What if thread

What would you do if you got a hold of an actual working Time Turner?

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>>5919 That sounds good actually, mostly just cause I'm craving KFC right now.

figure out how it works

>>5922 While wearing it, turning the dials backward a specific number of times will send you that many hours into the past, doing this same thing forward will send you that many hours into the future.

go back 10 seconds and give it to myself, with instructions to go back 10 seconds and give it to myself. Repeat ad infinitum.

Good read and very relevant. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5782108/17/Harry-Potter-and-the-Methods-of-Rationality

>>5939 That's what it does from the user end. Not how it works.

Step 1: Wake up Step 2: Turn back time Step 3: Go back to sleep Step 4: ??? Step 5: Profit

>>5949 This guy has the right idea

Go back in time and fuarrrk myself then go back in time and rob a bank with 5 copies of myself. Now I have an Alibi cause I couldn't be robbing the bank with myself cause I was at home fuarrrking myself. but in all honesty I'd kill for something like this rn I have like 60 pages of report due in about a week and all I want to do is play doom.

I would go back in time to go back to my date of birth to stop my father from cumming in my mothers pussy by swallowing all his cum

>>5918 Buck him derpy.

I'd go back in time only to forget why I went in the first place and do nothing.

I've thought about what I'd do with a time machine a lot and read a lot of history, economics and political theory, and I actually have a fairly developed plan for how history could be changed within the lifetimes of most of the people here that would lead to a dramatically better world. If I were to talk about it in detail, this thread would devolve into a political thread. My plan isn't "go back in time and gas the Jews" or "kill cis white males" or any such nonsense, though, because I don't see society that way. Instead, I'd attempt to do something about the mentality that leads people to support censorship and to throw away their freedoms in the name of preventing some imaginary disaster.

I'd wait trn minutes, go back five minutes, and steal a time turner from my past self. Now I have two time turners.

>>5918 guess who gets raped

Being completely honest, having the chance to redo my life and take different decisions I would do exactly the same again. Life's supposed to be fun and making mistakes is part of the fun. I guess.

>>6051 Your past self?