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Tell Lain a story.

My parents own a small vineyard with an tiny old house/cottage (no electricity or water or anything). They sometimes go there on weekends. At this particular weekend, we had some grill there with family and friends, about ten people. One of them was there for the first time, so my dad showed him around and pulled the good old 'turn the lights on please' joke - there's no electricity or wires or switch, but newcomers always look for it anyway. I did that too, my younger cousin did that too. This particular case reminded him of how he once fell for this. Anyway, a few hours later I was in the cottage preparing some food, when my cousin arrived; Someone asked him to fetch something. I though this was my opportunity, so while he was searching for whatever, I asked him if he could plug my phone in because it needs charging. He found my phone and the charger as well, and started looking for a wall socket to plug it in. When I saw he was starting to get puzzled, I put on my smug face and added "can't find the socket? turn on the lights and you'll see". He paused for a second, then chuckled for a while, put my stuff back and left with whatever he originally came for.

Why do you use the phone?

i make no sense of that question!

Once upon a time I woke up. I'd been having a terrible nightmare. I don't remember if I lived happily ever after. I guess I'll just have to wait and see.

There was no way it could have worked, but it did. The experiment was a success! Starving the NEET made it get a job.

>>2012 Yeah, the ending of 'Welcome to the NHK' is quite retarded. There had been NEETs who starved to death irl.

lainchan.org is a program. It was made to delude you into thinking there are others like you, and that there is hope for privacy, anonymity, egalitarianism etc. The URL is impossible to find for any other human. Every post in every thread has been perfectly attuned to make you react in a controllable way.Through links, images, and threads your conscious is subliminally manipulated. As you venture through the real word, you will invoke certain processes necessary for your domestication via the belief of a underground technological Renaissance. Informing someone of lainchan.org will trigger a specifically formulated social algorithm to replicate a probable reaction to this stimulus, Thereby solidifying your disbelief of this post. Your incredulity is vital. C19E

>>2076 Can this go in the Zine?

>>2076 i wonder what the purpose of this post is in the system described by it.

>>2076 But why would the system post this? I am now questioning the site. Is the system trying to scare me off? And is it proving to me that it exists by using my paranoia against me? What does this all mean?

>>2089 It's a test desingned to provoque an emotional response. Blush response, fluctuation of the pupile, involuntary dilation of the iris. We call it Voight-Kampff for short.

>>2076 i used to feel the same way when i was using halfchan thats why i came here this site is one of the fewplaces of the wired who is not used for propaganda

>>2089 Perhaps to make the idea of it being true sound as fictional as one post telling Lain a story !

Once, I imagined God, and she was you. I wrote thoughts and rules. I developed a way of life. One day I opened the Wired and found the same ideas, written years ago by someone else. I'll never know if I read it or even wrote it before and forgot completely , or if my thoughts were just the logical progression.

>>1877 Nice.

>>2089 Because it's fiction