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Lainchan. If you could be given any existing job, or any job that has a high probability of existing in the next two years, what would it be? Keep in mind you won't be given any skillsets other than those you currently have and let's say 3 months of training.

Tim Cook's job.

That's a hard question. If I could change out the 3 months in exchange for finishing my aas degree I would go into aeronautic inspection for some defense company. I'm tired of the fuarrrking oilfield. I should've gone into something cleaner.

pro rugby (union or league) player. getting too old for it now though. pro baseball would be pretty sweet too.

OP here, figured I'd share mine. I'd love to work in internal investigations for the government. I know, I know, working for the government is evil and all, but fuarrrk you. I don't really know what branch this would actually pertain to, but I'd essentially like investigate corruption crimes etc. committed by government offices and government officials.

Hydroponics Technician. >tfw extremely dull

>>17556 This. chill with some music, herb and computers and just make sure nothing goes wrong in the vertical farm I'm living in.

>>17551 >I know, working for the government is evil and all, but fuarrrk you >I want a job investigating and prosecuting the evil people in the government Anon, I've got some bad news...

>>17558 That's actually pretty much the reason I'd never pursue it. The idea of solely investigating the government while being part of the government would probably end in either me being pissed that I couldn't do something, or eventually being investigated myself. Or turning into what I hate.

>>17560 Generally the GAO is the federal american version of this, though it's crippled and you'd never be able to effect any real change while simultaneously being drenched in corruption. I think it would work if you leaked everything, assassination markets were a thing, and you knew a good hitman.

>>17541 Me personally, I'd choose mathematics or electronics researcher. Honestly research will always be a profession as long as one group of people want to edge out another group and math just applies to everything. However I'm cheating because I'm about to get my degree in EE. So, I'd be qualified for those jobs in three months anyway. Now a job with only 3 months of training, I'd say electrician. Honestly there is always going to need to be someone that wires up building and maintains the electric grid. At least until free energy is invented.

Accounting, my current profession. It's been about as automated as is possible for any job. Until hard AI exists that runs on cheap hardware, every business is still going to need a bookkeeper.

Okay guys, we have >>17544 for transportation, >>17545 for muscle, >>17556 for... well that's obvious, >>17551 to keep an eye on authorities, >>17565 to help us cheat the system and the grid, and >>17566 as our bookie. We have a pretty promising little enterprise going on here.

>>17572 what would be the objective, exactly?

I don't even know