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The.Batman.Schizophrenia.Cut
Tequila · 2022-05-06 06:37
the batman schizophrenia cut
>no catwoman
>no gordon
>no riddles
>no black woman mayor
>bruce never learns about falcone
>no russian girl subplot
>no gopro glider
>no quips
>black and white color only
>no music voiceovers
>bruce just kind of goes insane
https://streamlare.com/v/QpadWzjv8xXz9NyA
full list:
>riddler's presense is cut from mayor death (vague attacker)
>what mayor is watching on tv is cut
>establishing shot of times square is cut to keep gotham more ambiguous
>removed thugs looking into an iphone on the subway train
>removed the entire gordon postmurder investigation scene
>removed voiceover during nirvana motorbike segment
>removed vote for real change poster during motorbike segment
>removed voiceover inside batcave during nirvana
>removed cringy "youre not my father" line (alfred tells him to take a shower, bruce looks at him with disdain)
>removed "drive" puzzle solution on the screen
>removed gordon thumb drive scene (alfred and bruce decrypt the cipher at home and see the mayor pictures)
>catwoman shows up at the club but thats as much as she appears in this cut
>catwoman exiting club is cut
>batman creeping on catwoman cut
>russian girl subplot is cut
>motorbike chasing after catwoman (and political ad in background) is cut
>B+C chilling at her place watching riddlers cringe joker video is cut
>gordon rat maze investigation scene is cut
>batman leaving penguin club cuts to DA leaving club (catwoman is a nobody and gets into taxi)
>gordon talking to batman looking over the city is cut
>black politics lady is cut from the church
>batman picks up the riddler's facetime call, but instantly blows up the DA
>batman punching gordon in jail is cut
>gopro glider scene cut
>penguin shoots at not catwoman
>gordon is removed during penguin drug factory shootout
>catwoman on bike is removed during batmobile chase
>batmobile chase is almost untouched, removed penguin's moans when his car gets flipped
>penguin interrogation scene is cut down, removed gordon
>alfred call is edited
>policeman edited
>hospital nurse is removed
>bruce going crazy edited
>catwoman meet cut (no more white assholes line)
>riddler video untouched
>falcone meet untouched
>everything after that cut
>batman never learns falcone killed his parents
>flooding not explained
>black mayor lady cut
>arkham joker cut
>credits
total runtime 50 minutes
Linda Lee · 2022-05-07 21:05
Just watched it. Haven't seen the original so I have no way to compare them. I did not really understand what was going on at several points (probably intentionally) and overall the movie had a fever-dream quality to it. It was very atmospheric though; great mood.
Some of the edits were obvious, e.g. Batman running away from the police station, but others were convincing; for example before reading your spoiler I didn't realize that the DA wasn't supposed to instantly blow up when Batman answered the phone (lol). Of course I can't accurately comment on this since I don't know how most of the scenes were originally. Very interesting overall.
Did you find this elsewhere on the internet, or is it your own work?
Eldon Tyrell · 2022-05-08 22:03
>>30985
hi i made the cut myself
the original movie is way too long at almost 3 hours long and it feels pretty much just as disjointed as this but with everything beating you over the head with information and out of place humor
some of the cuts im really proud of like manor to alfred blowing up (man what were they thinking killing off alfred, and what were they thinking showing him carelessly open a bomb in slow motion) and then hospital scene after, for audio i mixed dialogue-free surround and normal 2 channel which gave me some freedom in blending in scenes almost seamlessly since audio is what gives it away most of the time. some guy on /tv/ made a dr strange 2 cut that cut entire characters out or something like that i remembered /tv/ mostly hated this so this was just an experiment in maximizing the dark brooding vibes
favorite cuts: bike > batcave. something as simple as not having a voiceover during the song really improves the movie
biggest regret: sticking with no catwoman means I couldnt include the part where she goes into the club undercover, it was pretty kino ngl
Tyrell Wellick · 2022-05-09 10:32
>>31000
How did you manage to make a 40 minute black and white video take up over 2GB?
Learn to encode.
This file should be like 300mb, tops.
Joey · 2022-05-09 13:39
>>31006
youre welcome to make an hevc 20mb discord yify release with mono audio i dont care
Bobby Newmark · 2022-05-09 17:41
>>31006
Absolutely no way is 50 minutes of 1080p video going to look good at 300mb. Maybe if it were 480p that would be fine.
Haruyoshi · 2022-05-10 10:49
Can't open the link, is there any torrent or something?
Judge Fang · 2022-05-20 20:26
Managed to download it at 360p, maybe. Sounds like a beautiful cut, but I think I'm spoiled by higher quality, so it's just sort of unwatchable. A torrent/other host would be great.
Nemissa · 2022-05-21 00:44
>>31142
>>31012
if you get a HLS downloader browser extension you can download the correct 1080p stream. At least I could.
Turner · 2022-05-22 19:18
I enjoyed it more than the original movie, good job.
Bob Arctor · 2022-05-23 00:56
vid related: Gumball minus Gumball
https://vimeo.com/278151798
Dr. X · 2022-05-24 09:38
Can you upload it somewhere else? I can't seem to be able to download it no matter what I try.
Nanashi No Gombe · 2022-05-25 02:35
I'll watch this when I get home
to be honest I think the biggest thing needing cut was the fuarrrking insane 15+ fatality car chase that happens so Batman can catch up to a drug dealer, ask him one question then let him go.
Impossible to take batman seriously after that, apparently he's completely against deliberately or through inaction killing hardened murderers and rapists but will get multiple civilians killed and maimed chasing a gang banger that he proceeds to do nothing with
Drifter · 2022-05-25 05:04
>>31192
This is a film adaptation about a comic book hero who's whole thing is being a rich guy in a bat costume who fights villains like "The Riddler" and "Polkdadot Man". i think you are taking this silly concept a little too seriously if you let a logistically questionable car chase break your immersion.
Cat Mother · 2022-05-25 06:21
>>31193
Nah, sorry not buying it, if they're going for a serious tone and want the audience to suspend disbelief for it the characters need to act consistently with what they're experiencing inside their world according to their personality and aims.
The its just a movie or its just a comic book excuse barely works for stuff going for a light hearted fluff tone, it doesn't work at all in a movie about political corruption and an emotionally disturbed vigilante fighting an even more emotionally disturbed but probably more effective domestic terrorist vigilante
Batman causing a fuel tanker explosion that killed twenty people to stop a shoplifter would be a funny gag in a black comedy or could be played for drama if presented seriously but in the Batman it just happens for no reason, nothing comes out of it and its never mentioned again.
It was like they wanted to film a more restrained less bombastic chase scene but the studio told them they hadn't filled their stunt and explosions quota so they had to film this mess and they didn't have time to write it out of the script either. It felt like something from a different movie that was hastily colour graded to kind of fit and it was crappy to look at.
Switch · 2022-05-25 08:16
>>31193
I can't imagine even watching the original movie, let alone getting triggered by "black woman mayor" etc, or going to the trouble of making a fan edit.
Kids these days, my lawn, and so forth...
Ender · 2022-05-25 09:22
>>31194
> it doesn't work at all in a movie about political corruption
>nothing comes out of it and its never mentioned again
Fair points. I think it would've added to the movie if they brought it up as a moment of Bruce's weakness just as his violent beatdown of the Riddler goon at the end was. If they spent a minute to slow down and have Batman grapple with his actions it would've been cool.
We have to agree to disagree though, I let it slide because I get to watch the funny colors flash on a screen. We all have different tolerances and tastes for hollywood bullshit.
>it was crappy to look at.
this is completely incomprehensible however, it was shot pretty well. with some good setpieces and effects. not the biggest visual stunner of the movie, but it was pretty fuarrrking good looking.
Chani · 2022-05-25 12:14
>>31197
Nobody here seems to be triggered though, I'm not sure what you're getting at.
The black mayor character is a blank slate generic mcguffin character with little real import to the story other than being the target of the antagonists at the end and OP's post doesn't come off as someone upset with the film, more wanting to experiment with it
Bobby Newmark · 2022-05-25 12:47
>>31201
> goes to outhouse, reaches in
> shockingly finds a turd
> removes some of the poo and paints the rest in greyscale
> still a turd though
Imagine the other things he could have done with that time.
Joe Bloggs · 2022-05-26 08:04
>>31202
>goes to outhouse, reaches in
>shockingly finds a turd
>gobble it down then pat my tumtum
What now no fun haver?
Yamaoto Toshi · 2022-05-26 12:26
>>31203
>What now
When you get violently from ingesting poopies, film that and post it here.