i'm sick today

I have a cold. ask me anything

>I have a cold. ask me anything How do I banish demons?

>>42265 the power of prayer/holy water

>>42266 Do I ask a priest to sell me some holy water?

>>42267 you can buy it online. is your house haunted or something? (technically the sale of blessed objects is simony, but whatever)

>>42268 I'm haunted. Succubus latched on to me.

>>42269 holy fuarrrk lain how much /x/ did you browse

>>42264 There is no bad cold that does not go away after jerking out 4 times in a row, good luck.

>>42270 It was a lot. According to sources it is part of initiation into shamanism to be tested like this. It came after my Kundalini awakening. I've accidentally become a shaman.

>>42271 thank you fren, will take this under advisement

>ask me anything who would win: baby shark or skibidi toilet?

is your nose all sore and tender yet?

the only thing sore and tender here is ur moms pussy after im done with her

>>42274 skibidi toilet >>42277 yes, also nice get

thank you all jannies for letting us have fun for once in this soykafpost thread without (USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST, You should always elaborate on your opinions rather than just spilling the soykaf. Also Do not spam or advertise unrelated content.) cancer

Maybe this? Got this from another imageboard and edited it on Paint.NET because one, I've never saw this meme before, and two, wanted to try something funny for once. Anybody know what the original source is, though? Hopefully you'll get better soon ;)

>>42287 lol that was my doing and soykaf-post? more like scrap-posting, meme-posting, etc. >>42280 the only thing that seemed to stick out like a sore thumb since this person's unwell afaik >>42277 Cold, perhaps, or flu? Just asking.

attention to anybody who cares: I have recovered from my cold. lain's advice of jerking off didn't do much to help, but it felt pretty good. I'm back to my daily doings thanks to bed rest and DXM. good thread, everyone.

>>42299 enjoy life, with this message whose body was too short