lainchan / r

EAM: TEST TEST TEST

Tequila · 2017-09-20 08:04
*********************THIS IS THE INTERCHAN WARNING SYSTEM******************* MESSAGE: **TEST** THIS IS A TEST. ********************************************************************************** If this had been a real emergency details of the emergency would have followed as well as official information as provided by civil emergency outlets. Interchan warning system is an anonymously run form of online EAM/EAN civil emergency message relay service, not affiliated with any government agency. Interchan warning system relays information in part based on alerts from the DEFCON warning system Interchan warning system is tested only in advance of or during times of extreme strategic military tension or buildup globally. The system is only tested if evidence suggests a real defcon number of between 4 and 2 exists due to a strategic crises. The last time interchan warning system was tested was during the syrian chemical crises after russian surface ships took offensive positions in the Mediterranean sea during the obama administration. ******************************************************************************************************************************************************* END TRANSMISSION
Trinity · 2017-09-20 09:12
Sounds like some bullsoykaf
Crash Override · 2017-09-20 09:14
>>5506 Sounds like LARPing opportunity.
Junichi Fujiwara · 2017-09-20 13:11
You people need a hobby.
Nameless · 2017-09-21 01:21
Even if it is a joke, there is still a lot of weird soykaf going on in the world at large more than I've seen in my whole life. And I'm almost 34. The last time I've seen something extraordinary worldwide-wise was when the Soviet Union split apart, and this is something greater than that.
Lord Nikon · 2017-09-21 07:41
>>5511 I am not joking when I say that these are signs that Jesus is coming back soon.
Judge Fang · 2017-09-23 10:47
>>5512 Sure thing. Not even kidding, too.
Hong, Guil Dong · 2017-09-26 05:09
>>5512 >>5519 Are you prepared?
Boris Grishenko · 2017-09-26 13:26
>>5512 Yes, in fact she's already here. She's as human as the rest of us and still needs training and practice, thought don't expect a repeat of last time. This is a new age and the world has changed. The only thing that's for sure is she is going to be magnificent. >>5527 No one is.
William Holtzer · 2017-11-30 02:08
>>5511 >more than I've seen in my whole life. And I'm almost 34 Woah dude 34? that's a hell of a lot of years! soykaf must be serious then!
Yet Another Lainon · 2017-11-30 02:15
>>5508 This IS a hobby for these hoopleheads. They're alright.
Six · 2017-12-02 00:21
>>6060 >Woah dude 34? that's a hell of a lot of years! soykaf must be serious then! technically speaking, he has lived 40%or more of his life depending on average life expectancy also chans can be a great means to disseminate information in an emergency, because unlike major websites, information travels fast, which I like, even through it means that I need to fact check more, since i pretty much assume most media is slanted