Haiku thread

Let's write haikus! I begin: time spent on the 'net seconds that will not come back so have no regrets

beating my meat fluids everywhere i hate myself

>>10174 that isn't a haiku, a haiku is structured in syllables the first line contains 5, the second one 7 and the last one 5. Try to use the clapping method to find how many syllables you used

>>10176 Syllables foreign Nihongo use mora Mora more rhythmic

>>10174 with fluids coating euphorically beating meat hate is what"yy6666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666 i bit my tongue remains

Flowing sweet nectar The Bloom of life now must fade Til spring comes again

Pale blue waters bleed Tears of weeping moons wary Unto scarlet dawn.

Time like water flows Freely flows til obstructed Downstream a new world

>>10171 the mist of hali reveal phantom carcosa mirage over waves

>>10171 monkey, not a man evolution past you by die you nigger die(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST,Always argue in good faith and avoid using personal attacks.)

>>10411 Neckbeard without chin You will never be a man Follow your leader(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST,Always argue in good faith and avoid using personal attacks.)

there are three kinds of people: people who can count and people who can't count

>>10412 projecting tranny wrist too limp to open jar joins 50%(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST,Always argue in good faith and avoid using personal attacks.)

Feeling like there is a need for winter themed haikus: Baking day today What recipe to follow Perchance cookie dough? Winter wonderland Snow shoveling and defrost Hot cocoa afterwards Gift cards with greetings Poems and haikus for all Lasts to the next year Weekend trip to hills No clue what to wear for that Beginner skiing Outdoor lights on roof Flickering on and off bright Neighbours cannot sleep Snowman carrot nose Eating or throw away It’s outdoor freezer

This is a haiku. Self-referential haiku. It's fuarrrking bullshit.

forever online encouraging transgression I am not a fed

Haikus in English Are a really stupid thing. It doesn't sound well.

Silently glowing Silver disc in the heavens Waxing and waning

>>10810 yes I do agree its rather a silly style but weebs got to weeb

>>10413 This one made me chuckle. Genius haiku. Anyway here is mine English haikus suck, Five seven five, no metre, Screw your wank vignettes!