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In search for one of those autism guide

Marly Krushkhova · 2024-04-26 04:46
Good day Lainon! It's been a while since I saw one of those fastman guides or something. Isn't there a more updated version of it? Where can I find more of them? Is there any other version of those as well, maybe about tech or survival, etc I think last time I saw them is about 2 or 4 years ago
Zero Cool · 2024-04-28 12:50
>>12546 The threads used to be on 4ch/g/, later on /x/ cause mods got mad You can find pretty much 90% of all images ever related here https://archive.org/details/fastmans Theres also an older archive version Currently the author is posting "fastlisp" alongside some other guy (the archiver i presume)
Elliot Alderson · 2024-04-30 13:15
>>12554 Thank you anon. Didn't know there are that many. Say, would it be wrong to follow some of them thoroughly? I'm talking about the math and science stuff. Now normally, I'd have some structure for learning, such as curricula, syllabus, etc. But outside school this seems like close to impossible. There's many overhead from just trying to figure out what to learn from actually learning itself. This guide done it just by: you want to learn math, here read any of these books. Just thinking out loud. I wonder what other ways I could just jump on learning. This guide autistically offers several random, unsolicited interesting point to looking out into. I'd for non-chan person it would take quite some time for them (if it interest them) to discover each of those through manual encounter in life.
Agent Jones · 2024-05-01 01:53
>>12556 I would start anywhere in math and just jump to other topics when necessary. Not the best solution but i dont know any better ones. Its worth noting the original author isnt even good at math. The basic fastman ideals are: minimalism, self-reliance, literacy. The rest differes depending on the author, so theres a lot of different advice. You are suppsed to use it as an inspiration for further research. Not as a holy truth. I would treat it all with a grain of salt.
Six · 2025-05-16 19:57
>>12546 >>12557 Relevant thread in case this works >>>/vis/10017
The Phantom Phreak · 2025-05-25 07:02
Fastman is a 4/g/ meme, lainons just adopted it. I'm not sure if fastman is still alive, he had some pics posted with a fuarrrking meth pipe bunched up with some other soykaf that he sh1lled, neverthless he is not active anymore.
Agent Smith · 2025-11-03 09:02
hi I am the author of fastman, memesmith. I am happy you like my infographic. I develop it so you can enjoy it. I encourage you to work on your own versions too. >isn't there a more updated version of it? yes, always! but currently I need permission from the mods here before I can post it. >where can I find more of them? there is a website I have but again I don't know I am allowed to post it yet. if you work hard or ask around you might find it. also many people make their own truth nuke images now some unrelated to the original fastmeme >>12554 the mods on /g/ hate me. I am permanently derezzed from all boards for ban evasion, and I was ban evading because they kept instantly deleting my thread the moment it made it beyond 20 replies to make it seem like the community wasn't interested. so I posted every single day twice a day for 3 years. i figured out they wrote custom code to detect the word fastman, even going as far as to ban the word in an opening thread at one point. I am also derezzed from every single subreddit I have tried to post it in regardless of how related the sub was. mine is the most censored backpacker/tech nomad/survival community in the world. >>12556 would it be wrong to follow some of them thoroughly. fastmeme respects your free will. pick and choose what you feel comfortable doing. if you don't know ask your peers or ask god. my math advice isnt perfect but maybe you would like it. >>13400 I am happy to hear that lainons adopted it I never got to witness it as I previously thought I was derezzed mistakenly due to the bot being eager to block me as sam. I have never smoked meth. there are some higher quality reusable glass pipes that both weed and meth smokers use that look identical and are identical. I am totally clean an sober right now taking only caffeine. I am not active because I am derezzed. I vow to appeal my ban on /g/, even though it it is permanent with no appeal. I have been browsing 4chan for 20 years since I was 11 years old, long before g existed. I am the king of /g/. I would like to share some code with you guys as I don't think I need permission to do it: awk_macro_vm(){ awk 'BEGIN{r[0]=0;r[1]=1;r[x]=1;ic=1;while(r[x]){x=substr(ci,ic,1);y=substr(ci,ic+1,1);z=substr(ci,ic+2,1);if(z == "-"){r[x]-=r[y]}; else if(z == "<"){r[x]=r[x]<r[y]}; else if(z == "m"){r[y]=r[x]}; else if(z == "$"){r[x]=system(r[y])}; else if(z == "r"){r[x]=r[r[y]]}; else if(z == "w"){r[r[y]] = r[x]}; else if(z == "i"){getline r[x]}; else if(z == "o"){printf "%s", r[x]}; else if(z == "+"){r[x]=r[x] r[y]}; else if(z == "c"){r[x] = sprintf("%c", r[y])}; else if(z == "#"){r[x] = ord(r[y])}; else if(z == "s"){r[x]=substr(r[x],r[y],1)};else if(z == "x"){ic=-2;ci=r[x]}; ic+=3};};' ci="$1";}; this is a basic skeleton for a virtual machine in awk with its own instruction set. it is designed with reader macros so that you can change the syntax semantics and grammar of the language to nearly whatever you want, so long as it can be read one realize at a time. you can change the rules of how the language is written to whatever you want, including stealing notations from other languages like python, rust, or apl. as it is posix compliant it will run on nearly any Unix like terminal. it will run on nearly any computer in the world. a much smaller earlier version which does something similar in a harder to understand way ist his command sh|sh part of the reason is I want to be able to write my own shell with whatever rules I want inside of the shell itself and have it run everywhere here is a similar machine i am developing in c: //gcc -O3 -march=native -flto vm.c#license:john morris beck gpl2 @ gnu.org #include <stdio.h> #include <stdlib.h> #include <string.h> int main(){int x=0,y=16,z=0,i[16],f[512],*t=f;void* p[16];while(y--){i[y]=1;p[y]=&t;}for(;x<512;t[x++]=getchar());while(1){x=t[1];y=t[2];z=*t;switch(z){case 0:i[x]-=i[y];break;case 1:i[x]=i[x]<i[y];break;case 3:p[y]=p[x];break;case 4:i[y]=i[x];break;case 5:p[y]=*(void**)p[x];break;case 6:*(void**)p[y]=p[x];break;case 7:p[y]=(void*)((char*)(p[y]+(int)i[x]));break;case 8:i[x]?p[y]=malloc(i[x]):free(p[y]);i[x]=(p[y]==NULL);break;case 9:fread(p[y],1,i[y],stdin);break;case 10:fwrite(p[y],1,i[y],stdout);fflush(stdout);break;case 11:exit(0);}t+=3;}} I hope you find what you are looking for. sorry for responding to your thread so late. I am told this is the oldest fastman thread in the universe, that is how I found it I am eager to respond to any questions you have about my meme or any suggestions about how to improve it. I need community engagement to develop the idea. ultimatly I do not ever plan to make money or benefit from the meme: my life is about helping others, it is to help others with an infographic. I have suffered greatly to develop it. I have suffered for my art. I have the truth lambda etched into my arm. I am telling the truth when I say I am not advertising anything for personal gain. I have done work to develop the guide most are unaware of. testing my homelessness survival ideas on myself while working minimum wage part time and buying and testing experimental gear and my ideas on myself while I am homeless and learning code and in college and while doing a million other projects, and trying to have a social life, find a future wife, being an internet addct and fighting in the meme war, often giving my own money to the needy like those begging me for gas money and so much more. I have given my blood sweat and tears, a successful coding career, my time, my health, my relationships and everything to help others with my guide. i sincerely hope and pray. that I shall be allowed to post it here, and everywhere, in the coming days. thank you. god bless you and your families and this board. have a nice day.
Project 2501 · 2026-03-10 13:19
this is the latest fastman which I have made. it is super amazing and fantastic. I am typing many words. many words doth I type here. yoloswag.
Koos van der Merwe · 2026-05-25 13:56
i have been struggling to post this for 2 years lol it is insane to post here
Yu-ichi · 2026-06-28 09:08
i will keep trying to poast it till the day I die. i will never give up. i will never surrender
Marly Krushkhova · 2026-07-02 09:32
yet another victory for the fastmonks. hooray! lets all go fast. to the moon!!!
Jens Hansen · 2026-07-02 12:58
>>14100 >>14100 >>14100 >>14100 only niggerS ride the bus
Anonymous · 2026-08-01 00:49
the advanced nature of bus ridng eludes the mental facets of the common man
Jet Black · 2026-08-01 09:25
>>14101 guess im just a real ass nigger
Aristóteles Amadópulus · 2026-08-02 06:12
overcoming adversity is a the core of who a fastmonk is. a fastmonk is fast via bike. fastmonk can heal like dnd monk. fastmonk knows martial arts like tai chi, blade and sling. fastmonk is also a beastmaster.
Joey · 2026-08-02 12:44
>>14178 I have a dark feeling the OG fastman got murked. These newer guides just seem to throw random soykaf at the wall. USE FL STUDIO ON YOUR GALAXY TAB A11. POOP INTO A PLASTIC BAG. GUY FAWKES MASK. The format is different, as is the writing voice. The old guides had a sense of being tried and tested, like the dude was really out there doing it. Maybe I'm talking soykaf, but it just doesn't feel right somehow... It's not like living as a pseudo-homeless person is a killer idea anyway, especially these days: there's more and more competition from other homeless, and more and more hostility from the general public towards the homeless. Not to say that camping skills and survival prep are not an extremely prudent idea, collapse is ever approaching on the horizon. You should be hardy and resourceful, but I think that's why the newer guides leave a bad taste in my mouth. It's never good to survive by depending on the kindness of strangers (using them for mail, couch-surfing, etc.). It also looks like all the food is purchased; that food money needs to come from somewhere, unless I'm missing something. And if you have good income or money saved up, why would you do this instead of literally anything else? If you stake your life on the kindness of strangers, you will not live very long.