi fan, Who is best girl, and Yuki just seems so meek and boring.

Misaki 4 lyflyfe fam, welcome to nhk fuarrrked me up so bad that I had to wait a few months before watching another show

fujiko mine <3<3<3

>>2911

>>1416 Me :3

>>4389 Cutest eldritch abomination. >>402 That sounds lovely.

I want to protect that smirk

>>4722 cute who is she yes i live under a rock

Hatsuseno Forever

>>394 fellow plebwaifu reporting in

>>4430 not that lain, but tbh fam I would rather chew glass than use emacs as a general text editor. I use emacs to code and do everything else in nano.

>>4491 That's a feel I know all too well, that soykaf hit deep

>>4723 Benten She's from Uchouten Kazoku

>>4729 God, that image made me thirsty!

>>4727 Is that Yoshitoshi ABe's illustration? His style > anything ♥

>>54 only da besuto

There's something extremely sad but also beautiful about loving someone who isn't real. Keep on trucking.

My husband is affectionate, cuddly, has an impressive job for his age, and is very cute. Being able to talk to animals is a nice bonus. (Sorry for homo. In case anyone's wondering, he's Louis Asahina from Brother's Conflict, an otherwise mediocre show with a few good characters)

>>4734 It's alright Anon. Van Halen understood how we felt 31 years ago.