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ITT: we post characters we think would browse here if they were real, I'll start >hard mode: no Lain Iwakura

bumping my own bread because I'm curious

>>38192 Nah he's probably a Redditor. Maybe his stepsister?

>>38192 >I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.

In the Wired, where mysteries unfold, Lain, you're a digital story untold. We're dancing through cyberspace, you and I, In this virtual realm, we touch the sky. Lain, oh Lain, in the wires we play, The secrets of the net, they light our way. With your eyes wide open and your heart so pure, In this digital world, we'll endure for sure. Lain, you're the enigma, the girl of the screen, In this digital dream, you're the queen. As we surf the data streams, side by side, In this cybernetic world, we'll let nothing hide. Lain, oh Lain, in the wires we play, The secrets of the net, they light our way. With your eyes wide open and your heart so pure, In this digital world, we'll endure for sure. So in the Wired, together we'll roam, In this boundless web, we'll make it our home. Lain, my friend, in this realm so vast, Our connection in the ether will forever last.

>>38193 EE, definitely. But Otakon had his finger on the pulse of japanese culture, no doubt he was on a cyberpunk themed image board.

Hey, everyone. I'm Matt, but you can call me Mail Jeevas. I'm not much of a talker, so I'll keep this brief and to the point, just the way I like it. I'm the tech guy, the hacker, and all-around computer whiz on L's team in the fight against Kira. You'll usually find me behind a computer screen, helping out with all the technical stuff. Goggles are my trademark, and yeah, I'm almost always seen with a cigarette. It's not the healthiest habit, but hey, it helps me focus. I'm not into big speeches or drama. I do my job, stay out of the spotlight, and that's how I like it. If you need anything tech-related or just want to chat about our mission, feel free to give me a shout. But don't expect me to be the life of the party – that's just not my style.

こんにちは、私は白瀬明（しらせあきら）です。アニメ「バトルプログラマーシラセ」のキャラクターとして登場します。プログラミングの天才で、コンピューターの世界では私の名前はよく知られています。冷静沈着で、課題に対して常にクリアで効果的な解決策を見つけるのが得意です。私のことをよろしくお願いします。

It all began with the kidnapping of Serano Genomics' CEO, Ernest Serano. Soon after, six major micro-machine companies were blackmailed, under the accusation they were selling cheap and defective medicine for cyborgs to stimulate the local economy. The symbol of the Laughing Man is widely known. However, the details of the origin and identity of the culprit remain an unsolved mystery

>>38190 I think these ones are obvious.

>>38190 extra credit for being from a slice of life targetted mostly at kids

>>38190 This lad right here

>>38196 Ed is just Lain with energy

asuka to assert her superiority over halfus and teletype dweebs

>>38392 just because he isn't an underage girl who also wouldn't nor shouldn't step a foot here? https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Pearl_(Blade)

underrated waifu material here

>>38424 i wouldn't say raven is underrated. she is very popular with goth/alt people and lgbt people for some reason

>Schizo >Not on meds >Afraid of the cameras hidden inside other cameras >Think the voice in his head is a rogue AI >Became the voice in the walls >Artist

>>38209 luv cowbebop love me ed love me some cyber pie love some banter the lains Simple as...

>>38424 >my goth cartoon crush is frequenting the same image board as I Nah, Raven would probably hang out some niche fanfic sites and follow some cringe emo web comic. Instead it would be Gizmo who'd constantly make those threads like >Need resources on warez/3d printed gun schematics/hacking into my neighbors wifi etc..

Lainons, ITT I will show you how, for approximately 61 cents of ordinary household materials, to make the perfect home-made silencer.

>>39206 Best answer so far. When I saw that movie I thought "Barris is just an average lainchan user" A Scanner Darkly in general I think could be interpreted as a very poignant analogy to the internet. Arctor's friends could be likened to this very imageboard, a bunch of druggie outcasts at the fringes of society, coping with the fact that we're all addicted like everyone else to this terrible drug (the internet)

Ariana Richards's character, Lex Murphy, from that Spielberg film, since she knows how to use wacky vintage Unix OS and other 90s novelties. I guess she'd fit in here. >>38198 I always imagine him on 4chan's mecha board since he likes giant robots so much. >>38316 Asuka is just a mainstream popular high school girl. She'd be all over social media. I don't think she'd use this place.

>>38190 >reclusive shut-in who spends much of her time in her dark lair or hiding in the shadows >mentally ill and extremely paranoid >obsessively tinkers with technology >listens to edgy music >hates the government and the police

>>38424 if anything I'd say she's overrated

>>39235 It lines up nicely. The sh​it isn't what it used to be ca. 2012, and that wasn't what it had used to be in 2002. It can still keep me busy all day though, and quality can be found if you know where to look. But it's not unusual for the typical experience of using it to resemble dancing through a minefield of stepped-on sh​it. Which is almost too much on the nose. And semantically ironic, or a rare example of benign equivocation, or something like that.

>>38208 Jeremy would post on obscure and niche forums, but he would post on an imageboard once a year (maybe). Despite the girl he likes being a horny nerd's fantasy, he seems like the type that would be too uptight about pornography being posted to be a regular

She battles bugs and bots, hates corpos and the government, has a class two rating, and knows her tech. Also lover of cats.

Alice: >stays in her house in the woods 99% of the time >obsesses over her interests (dolls and magic (magic could be a "metaphor" for tech irl)) >canonically bad a socializing, scares people by accident while trying to be nice Patchouli: >has access to every known paper on magic >spends all her time in her study >doesn't speak much Nitori: >canonically reverse engineers irl technology >shy among new people, very cheerful with people she knows >known for her ability as an inventor Kurumi: >stereotypical hollywood 1337 h4x0r >canonically into "otaku" guff >literally made her own operating system, drones, and pentesting tools

Hacked a huge university and wasn't caught till she turned herself in and becomes hired for the uni's cybsec lead. would soykafpost on /hum/ and lurk /sec/

Wagecück version of Neo/Mr. Anderson who would occasionally drop by the astral projection threads while he was still scouring the internet for le answers.

>favorite boards /λ/, /sec/ and /hum/(?)

The ADLR unit is forced to access /mega/ every millisecond in the background and analyse every new post and delete all spam posts. Sighing in disappointment everytime he needs to delete a new post. >>40377 >who would occasionally drop by the astral projection threads while he was still scouring the internet for le answers. fuarrrking lmao

>>38204 nah, okabe wouldn't. i think daru and maho would, i mean they're both massive tech nerds. yuki nagato gets an honorable mention

eyepatch scientist from gojira

has anyone posted durarara yet?

>>39235 >>39206 Barris was the inside job and you actually didn't even see it, he was double agent and the supplier

>>38197 holy soykaf, you're so right. She'd definitely be browsing golden era 8chan, or modern lain for lighter discussion. I haven't read Homunculus in years, this really takes me back >>38414 >Ulysses honestly believable >>38473 Is that the guy from Portal 2? Hadn't seen him in years. Hardcore lainon in the works, that guy. I really can't think of anyone; I'm impressed ya'll managed to think of this many people.

It took disgustingly long for her to show up in this thread.

>>41836 Where would she even lurk. /lit/? (Not post. We know too damn well she's wouldn't hold a damn convo before being derezzed lmao)

>>41839 hum she probably gives a lot of good natured advice from the feminine perspective to all the lonely incels