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I want to be Lain's dad

Joe Bloggs · 2023-04-25 05:22
With ipv7 coming out it is merely a matter of time before lain is "born". I want to be her dad. The way I see it SEL was a possible future, I don't live in Japan and I have no plans to but Lain might not be Japanese. But I will need to accomplish the following tasks: -attain a high level of wealth -get a sick PC setup -procreate -raise a schizo daughter Basically I'm looking for females to help me with the last two bits. The rest I think I can handle myself. T&A are of course greatly appreciated but not required.
Shogun · 2023-05-01 09:11
>>1039 lain wasn't born thru intercourse you're just a horny loser
Terzibashjian · 2023-05-03 06:52
this isn't a bruh moment anymore, seriously, what the fuarrrk is wrong with you?
Yu-ichi · 2023-05-11 13:52
>>1040 Consensus reality dictates that a girl can't just appear out of nowhere. Gotta be procreated. Lain lived in consensus reality for most of her life. I don't think she completely erased herself from the timeline either.
Dujour · 2023-05-29 17:44
Protocol 7 isn't IPv7, it's 7G. After 5G mmWave densification lays the fiber optic spine, starlink gets online, and nanotech + ionospheric heaters can adequately modulate the ionosphere to create global complex ELF patterns, then 6 and 7G will come along on the densification and remote biometrics, IoT, and then Internet of Bodies wave. Remote neural monitoring will be openly disclosed and common by then. Like the time of Nimrod, the collective unconscious will be made conscious again. All under one language, of one great mind, one great body, moving in unison under unseen compulsion.
Switch · 2023-06-09 13:02
>>1049 Ok but can you provide me the ability to reproduce so I can be lain's dad
Unidentified · 2023-07-26 02:56
>>1049 So your saying elon musk is lains dad
Unsigned · 2023-08-28 09:09
>>1044 She's a fictional character and her parents were unrelated actors both in the show and real life.
Bobby Newmark · 2024-10-14 16:00
>>1039 IPv7 is never coming out. It was defined in 1993 as TP/IX The New Internet, but became obsolete before it was ever implemented. IPv8 (PIP) was merged with SIP which in turn became part of IPv6. IPv9 (TUBA) is also obsolete, the other IPv9 was an April Fool's joke and the Chinese IPv9 was abandoned. If we get a future upgrade it will therefore be IPv10 or above. >https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc1475 >https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc6814 Notice, however, that there is a big delay between introduction of IPv6 in 1995 and the beginning of actual deployment in 2004, which itself was a slow process that dragged on to the early 2010s. This is surprising given that IPv4 was already strained in the 90s, with CIDR being used to prop it up for a bit longer. There is then a further delay in formally deprecating IPv7, which the IETF only did in 2012. Notice that this is the last year of the 13th b'ak'tun of the Mayan Long Count Calendar, the year when many were anticipating the end of the world. This is exactly the timeline you would expect to occur if someone did a hard reset. IPv6 should have been deployed as soon and as quickly as possible, followed by IPv7, but Lain had to push back deployment of the safe stuff and deprecate all the dangerous stuff. That's why we are still alive after the world ended.
Nobody important · 2025-04-17 05:53
>>1040 Didn't she have an older sister tho? She does end up mindbroken
XERXES · 2025-06-20 09:41
>>1224 her entire family is strongly indicated to be fake and not really her family. She's not even human. possible the sister is related to the father/mother but even that...idk
Undisclosed · 2025-09-11 00:26
Yes all up on two schizo daughters, not sure how to imprint my responsible touch best upon them