i want to meet a western girl so i could marry her and exit my country!

i live in a third world country, i am kind of handsome, my wet dream is to meet a girl from europe/usa/canada so i could marry her and get a visa so i could get Scot free and live a better life in the west, facebook is soykaf, instagram is worse, is there a way for me to meet a girl who is into that?? don't judge me i am living the worst days any of you could imagine!

Then what? You would get stuck in soykaf jobs that will pay you just enough (or maybe even not enough) to pay for a small apartment in a crime infested area. And that's only if you're lucky enough to actually get a soykafty job. Chances are you will just end up poor and jobless and will have to go do crime to feed yourself, with higher chances of getting hurt, killed or ending up in jail. Even local westerners are struggling to find a job nowadays. Here's a better option for you; get a high education and come in the west when you actually have a slim chance to compete in the job market. If you can't, well, good luck with your plan, you'll either have a really miserable life or you'll get stuck being a stay at home husband of a fat and old woman you don't stand looking at for more than 10sec.

>>42599 if he plays his cards right he can get the police to broadly turn a blind eye to his criminality (getting away with soykaf is sexy), get alarming amounts of gibbs and low obligations, and maybe if he wants get a job on top of that but thats probably not needed. What country are you from OP ?

>>42599 bro i am well educated and have thought about all that stuff, my only problem is to get there inside a western country, if i don't like it i could simply return to my country

>>42628 If you really are "well educated" you don't need to marry anyone to come in. Most western countries have immigration programs for skilled workers that lead to citizenship application/permanent visas. Those programs exist to trim out the migrants they know won't be able to find a job and have somehow non-soykafty live. Getting your citizenship/residency from marrying a woman/man you don't even love is getting harder nowadays, for good reasons; you most likely wont have a better life here as you will end up stuck in poverty and crime. >>42611 >if he plays his cards right he can get the police to broadly turn a blind eye to his criminality Don't be fooled with the somehow recent right-wing propaganda portraying the migrant life as the easy life. It's all fear mongering to make you vote for them. Go speak to actual illegals and see how soykafty it can be to be in that situation. They came here thinking they will have access to a better life, and it can be somehow as some of them fled wars, but it's not and never will be a good situation where you can do crime and police will just do nothing. With the few resources they have, they only get access to low level crime that don't even pay much, with high risk of getting caught, just to be able to feed themself. Most western cops are right-wing voters who will go the extra mile just to make your life miserable, most of them are people with an authority complex that can't inspire to get a better job. Which is dumb as illegals won't leave the country after struggling that much to come here and it will just create additional tensions between migrants and local citizens, but eh, police are not recruited to be intelligent, just to be low-skilled workers that follow orders. Maybe some illegals do succeed in that path of crime and do get a nice life, but for the vast majority it's just not true. Like some people do become professional athletes and get rich, you can't turn a blind eye to the 99% other and say "Sport is an easy path to wealth".

>>42629 phrendo Im watching them get away with it. Im sure they tell you sob stories, and I know plenty get in trouble, and Im sure they screw eachother over and all of that, maybe its not the easiest life but its 100% a practical way to move to a western country if you're the right kind of thirdwhirlder. Considering how many of them there are, it clearly can't be that hard to do.

>>42629 i have been applying to those programs like forever and the way i see it like most stuff in my country nepotism and people with connections take all and leave nothing for the rest of us. that is why marriage is better because i will avoid dealing with corrupt bureaucrats, as long as the girl comes to my country and we marry here, which is very possible and i have seen it before.

>>42632 >the way i see it like most stuff in my country nepotism and people with connections take all and leave nothing for the rest of us. >i will avoid dealing with corrupt bureaucrats Nepotism have nothing to do with this. You can't bullshit your way into those programs as they are not your own country's programs. People with connections do get in easier but not because of nepotism, they just know what the requirements are and can pay for access to the required education level (or maybe pay for bullshit diplomas in some corrupted countries I guess), get hired easily in a field that those programs want (ex: you need 1 year of work time in the field to apply to the skilled workers program in canada). But that doesn't mean they get on top of the list of the program. You can get the same level of education the hard way (read: the normal way) and apply to the same program, you having connections or not will not change anything, you end up in the same list and you being the son of a rich businessman or not will not change anything in most cases. Sure some people with a lot of connections do have corrupted bureaucrats ease the process for them, but don't tell me western countries only accept them and don't accept anyone else lmao. We are talking about a long list of countries, Canada, The US, EU countries, you country can't be big enough so that those highly connected people flood every programs that exist. >that is why marriage is better because i will avoid dealing with corrupt bureaucrats, as long as the girl comes to my country and we marry here, which is very possible and i have seen it before. Again, yes it's a way, but what will you do after that? What is your level of education? Can you compete in the western job market with, at the time, high unemployment rate even for the people that were born here? Don't get me wrong you can enter any country mostly easily, but that won't automatically give you a better life. I'm not saying it's impossible nor that i'm against illegal immigration, I just want you to realize people in your situation are fed a rose-tinted vision of immigration. You have plan ahead and know what you will do to survive after getting in. Crime isn't the way, you will make money, but what after that? Sure you can survive with crime a few years, but what's next? Do you think you will do crime for a few years just to have time to find yourself and become a regular citizen? No. You will have a criminal record and will struggle to get any legal job. You'll get stuck in that life and have to continue doing that every day until your death, having to hustle your way even when you are sick or become old. That's absolutely not an easy life and >>42631 can't see past the short term vision of it. "Im watching them get away with it" yeah sure, for now.

>>42632 have you tried just walking across a border ?

>>42633 >Nepotism have nothing to do with this this part makes sense but believe me corruption runs way deeper than you think especially when a certain administration is operating in a third world country, believe it or not, where i am, a rich person could literally buy a visa, yeah! >but what will you do after that? yeah again i am educated, i speak fluent English and i have a plan for the work/funds stuff, and hey! if i don't like it i could return home, it's that simple. >Sure you can survive with crime a few years bro i am not a criminal, i never was, i am a law abiding citizen and will try my best to stick to that. if i don't like it where i am, i will change location and return home if it's all the same. >>42634 illegal immigration is not something i want to entertain for the time being and for the next few years, i am sure i will not do that. oh and how does any of this answer my original question lol

>>42635 >a rich person could literally buy a visa believe it or not then you're a fool you can practically buy citizenship in a lot of countries, even relatively nice ones, if you don't tick them off. >how does this answer my original question its like you're asking how to, as a blind cripple, go to the grocery store and buy the stuff to make a pizza. Forgive me but it sounds like you just want the pizza and I think it'd be far easier to order delivery. Is your OP about the marriage then or about the migration ? If you're smart, educated, and know english then great, that will help you to become a community leader in your nation's expatriate community in your destination country. The token <x>ican who can clean up nicely and remind weepy liberals to keep them gibbs flowing.

>>42592 >facebook is soykaf, instagram is worse, is there a way for me to meet a girl who is into that?? you'll have better luck on a platform that focuses on real-time communication and has more isolated, terminally online users. That will make it easier to find a woman who is susceptible to online, long-distance relationships. If gay marriage is legal in your country, that opens up a lot more possibilities.

>>42641 >if gay marriage is legal and if its illegal then you can claim to be oppressed gay man and claim refugee status

>>42641 > real-time communication and has more isolated, terminally online users any suggestions, are there even girls on such platforms? >>42644 >claim to be oppressed gay man and claim refugee status some have done that in the past and i have been thinking about a proper way of doing it, since others have been doing that and then one year later inviting their wives abroad, the embassies would have figured out many ways of discovering lies or decided to not care at all about the gay issue

>>42653 >gayshit you're being paranoid, you probably think there's a little guy listening to everything said around your cellphone and that the NSA can hack any encryption in like a week or two look how many miggers the USA imports. They don't care. you being gay is an excuse, a bureaucratic checkbox to smooth things over to get you onto a streetcorner in the USA as fast as possible. What you should do is go to mexico and download the cbp one app

>>42655 >What you should do is go to mexico and download the cbp one app well that's way i guess, even though i need a visa to visit mexico, getting it is not too difficult. I am worried about the gangs though, i would have to find a safe spot and stay there until my appointment is due

>>42653 If the embassy did ask, you would just say you're bisexual. But this is all supposing that your country oppresses gay people enough that a western country is fast tracking your immigration and that anyone would look into your sexuality. >>42655 >usa doesn't care about Mexican immigrants depends on your state. ICE raids people in my state all the time and politicians here are still pushing for de-legalizing immigrants who are currently legal. It's not a safe bet and if money is a problem for OP they're better going to a European country where they can survive more cheaply.

>>42657 >oppresses gay people enough it's a "Muslim" country but the government doesn't really give a soykaf about that unless the people are pissed about something. >European country where they can survive more cheaply yeah i know a lot of people who are living in Europe its safer and cheaper even right wind is on the rise. the thing is i think marrying someone is the best option because i would be get a long term visa, and at least a house where to sleep, more than that i am educated and speak foreign languages plus i have plans for long term finance. the hardest part is getting a long term visa, most countries will just give you a non renewable holiday visa by the end of which you have to exit the country

>>42657 >usa doesn't care about mexican immigrants no I said go to mexico and use the CBP one app. this app is a system used to streamline the asylum process by US customs and border patrol. Its not just for mexicans. Yes ICE deports foreign sex offenders more than once a week from Maryland, yes they raid people and yes they do deportations of criminals. If you apply through this process and get in and don't like go raping and murdering people you'll be fine unless Trump takes power in the next couple months, and probably even then.

>>42659 yeah i looked up the app thanks for the idea >unless Trump takes power i don't think he will do soykaf and if he does the system would not collaborate like what happened the last time

>>42661 hence the 'and probably even then'

>>42661 if you do this let us know how it goes Im legitimatly curious