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Clarinet Destruction

BloodCat · 2026-04-08 14:48
This relic of a failed tradition needs to be decommissioned. I want its end to be total, embarrassing, and physically absolute. How should I liquidate this woodwind?
Unnamed · 2026-04-08 16:01
>>48802 fill it with dry-ice and piss, then duct-tape the holes and gaps and wait. i believe that checks all the boxes you listed where you live, this may qualify as an I.E.D, i am not responsible for any actions you take based on my advice given in jest.