now the jailhouse was empty
all the criminals were gone
the gate was left wide open
and a buck and a fawn
were eating grass in the courtyard
when the warden walked in
and took a rifle from the prison guard
who said to him with a grin
"To shoot those deer would be stupid, sir
we already got 'em right here.
Why not just lock the gates and keep 'em?
with intimidation and fear"
but the warden pulled the trigger,
and those deer hit the ground,
he said "Noöne'll know the difference"
and they both looked around(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST - You should always elaborate on your opinions rather than just spilling the soykaf.)