Spooktober

Got any plans for the upcoming season of harvest, friends?

Harvest mah grain.

>>14226

I'm planning to burn a wicker goat and get wasted at the village feast

>Way too old to trick-or-treat >TFW not much monies >fuckit >Find hella realistic toy gun >Decide to dress-up as a burglar and go trick-or-treating >People so nice- giving me all kinds of stuff- money too! >bastard in really convincing cop costume approaches me and tries to arrest me >HELLNO >Clock him in the face and run >Got arrested for armed burglary and assault on a federal officer

>>14301 I laffed

>>14301 You are never to old to go trick-or-treat. If you want to avoid getting questions if you are to old, just kidnap some kids and force them to go with you.

>>14301 I was trick or treating until I was 18 years old. >>14311 If you go late and wear a good costume you can still get candy because the people are just trying to get rid of it.

Pumpkins and homemade explosives

>>14336 Last time I went I was 15, with a group of friends, and we were denied candy a few times cause we were too old

>>14347 Who makes these rules?

>>14347 Like I said, that's why you go a little later than the kiddies. Some houses are happy to get rid of extra candy, especially if you're funny with it.

>>14350 Suburban adults who think they know better >>14352 That's when you smash their pumpkin in their driveway

I'll probably take the day off if it's a day I work, tell myself I'm going to do something special and end up sitting on my ass instead.

Halloween isn't very big in my country. Trick or treating is usually more of an organised night out for kids in the village, not even at the actual day. And I'm not even living inside my village just near. I usually invite friends to drink homemade mead around a bonfire in my garden but this year they're all gone to study in other towns/countries. Guess, I'm putting on a LARP constume and getting smashed at town pub.

>>14346 I always put nitroglycerin in my pumpkins so if someone tries to smash them, they get a little bit of a surprise.

>>14347 Iktf. I was the kid that looked way older for his age, so I got denied candy even though I wasn't too old.

Anyone else tuning into TCM's fright fest? Or going to see Dracula/Spanish Dracula in theaters?

i don't get why all you people are so hyped up about all saint's day i'm not religious so i don't care about it

>>16405 it wasn't just all saints day friend https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloween and it's not even a religious thing anymore

>>14384 If I have the grasp on physical science that I think I do, I'd say that will cause them to explode into a fireball if they're smashed? >>16378 You know I am

Scary vidya and scary movies, and I'd read scary books too but I don't really know any.

bump

>>16419 Edgar Allan Poe and H.P. Lovecraft are good places to start.

>>14351 >DE JOOZ This is allowed here?

>>17302 nope

>>17302 yes

maybe

honestly might chill with some lainchan mods at a party downtown.

>>14311 >just kidnap some kids and force them to go with you >So, what are you dressed as? >A pedophile