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Do Americans have a scat fetish? Why are they always needlessly groping the toilet rim? Like, they go to do something like cleaning the bathroom then instead of just kneeling one of the other 700 ways they always go for the grasp the piss covered toilet rim firmly in one hand and do work with the other. Every time I had to call a plumber they did this. In movies whenever someone vomits they let their hair droop down into the toilet water or over the piss covered rim and also put their hands on it while holding their head down, when they could just go vomit ouside, like WTF.

what the fuarrrk are you talking about, i use my foot to manipulate every part of the toilet, rim, lid, and flusher

>>37580 this guy is me, I don't touch anything in a public bathroom, I'll use paper to open the door, too.

>>37582 i use paper on the door as well, and my wrists to manipulate the faucet if i wash my hands (i almost never need to since my hands dont get dirty)

Americans don't wash their hands after using the bathroom either

>>37579 I suspect a lot of the toilet humor is induced by genital mutilation culture.

american here, I dont even go to the bathroom. But if I were to, I would do it wearing shoes.

Based. Dennis Prager approves.

>>37580 >>37582 >>37586 Same user damage control. >>37590 >you need to wash your hands after going to the bathroom Retarded myth. Probably because Americans have giant ill-defined anuses that can't be wiped cleanly with one doubled sheet of paper. >>37593 After not even one nanosecond, an Americunt blames the jews. You have no sense of accountability, your life is a joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ1PwXjZ6ww 2:43 Example of American using the toilet to vomit.

in all seriousness I (american) do tend to use toilet to vomit, it makes it very easy to clean up afterward. If I'm outside and need to vomit of course I'll do it there but its more often I'm sick and in bed, and houses I've lived in its always faster to get to the toilet from the bedroom. If I vomit in my own yard I'd want to clean it up before the dog does lol. As for the dirty rim, maybe you should clean your toilet more, or learn to aim. While my rim isnt the cleanest surface in the house its certainly not piss stained. I still refrain from leaning on it; to vomit I put my arm against the bottom of the upturned seat to lean forward while I do my business. Hair should not touch the water nor rim even if yours is long. Its perfectly possible to vomit in a toilet in a clean way, at least as clean as anything you do on your toilet. movies are movies, idk how normal people do it but am willing to beleive directors try to exxagerate to make u feel disgusted and sick. >>37684 Notice how her hair is held on her back so it doesn't significantly droop into the toilet. The greatest danger here is to get vomit on hair in the first four inches from the mouth. My main gripe with her form is that she doesn't raise the seat.

>>37683 >After not even one nanosecond, an Americunt blames the jews. You have no sense of accountability, your life is a joke. Circumbrained response template. I bet you're the Israeli Lain.

>>37683 not the same user, 37580 and 37586 were me, cope, us americans are cleaner than you filthy foreigners

>>37684 Wait, do euro users not vomit into the toilet?

>>37688 Americans are among the most systematically poisoned and mutilated creatures on this planet. There is nothing clean about showering 10x per day and neurotically washing off your skin flora with harsh soaps.

>>37686 >you called me out for making baseless claims about a race of people i never even met your life is a joke. having fun in your loser soykafhole? >>37693 americans are still healthier on average than say, pakistan. nobody showers 10x a day, itd be hard to find someone who even showers more than once a day, so it follows that you're just a NEET crying about people who shower once per day or 2 and you smell like soykaf and every time you go out you cry about people making disgusted faces when you go near them because it would be unfair because it would interrupt your world of warcraft session. you sound like a butthurt drooler who is the laughing stock of this thread

the scat meme is real person whose company I enjoys just love to rub their sh1t all over the place

>>37748 Maybe pakistan. But americans(and westerners in general) are far less healthy than random tribal africans living in mud huts.

>>37685 How often do you vomit?

>>37909 I vomited last 8 years ago but isn't it normal for wh*teoids to vomit on a weekly basis? From alcohol which is less popular now but gen z still eats tide pods and their dogs' feces.

>>37909 Im >>37685 . When I was a kid, more often. Nowadays I get sick once every couple years and am liable to do it a couple times over a few day period. Its been more than 18 months I think since last I did. >>37978 The solution Ive found is to drink every day.

>>37579 I save myself the effort of dealing with the toilet by using the shower for everything instead.

I puke into the kitchen sink, you can stand there nicely when drunk and touch / hold whatever you want to keep yourself from falling. Also just let the tap run, so that anything ugly is swept away immediately. How can someone go bleak drunk into a poopy toilet. imagine falling. And if the toilets are dirty, i piss into the trash where people put their paper for drying after hand washing. Or just piss into the sink. t. European

>>37978 >gen z still eats tide pods and their dogs' feces Wasn't that a meme 5 years ago when the youngest Gen Z members at the time did that? Regardless, I don't think it's fair to paint such a picture for the whole of a generation, no matter what. Not every Gen Z was a moron consuming tide pods for some challenge. Idiotic challenges are not new and every generation participated in some form of asinine challenge that risks injury, but for whatever reason Gen Z indiscriminately, and as a whole, gets lumped in with tide pod consumption. If I wanted to be an asshole, I too could just make blanket statements for an entire generation, such as referring to Millennials as "the dumbasses who inhaled cinnamon and nearly choked to death" when the Cinnamon Challenge was popular circa 2011. I don’t know when the Chubby Bunny challenge started, but that’s another example that Millennials participated in which also resulted in some injuries and deaths. Saying either "stupid Gen Z eats tide pods haha" or "stupid Millennials eat ground cinnamon haha" is not at all representative of a generation of people spanning 12+ different birthyears.

>>38416 you are correct, it's not any specific generation, all wh*teoids eat tide and dog soykaf. if i go within 30 meters of a wiggr0id i can already smell the tide.

>>37579 >eww why do gross stinky americans do gross stinky things I just made up why do euros always make up strawmen of americans to complain about? don't you have anything better to do with your time? glitterboy.