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How would you save yourself in this situation? Also, you are a manlet and there is two of them, so don't even think about trying to fight your way out

>>49342 survival quick tips: 1. never let yourself into this situation in the first place. 2. be vigilant 3. be careful 4. cautious not paranoid some scenario specific tips: 1. keep the lights dim near the front door. this is so you can check the peephole without giving away your presence at home. 2. if you can't confirm who's at your door, consider a challenge-response protocol to ensure you only answer to people you know. talk to friends and family about this. 3. never, ever answer the door to female cops. they will use their position of power to take advantage of you. 4. no dating apps. ever. 5. it's important to relentlessly question girls who show interest in you, particularly if you're in possession of sensitive information such as your social security number or home address. 5b. ensure your family dont talk to women either, but it's best they dont know anything you. everybody cracks eventually. if none of this is realistic, then always be prepared for the fight of your life. in the end, what happens is always a result of your own preparation.

So, the situation happens. She opens a suitcase with cosmetics and other tools. "Ka ka ka, Lain, we will getcha beautiful now." she says. Swallowing my saliva becomes troublesome. But I can see they are nervous too. "That might be my chance," I think, then I ponder intensively about my options, my heart racing as if about to explode... "Okay, that's a good plan," I conclude. "First, I will let them relax."... I look at them. They are deliberating what to use. In the suitcase I can see.. lipstick, scissors, some powders. Oh, she grabs a lipstick. Fwsh! Without any notice, she smears it on my mouth. "These lips are made for kissin, boy!" the second one says. They seem to be having fun. One of them comes closer. "I ain't made this for nothing after all!" rationalizing her action as such.. "I will show you... I didn't spend my whole life at pc for nothing after all," I mutter under my breath. "What did you say? he seems to be getting excited! Hahaha!!!". The distance between me and her becomes critical. My thoughts are fuzzy and I can no longer tell how did I even end up in this situation. She gets close enough that I can tell the pattern in her gray irises. Her perfume smells like roses and vanilla. I can hardly focus on anything, my mind being too occupied with processing all sensory information from being close to a woman... "Maybe this isn't that bad?" some weird thought swirls out of nowhere. "What if.. I just let it be?" such intoxicated thoughts seem to begin assailing me. I can feel myself letting go. My body slowly relaxes.. "Hahahaha!!!" Is the only thing I can discern from my muddy perception. Suddenly, warm breeze makes contact with my face for couple seconds. It's gone. There it comes again. I feel the warmth expanding on my skin. It increases in intensity.. and poof, goes away again. I notice the sensation appears in cycles. Then realization dawns upon me. "Wait.. is this... her breath?". My brain shuts off. I become extremely calm. There is only infinite serenity in me. No thoughts are present, I am a pure being motivated by unquestionable, honest desires. Like a deep blue lake disturbed by a thrown rock, my hand shoots towards the scissors in the suitcase. The coldness of steel merges with the peace of my soul. My next movement is primal and precise, beautiful in its optimization. Swish... Thud. My vision slowly turns back to normal. I no longer see the world in blue. The girls are stunned. No one is moving. The room is completely quiet. Plip.. Plop. Plop. A sound of something dripping appears. My lipstick smeared face curls itself into a satisfied grin. I had cut my dick off with the scissors. I take the sausage and throw it into my mouth. Munch munch. "You won't get to reattach it with the voodoo soykaf". Having de-escalated the situation, I run out of the room to the nearest toilet. (I have IBS).

The answer lies in their biology, brain and psychology. ignorance is strength after all. If we are denied Physical battle we engage in Mental and Spiritual battle. Show boredom or apathy, they feed off emotion and energy so deny them.

>so don't even think about trying to fight your way out if you can't beat em, join em! >>49348 holy fuarrrking soykaf my sides. "munch munch" :D this is the correct and best answer itt

>>49348 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA best lainchan post of 2026, we're all gmi HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>49348 im very sorry to hear about your IBS :(

>I am a woman and I will put makeup on a man because I WANT to Why do they think like this

>>49355 Modern men will endure anything because women have been empowered, they're starved of attention, not taught about female nature by their fathers, have egalitarian early childhood programming, and think syaing no and asserting any sort of agency or dominance will cause the women to no longer give them attention because subconsciously they know girls just wanna have fun and so they submit to being a toy so that she won't just go get it somewhere else. After a woman has experienced this so many times she thinks she can do whatever pops into her head without consequence and she's basically right.

yell HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES until they stop trying to chil sexual abuse you

>>49355 because they're 13 and it's a fun sorta-intimate experience.

>>49358 true. this contributed to my first breakup when she realized she was lesbian. i was so twinkish and effeminate at the time she didn't realize.

Interesting bait you've got there. But I'll indulge. I would simply pinch myself, and then I'd wake up, as this situation will never happen anywhere but in my most feverish of dreams and the humiliation porn you seem to watch. I believe there was a TikTok/Instagram trend during quarantine (?) where women would ask their boyfriends to put on some nail polish or congratulate them if the boyfriends decided to wear a skirt, but that was the extend of it. The women may have been attracted to some feminine or androgynous characteristics in those men, but due to being straight or even bisexual, they liked when those characteristics complemented and contrasted the men's masculine features rather than outshining them. This is the same principle as yin and yang. These women wouldn't want their boyfriend to turn into a pseudo-female or circumcise himself, unless they had the same fetish you do. This is also the reason that men congratulate a woman who is physically fit and enjoys vidya, but wouldn't be attracted to a woman who abuses steroids. I suppose men and women appreciate when the person they are attracted to shares their interests. Because humans are born with an innate sense of empathy, when they understand that their significant other is feeling distress or clearly doesn't want to engage in what interests them, they may feel disappointed but they'll stop pestering. If you're in a situation where a woman forces you to do something against your will despite your efforts to fight back, you're dealing with a psychopath, and you should contact the National Domestic Violence Hotline 1-800-799-SAFE (7233)

>>49342 Niggers asking for fat white whore coal burners can get them

>>49368 i think the bot misfired :|

>>49371 dad wanted to start acting like a nigger after seeing one in a movie and it was all good until he started beating my mom because "that's what niggers do"

>>49372 >>49372 Wow. Increadible

bite through the cyanide capsule hidden in my tooth