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Pris · 2025-12-21 13:57
I despise dogs and dog owners
I really don't understand the appeal of having a barking and soykafting creature you constantly have to pay to feed, groom and medicate
John Titor · 2025-12-21 15:02
>>47960
It's for needy insecure people who want something to emotionally invest but don't want to deal with the complexity of human relationships. Dogs are basically retarded wolves bred for human narcissism... There is a reason why so many child free people have them.
Tyrell Wellick · 2025-12-21 19:21
>>47961
You're wrapping up all pets in that category but I'd argue cats are much better
Cats:
1. Won't WARF WARF WARF at 3 in the morning or when you walk past a gate
2. Won't run after you to bite you
3. Don't kill kids or maim people
4. Don't drool
5. Don't soykaf all over the sidewalk and actually try to clean up after themselves, miserable bastard "owners" have to pick the soykaf up after their beast, horrifyingly pathetic
6. Cats are autonomous, put them on the ground, let them explore, they do their own thing
7. Cats are 90% all cute
8. "Man's best friend!" Have you tried women?
9. I could go on
Not all pets are equal
Agent Richard Gill · 2025-12-22 02:09
>>47960
They're cute and affectionate. You can't really be dumb enough to think the cost = the appeal, right?
>>47962
>cats
1. Meow and/or scratch/bite you in the morning to get fed
2. Scratch/bite you randomly
3. Too small to maim humans (you have a good practical point, but it's easily solved by not being a delulu pitbull owner)
4. Lick all over their own bodies
5. Shit in your shoes
6. Don't care about you
7. So are dogs
8. ?
Jane Doe · 2025-12-22 12:33
Dogs protect you and your family from evil. People who don't like dogs don't like that they can't hide their underlying nature from them.
Crash Override · 2025-12-22 13:37
>>47968
Most dogs are inbred dysgenic retards that can't defend their own soykaf let alone an entire family
Try having a beagle save you from a violent gunman
Emmanuel · 2025-12-22 14:33
>>47968
>underlying nature
nice pseudowise nonsense
Fred Nurk · 2025-12-22 16:14
Why can't a dog be trained to use a litterbox?
Erik Johansson · 2025-12-22 17:56
Why do people enjoy having a parasite in their houses anyway? I do like animals, but just when they are in their natural habitats. Although I do hate dogs with burning passion—those neurotic, loud and obnoxious smelly furry creatures can go extinct for whatever I care. Damned bears can also go to hell.
Reptiles are fine, though...
Cutter · 2025-12-22 18:59
>>47975
Wtf you mean, bears are ok, bears in Alaska, in the Arctic, in the wild etc (we took their habitats a lot remember)
I don't see the animus unless you're in a region that's getting bothered by them a lot or lost someone to a bear.
Most reptiles are fine and some really handsome, those scales on that snake/lizard...
Just another Random Lainon · 2025-12-22 19:21
>>47980
>>Most reptiles are fine and some really handsome, those scales on that snake/lizard...
We completely agree on that point.
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Dox · 2025-12-23 06:17
>>47984
Nice going, dragon boy.
Unspecified · 2025-12-23 08:33
>>47969
yeah smartypants? tough guy? big dick thunderfuck?
how about you try to defend a violent gunman from a beagle. tell me how that goes
assuming you live, of course