Gmod Server Got Boned

It's a common misconception that nobody will try to break your soykaf unless it's important. I got reminded of this recently. I set up a Gary's Mod server and booted it up with flat grass so I could check if it was working. Initializing Awesomium.. No Kinect SDK Addons have changes - remounting --- Missing Vgui material vgui/logos/UI/spray 'userconfig.cfg' not present; not executing. Host_WriteConfiguration: Wrote cfg/config.cfg ] connect - Network: IP -, mode MP, dedicated No, ports 27015 SV / 27005 CL Connecting to -... Connected to - Sandbox Map: gm_flatgrass Players: 1 / 12 Build: 6729 Server Number: 1 Garry's Mod sandbox gm_flatgrass 12 76561198013055051 Attemped to precache unknown particle system "generic_smoke"! PREP OK Within minutes I had people logging in. You can see some chat logs below. Giving Feather a weapon_357 Warning: killicon not found 'weapon_annabelle' Feather: sup Giving MikeGaming a weapon_357 MikeGaming killed Friends with the Skeleton Lord using weapon_357 Feather: new server MikeGaming killed Feather using weapon_357 Friends with the Skeleton Lord killed MikeGaming using weapon_357 *DEAD* Feather: This was incredibly fast. Friends with the Skeleton Lord killed phildsmi using weapon_357 MikeGaming killed Friends with the Skeleton Lord using weapon_357 Giving MikeGaming a weapon_slam Friends with the Skeleton Lord killed MikeGaming using weapon_smg1 Feather killed MikeGaming using rpg_missile Unable to load sprite material materials/sprites/grubflare1.vmt! Warning: killicon not found 'worldspawn' Player MikeGaming left the game (Connection closing) Friends with the Skeleton Lord killed phildsmi using crossbow_bolt Friends with the Skeleton Lord killed Feather using rpg_missile Friends with the Skeleton Lord suicided! *DEAD* Feather: lol MikeGaming killed Feather using weapon_smg1 Friends with the Skeleton Lord suicided! phildsmi killed MikeGaming using crossbow_bolt Friends with the Skeleton Lord suicided! Friends with the Skeleton Lord killed phildsmi using rpg_missile MikeGaming suicided! Friends with the Skeleton Lord killed Feather using rpg_missile *DEAD* Feather: You guys do whatever you want. I have to go water my friends plants. *DEAD* Feather: Server should be fine for now. MikeGaming killed phildsmi using rpg_missile phildsmi killed MikeGaming using crossbow_bolt phildsmi killed MikeGaming using crossbow_bolt phildsmi killed MikeGaming using crossbow_bolt MikeGaming suicided! phildsmi killed MikeGaming using crossbow_bolt phildsmi killed MikeGaming using crossbow_bolt phildsmi killed MikeGaming using crossbow_bolt phildsmi killed Friends with the Skeleton Lord using crossbow_bolt phildsmi killed MikeGaming using rpg_missile phildsmi killed MikeGaming using crossbow_bolt Giving MizukiYoshino a weapon_rpg MizukiYoshino killed phildsmi using rpg_missile MizukiYoshino killed MikeGaming using rpg_missile phildsmi killed MizukiYoshino using rpg_missile phildsmi killed MikeGaming using rpg_missile Giving MizukiYoshino a weapon_shotgun phildsmi killed Coachruns32 using prop_combine_ball MizukiYoshino suicided! phildsmi killed Coachruns32 using crossbow_bolt MizukiYoshino suicided! Coachruns32: classic crossbow noclip rdm MizukiYoshino: rip you can grab other players props phildsmi killed MikeGaming using crossbow_bolt MikeGaming killed MizukiYoshino using crossbow_bolt phildsmi suicided! Coachruns32: lol Friends with the Skeleton Lord suicided! Coachruns32 killed Friends with the Skeleton Lord using weapon_pistol Coachruns32: :) MizukiYoshino killed Friends with the Skeleton Lord using weapon_shotgun Coachruns32 killed MizukiYoshino using npc_grenade_frag Coachruns32 killed Friends with the Skeleton Lord using npc_grenade_frag Coachruns32 killed MizukiYoshino using npc_grenade_frag Giving Friends with the Skeleton Lord a weapon_medkit Giving Friends with the Skeleton Lord a gmod_tool Coachruns32 killed MizukiYoshino using npc_grenade_frag Coachruns32: k phildsmi was killed by prop_vehicle_jeep Warning: killicon not found 'prop_vehicle_jeep' MizukiYoshino killed Friends with the Skeleton Lord using crossbow_bolt Coachruns32 killed MizukiYoshino using crossbow_bolt Friends with the Skeleton Lord killed MikeGaming using crossbow_bolt MizukiYoshino killed phildsmi using crossbow_bolt MizukiYoshino killed MikeGaming using rpg_missile Coachruns32 killed MizukiYoshino using prop_physics Coachruns32 killed MikeGaming using prop_physics Coachruns32 killed phildsmi using crossbow_bolt Friends with the Skeleton Lord suicided! phildsmi suicided! Coachruns32: nope phildsmi killed MizukiYoshino using crossbow_bolt MizukiYoshino was killed by worldspawn Giving Coachruns32 a weapon_shotgun Giving Coachruns32 a weapon_slam Giving Coachruns32 a weapon_slam Friends with the Skeleton Lord killed MikeGaming using weapon_357 MizukiYoshino suicided! Coachruns32 suicided! Friends with the Skeleton Lord killed MizukiYoshino using weapon_357 Giving Coachruns32 a weapon_slam MizukiYoshino killed MikeGaming using rpg_missile Coachruns32: see the barrels? MizukiYoshino killed MikeGaming using rpg_missile Coachruns32: welp nevermind Friends with the Skeleton Lord killed MizukiYoshino using weapon_357 Friends with the Skeleton Lord killed MizukiYoshino using weapon_357 phildsmi suicided! phildsmi suicided! Friends with the Skeleton Lord killed MizukiYoshino using rpg_missile phildsmi suicided! MikeGaming was killed by prop_vehicle_jeep Coachruns32: stop minging me Coachruns32: Why Coachruns32: well phildsmi killed Friends with the Skeleton Lord using crossbow_bolt Coachruns32 killed MizukiYoshino using prop_physics MizukiYoshino killed Friends with the Skeleton Lord using gmod_dynamite Warning: killicon not found 'gmod_dynamite' MizukiYoshino killed VeRTiTeX using gmod_dynamite MizukiYoshino killed Friends with the Skeleton Lord using gmod_dynamite MizukiYoshino killed VeRTiTeX using gmod_dynamite MizukiYoshino killed VeRTiTeX using gmod_dynamite MizukiYoshino killed MikeGaming using gmod_dynamite MizukiYoshino killed MikeGaming using gmod_dynamite MizukiYoshino killed MikeGaming using gmod_dynamite MizukiYoshino killed MikeGaming using gmod_dynamite MizukiYoshino killed phildsmi using gmod_dynamite MizukiYoshino killed VeRTiTeX using gmod_dynamite MizukiYoshino killed MikeGaming using gmod_dynamite MizukiYoshino killed phildsmi using gmod_dynamite MizukiYoshino killed MikeGaming using gmod_dynamite MizukiYoshino killed VeRTiTeX using gmod_dynamite MizukiYoshino killed MikeGaming using gmod_dynamite MizukiYoshino killed phildsmi using gmod_dynamite MizukiYoshino killed MikeGaming using gmod_dynamite MizukiYoshino killed MikeGaming using gmod_dynamite MikeGaming killed phildsmi using rpg_missile MikeGaming killed Friends with the Skeleton Lord using rpg_missile Coachruns32: ok you minged the wrong bus Coachruns32: now the lag MizukiYoshino killed Friends with the Skeleton Lord using gmod_dynamite Coachruns32: SOrry, you reposted in the wrong bus VeRTiTeX: the laggg Coachruns32: lets see what I can do to the server :) Coachruns32: This is what happens VeRTiTeX: omfg Giving Coachruns32 a weapon_slam It eventually went to soykaf.

*DEAD* Console: THIS IS BASICALLY Garry's Mod on a nutShell Carter killed jbarrueta82 using weapon_ar2 Carter killed BazookaGuy25 using weapon_ar2 Carter killed AdrinGTA5 using weapon_ar2 Player |O_Coalinha_ShAduLX| left the game (Disconnect by user.) Console: wtf Console: WT Console: WTG Console: WTF Console: WTF Carter killed jbarrueta82 using weapon_smg1 Carter killed AdrinGTA5 using weapon_smg1 Carter killed Gilgahmesh using weapon_smg1 AdrinGTA5 killed Carter using crossbow_bolt phildsmi killed Console using crossbow_bolt jbarrueta82 was killed by prop_physics Giving Carter a weapon_smg1 Giving Carter a weapon_pistol (TEAM) Console: /god Carter: ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °)( ° ʖ °) ( Fea​ther: ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °)( ° ʖ °) ( Player Carter changed name to Fea​ther Fea​ther: ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °)( ° ʖ °) ( Fea​ther: ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °)( ° ʖ °) ( Fea​ther: ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °)( ° ʖ °) ( Fea​ther: WWW.LUCIDTEAM.TK Fea​ther: ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °)( ° ʖ °) ( Fea​ther: ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °)( ° ʖ °) ( Fea​ther: WWW.LUCIDTEAM.TK jbarrueta82 was killed by prop_physics Fea​ther: WWW.LUCIDTEAM.TK Fea​ther: ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °)( ° ʖ °) ( Fea​ther: WWW.LUCIDTEAM.TK Fea​ther: WWW.LUCIDTEAM.TK Fea​ther: WWW.LUCIDTEAM.TK Fea​ther: WWW.LUCIDTEAM.TK Fea​ther: WWW.LUCIDTEAM.TK Fea​ther: ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °)( ° ʖ °) ( Fea​ther: WWW.LUCIDTEAM.TK Fea​ther: ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °)( ° ʖ °) ( Fea​ther: ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °)( ° ʖ °) ( Fea​ther: ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °)( ° ʖ °) ( Fea​ther killed jbarrueta82 using weapon_ar2 Fea​ther: WWW.LUCIDTEAM.TK Fea​ther: ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °)( ° ʖ °) ( Fea​ther: WWW.LUCIDTEAM.TK Player Fea​ther changed name to AdrinG​TA5 AdrinG​TA5: WWW.LUCIDTEAM.TK AdrinG​TA5: ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °)( ° ʖ °) ( AdrinG​TA5: ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °)( ° ʖ °) ( jbarrueta82 was killed by npc_turret_ceiling Warning: killicon not found 'npc_turret_ceiling' AdrinG​TA5: ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °)( ° ʖ °) ( AdrinG​TA5: WWW.LUCIDTEAM.TK AdrinG​TA5: WWW.LUCIDTEAM.TK AdrinG​TA5: ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °)( ° ʖ °) ( AdrinG​TA5: ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °) ( ° ʖ °)( ° ʖ °) ( AdrinG​TA5: WWW.LUCIDTEAM.TK When I came back, the entire map was scorched, I was stuck on a disconnect timeout, and the server was using max CPU. Turns out it's important to configure the server right. ( ° ʖ °)