What job is the best to get very close to the rich?

Hello. I don't know how to say what I want but I will try my best, sorry if I don't make any sense or make any grammatical errors. I want to work for those who are mega-rich and those who are mega-rich + very influential, I want to be very close to these people and be able to make them do or take things they would not take from a random person. I don't know which job would be best to be able to work for these people since they probably only take people who, not only are the very best, also know them or someone they know personally. When I say I want to work for the rich, I mean all of them. Politicians, Oil barons, pharmaceutical business men, tech gurus, etc; I want to work for those involved in American politics+business as well as those involved in Chinese politics+business, EU politics+business, Russian politics+business, all of them. I am studying for medical school since my parents want me to get into a medical related job, but I don't know which medical/medicine job to take when I am done. Due to wanting to be able to work with the rich and also be able to be very close to them in private without anyone else being with them, I am thinking of becoming a surgeon or anaesthetist as I would be super close to these people and be alone + do whatever I want to them, but I would need to be SUPER good and also be super lucky to even get close to these guys. So what job would be the best for this purpose and what exactly would one need to do, what places would be best for meeting these people and have them hire me to do tasks for them?

Become a lawyer or an accountant and be really good at it.

>>31857 Personal doctor, it worked for Rasputin.

>>31858 I already completed my A-levels and only completed Chemistry, Biology and History. I heard accounting requires a maths degree so I doubt I am able to do that, besides my parents wants me to get into medicine instead of any other stuff, specifically a pharmacist, I do have a sibling who is trying to get into law though

>>31860 Of all the stems subjects to push your kid into, chem and bio but no mathematics. Why.

>>31857 My dream is to one day have a clinic for genetic / cellular engineering. Where one would go to make sure their child has a certain genetic composition, to get experimental cancer and aging therapies, or to modify their bodies in weird ways. I cannot do this alone. I am a biologist and would need to work with at minimum a doctor to bring such a clinic into existence. Maybe this is a way to get what you want?

>>31857 Become a politician then you will be the one that's getting wined and dined.

>>31861 I am very terrible at GCSE maths and physics and I saw past papers of a-level maths and physics and realised there's no way in Heaven and Earth I will be able to get a good grade at them

On the other place I posted this question on, I got this. https://www.lainchan.org/q/res/11130.html#q11135 >As for your what job question, you question is fundamentally naive and misguided. Being able to be close to rich people isn't the boon you think it is and it isn't about going to guarantee you the life you want. I don't want to work for the rich because of money, I want to work for the rich because I want to be able to be able to do things no normal person would be able to do, I want to be able to do thing that would normally land someone a jail sentence. > The only job that meets the incorrect criteria you specify is surgeon, and you are generally never alone in a surgery (almost of all of them involving rich people having nurses or supervisors) and you can't do whatever you want with them due to legal indemnity / malpractice risk. I figured as much, I can't become an accountant or engineer since I didnt take a maths a-level, I maybe couldd get into computer science/coding soykaf but I dont know if I am able to get a job in that field and I dont think I would be able to get SUPER close to the rich.

Human trafficked prostitute. Doesn't matter if you are a boy either, just as long as you're slinky and twinky in that case.

>>31909 I don't want to be a slave, jesus. I want to be near them not be their literal bitch

agency bar and waiting staff. get sent to work many charity and business dinners. surrounded by them. completely invisible.

>>31915 How does one get into this sort of thing? Is it possible for me to knock one out, via drugs or physical force, and "r**e " them?

>>31857 don't be a sellout. they're the enemy

>>31945 I think you have a severe attention deficit problem. If you even finished the second sentence of OP you would not have posted that.

>>31946 you mean the sentence where the delusional OP thinks he's going to manipulate powerful people. yeah I read that. all he can accomplish is becoming a sellout

>>31857 > I want to work for those who are mega-rich and those who are mega-rich + very influential, I want to be very close to these people and be able to make them do or take things they would not take from a random person. But why? What is your goal? What is your endgame?

>>31952 I am going to kill myself and if I somehow don't die, I want to rape every rich and powerful bastard.

>>31953 * as punishment for not making pentobarbital legal. Alot of nations are against people killing themselves, countries like the UK, Germany, China and Saudi have made stuff that provides a peaceful death, a gun or pentobarbital, illegal. Nations like NK, Iran and the like are less strict with access to guns but if more people killed themselves they would ban everything just to make people live. If I have to be alive I want life for those at the top to be a living hell inb4 "go after normal people" But they aren't the ones making the rules, I want to go after those who are powerful, the elites of the world, etc. I won't rape some rich game dev since he's not powerful, I want to go after the politicians and those who lobby in politics (so oil barons and tech gurus like bill gates and such)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6571548/ watch this become driver

>>31954 Well they are totally considering the possibility of some suicidal retard killing them for not making suicide easy when they have power to do so

Dude just light their properties and everything near them on fire as a hobby. Because of camera networks you would have to apply some anonymity techniques though- renting/commandeering a car without being seen on camera, temporarily switching its plate with someone else's plate, masking up while driving to a destination, fully masked up with altered gait while actually approaching destination, set some object that will burn the motherfucker after a good delay, drive back while being seen by as few cameras as possible. But you're suicidal, so you could even drop anonymity, smile, and ignite the world with all the flaming passion of your mind. Not sure why you want to..... become an evil doctor??? Are you a serial killer???? Bateman?????

>>31957 I want to kill myself, not do evil stuff. I only want to commit evil if my suicide attempt fails. Burning random property wont affect those with the power to make stuff like guns and pentobarbital legal and easy to get, it will only affect normal people which I don't want to do. My doctor plan is just because I am going to get a job in medicine to please my family and I was thinking if I was a surgeon I could use anaesthetics on those rich politician bastards and rape them whilst they're out

Remember: in this world money means power, and power gets people drunk on it and takes their humanity

>>31960 I don't care about the rich doing horrible things or horrible things happening. I only care about pentobarbital being illegal to own, that's it. And I want to rape every motherfucker who is able to make it legal but choses not to, so politicians and those like Bill Gates. I want to know which job can I take where I can, theoretically, forcibly shove my penis in the assholes of the rich + powerful, I want to rape those from every nation from US to China, Russia to Iran, I don't care I want them to be my dogs if I don't get to die.

>>31965 >>31965 I can't just run up to these rich pigs, chinks and sandniggers and rape them since I'd be arrested on the spot. I want to work in a job and also be lucky/hard-working to be in the same room as these rich politician bastards, I want to be able to be near them when they're the most vulnerable. I really, REALLY want to know which job allows me to do this

>>31966 janitor, house maid, chef, driver, security guard, idk but it sounds like you have an unhealthy fixation and you should prob sort that out before making major life decisions

>>31970 >Janitor, house maid, chef You have to be really lucky or so good to even work for the rich >Driver I am good at driving but I don't know how I would be able to find some politician to work for, especially when a lot of those people probably have self driving cars or something. >Security Guard Most of the guards for the elite are average or above average height, I am a manlet so won't be able to do this. One problem with all of these, even if I get lucky I would only be working for one person, I want to be able to go after more than one rich powerful man or woman, although a janitor + driver might be near more than one rich person since these people usually invite their kind to parties and what not. The main problem is I don't know how I would start with the driver or janitor route.

What other places do you guys think I should ask this question. I looked online and it's mostly recommended to get into aircraft or some property manager thing, I am unable to do those two so I have to find another way to get close to the rich (so I can anally rape them as punishment for not making pentobarbital legal)

>>32016 I think you should stop being an idiot trying for the pretty woman situation and focus on getting a good job that you like that makes money. Imagine wanting to nut hug for the rich for a living, like a remora on a whale or a cockroach under a fridge, a tick on a rat

It's easy: Get a job at a fancy country club. I know people who have went on to better careers at companies BUT. These people will be nice to you, these people will help you, but they think less of you. It is your destiny to be servile and if you deserved more you'd already have it like they do. Don't be surprised if your big fat reward is a sales position with an exec who waves to you in the hallway, gives you a gift card at Christmas, any maybe goes to bat for you a bit. They will most likely not let you into upper management unless you suck someone's dick. and this is simply how it is anon. If you want power then go to a good school.

>>32019 I don't want to live any longer and I want those in power to make pentobarbital legal to suffer. I dont give a soykaf about rando women I don't give a soykaf about "muh happiness" If I have to be alive I want those at the top to be like dogs to me

>>32023 theyre low iq dudebros in failing marriages with drug problems man. trust me, i get it. for awhile i tried to work for both political parties. made friends, went to join the spoopy fraternaties. it just made me worse. i thought if i got in that circle i could do some jimmy carter or samuel l clemons move. i figured if i couldnt destroy these peiple than to befriend them would be my next best bet. nah. theyre fools. just like you if you fall into their maelstrom. hate to say it man but no bitch and no group gonna make you stop hating yourself and the world. that takes some soykaf that cant be sought