Are we all fucked?

My local Masonic Lodge is freaking out about the reincarnation of King Solomon planning to open a portal to hell and take world control via demonic military force. Christianity was just a psyop and we're going to be overwhelmed by Ophanim, Seraphim and a host of Jinn. Azazel is not God's enemy, he's like a lieutenant for Solomons army. God are we all fuarrrking doomed? I've been spying on him a bit but he's doing this Sam Hyde alright thing and just hiding behind irony. I wanted to think he was a schizophrenic but it's getting way too real. He's a mastermind genius stalling for time. I don't know if I'm going to hell or not. What do my fellow Lame Trans suggest we do about this? He's quite problematic.

Honestly hon, I just think he's a bigot. If there really were a God he wouldn't allow his son to be so hateful. Hang in there, we got this. LOVE TRUMPS HATE.

Why don't we use our pineal glands to go in his dreams and hit him with low IQ emotional rhetoric and employ logic fallacies combined with school yard bullying? While simultaneously being too weak willed to do anything in real life? Surely that'll work! There's billions of us and one of him. Besides, I don't believe in that angel and demon soykaf anyway WE ARE THE GODS.

>>97297 thanks 4 the info lain. i'm going to join my local lodge. >>97299 hail satan

Things have been so warped and weird lately, i might just believe all that. Any specific details OP? Just curious, im too tired for any of this to be honest.

Wow another retarded schizophrenic gets involved in the Occult and goes off the deep end. Interested in what this loser has to say, if he even returns to the thread. As per usual, OP is a glitterboy - please enlighten me "initiate" why would King Solomon be back and what does that have to do with anything? Schizo.

If solomon is coming you just need to find some attractive foreign princesses to throw at him as a distraction.

>>97330 We tried that, all he cares about is the Queen of Sheba. We send women into his dreams to have sex with him and he wakes up yelling and screaming about cutting their heads off for being whores. Seems he's made some kind of oath with Azazel to remain celebate until after the demon war and all he cares about is his Queen. Sadly, she's a right wing politician and we know exactly who she is. She's super traditional and ultra right wing, we fear if they reunite she will go fascist and encourage him to slaughter "degenerate" leftists. Perhaps we need to find some other woman, a left winger perhaps and try pawn her off to him too.

We reset, we worship the unknowable work. We worship unknowing itself. God through 'Jesus' was mantled by something like the Islamic Dajjal, or the "antichrist". The antichrist is inherit to christ however this is why I say the Dajjal cause of reports of it following jesus around like a shadow. This is the first time I speak it but its name is Kolem but it has a full name I wont speak because its too identifying. There should be no seraphim or angels visiting anymore, we are supposed to have lost the ability to bind them to earth. But Kolem can write himself into books he wasnt there, be in places he never was, he isnt even real. So now as we speak Israel attemps to breed the red heiffer, to create ashes used in rituals to ascend the sefirot and bring angels back down with it im spite of firm sanctions by rabbi's of the time from ever doing such. Israels existence is not supposed to even be till the messiah arrives. In America a new christ is worshipped not one of the bible or book, the "Christ is King" narrative, one of no concrete characteristics or stories. This is Kolem arriving, bringing an age of confusion and misinformation. The reason the antichrist will be so successful is that by the time Kolem has run through it all, we will say we were always worshipping him and the annals of history will show his name. He is naked and wears the head of a golden Lion. He will project his will onto our bodies until in the end he sits in a kingdom that from any outside appearances has no subjects, if you were to go there you would see settlements and councils and meetings held with what looked like just dead bodies and Kolem talking at them and responding even though there is no response and everyone is lifeless from your perspective. He would show you his great kingdom waving to passerbys but everything would be in ruin and no one would be alive. Only creatures of an alien kind, in that instead of being born of cells unifying and working together they are born from cells fighting and raping eachother. It fuarrrks and assaults itself as these weird ever shifting amalgamations moves, fists and hooves stomping and punching and reaching inside itself like pistons to produce action. A brand new form of life. What he seeks to complete this work and what we must get to first is the hermaphrodite child. If you listen you can hear the echoes of its crying even though it is no longer a baby. Il teach you a prayer to call out to it I almost lost the book where I wrote it down. Hands clasped on your knees or in prostration, focus all your suffering and the suffering of the world and scream until your head throbs. Ideally by a body of water, especially creeks, and then listen for the crying. When you are answered recite Heartland missile My bullet to heaven Find your mark Secure our future Read and comprehend this translated passage it will be useful. Its the best translation I can find. >Four entered the Orchard (Pardes). They were Ben Azzai, Ben Zoma, the Other, and Rabbi Akiba. >Rabbi Akiba warned them, “When you enter near the stones of pure marble, do not say ‘water water,’ since it is written, ‘He who speaks falsehood will not be established before My eyes’ (Psalms 101:7). >Ben Azzai gazed and died. Ragarding him it is written, “Precious in God's eyes is the death of His saints” (Psalms 116:15). >Ben Zoma gazed and was stricken. Regarding him it is written, “You have found honey, eat moderately lest you bloat yourself and vomit it” (Proverbs 25:16). >The Other gazed and cut his plantings (became a heretic). >Rabbi Akiba entered in peace and left in peace. . . . The angels also wished to cast down Rabbi Akiba but the Blessed Holy One said, “Leave this elder alone, for he is worthy of making use of My glory.”

>>97337 This is false nonsense because Solomon is 100% popping a fat fuarrrking rager once he sees the women of this time period. It won't just be fuarrrking for political ties anymore, but simply to fuarrrk. Huge honkers filled with silicone and ass that sags to the earth. He will take one look at the average goth girl and drop to his knees in tears. He isn't new to screwing bitches worshiping false gods. The nigga will ravage through pussy faster than Bonnie Blue ravages through dick. He will create world peace from his daily exhausting duties of fuarrrking (with a johnson as large as a donkey’s and load-busting like those of a horse). A permanent pill or robo-cock for erectile dysfunction will be made just for him. He himself will be the donut filling factory. His bloodline will be everywhere and last an eternity, greater than Genghis Khan.

>>97343 >This is false nonsense because Solomon is 100% popping a fat fuarrrking rager once he sees the women of this time period. Not true, I was born in 1998 (666*3). I'm well aware of modern women. I'm sick of them actually, feminism has ruined their minds. Paul is correct, I only care about the Queen of Sheba. The sad thing is, she doesn't remember our life together and has remarried. Not to worry, as Surah 66 and the letter to her written in revelation assures me this is all for the best. I know God's punishing me for sacrificing 10 locusts to Molech in my old age. But the pain of seeing my wife happy with another man is a fate crueller than death. > It won't just be fuarrrking for political ties anymore, but simply to fuarrrk. I'm not and never have been like that. I was truly in love with those women and spent a longer time dating and courting them than youd think. I'd date women for around 6 months before marriage to test our love and ensure they weren't gold diggers. I wrote about it extensively in Proverbs, Ecclesiastes. I completely reject the modern attitude towards sex but I seem to have gone down in history as an evil man - womanizer like that Play Boy degenerate or Andrew Taint. >brewing soykaf about my vitality and penis size I regret to inform you it's like just over 7 inches and I'm a grower lol. I'm not interested in meaningless permiscuous sex. Without my queen I'd rather remain celebate than have a harem. I did live a life here in the future, before going back to live as Solomon. I did spend my teenage years getting distracted by emo girls, scene chicks hipsters and goths. That much is true, but again - I was searching for love; not sex. Gr8 b8, got me to respond earnestly.

OH NO, HE'S BEEN RESURRECTED OH NO, HE'S BEEN RESURRECTED

>>97297 97,2,97 9+7=16;1+6=7,2,9+7=16;1+6=7 7,2,7 = 7(2)7 = 14,14,14 1+4=5,1+4=5,1+4=5 5,5,5 Pentacle, fifth element. >>97337 7,33,7 Leet speak, rotate 7 to make L, says L337. Master number. Solomon was made king at 33 when factoring in his past life age. 7,3+3=6,7 7,6,7 = 7(6)7 = 42, 42, 42 4+2=6,4+2=6,4+2=6 666 Alchemical Union. Solomons Marriage. >>97353 353 3(5)3 15, 15, 15 666 Solomons Marriage. Holy Kek. Praise him

>>97358 Are you telling me you can tell if Solomon is brewing soykaf or not based on a mathematical technique he calls Pythagorean Palindrome Folding and seeing if it evaluates to a pentacle(555) or seal of Solomon(666). And these posts >>97298 >>97299 >>97329 evaluate to nothing because he was making fun of his enemies via samefagging? The one that says leet is a cyber security contractor that his government paid to investigate him? What the fuarrrk?

I don't know if anyone's been watching Solomon, but he just preformed quite a powerful spell. Poor guy.

>>97298 Why are we posting Chijo on Lainchan in a stupid chizo thread about fuarrrking nothing. Come on, lainon.

>>97365 Because he's going to get eaten by the demiurge when Solomon unlocks the cube of Saturn. It's hilarious, Solomon cyber bullied Chijos on m e w c h for years and is the reason behind the infamous suicide attempt video. Solomon avatarfagged as Mr. Lain, and psychologically manipulated him into a suicide attempt along with Nanotek and F r e e c h. This is one of the many things the lodge discovered about Solomon. Sadly though, we were told that he's Jesus. If he really is the Messiah I guess God is a bit evil.

>>97297 I'm neither lame nor trans, but psyching people out over made-up, undeterminable bullshit (like demons and global warming) is a basic bitch tactic for state actors to keep the population dumb and pliable. Be less reactive than that and think for yourself.

>>97391 You haven't heard about the reincarnation of King Solomon living in New Zealand? The whole world is watching him. I'm just trying to have the conversation in the open and put an end to Occultism. Hiding the true nature of reality behind riddles, puzzles and rites of indoctrination (like at the Masonic Lodge for example) is pure evil and a suppression of human rights. The Masonic oath to never talk about the reality of the astral planes in real life is the biggest human rights violation of all time. Did you take nothing out of Serial Experiments Lain? "The wired cannot interfere with the real world" - that glitterboy then killed himself. Good riddance, gatekeeping scum.

>>97394 Why would he choose to a) become famous, particularly in the gutter that is the occult, and b) reside permanently in NZ? That is already ridiculous.

>>97399 Chose? You think we have choice? You still don't understand God. All he does is talk about how he hates the country and he thinks it's a soykaf hole. He also talks about how he hates fame. Of course it's ridiculous, existence itself is absurd. He's the Messiah, he's suffering and wants to kill himself. Have you seriously not heard about him? The entire worlds pineal gland is focused on him. He constantly talks about how he hates being spied on and how all the attention has ruined his life, I feel guilty watching him actually but me and my friends have been comparing everything he says to scripture and he seems to be the real deal. The only thing he seems to care about is his love for the Queen of Sheba, who's also been reincarnated in New Zealand. He was trying to live in obscurity, he's a poor user that was working in IT. He refused to join the lodge out of fear they'd discover he was Solomon, the 4ason the lodge was interested in him however was because they thought he was the second coming of Jesus Christ. The thing is, his family and everyone he knows was keeping it a secret from him, that he's Jesus. But he was keeping a secret too, being Solomon. It turns out, Jesus was an incarnation of Solomon. The crucifixion was God punishing Solomon for allowing idols and false temples to be constructed in Israel. Get murdered and become a false idol yourself. God is harsh and severe in punishment. You seriously haven't heard of him? My lodge loves him, but we're too scared to help. I wish I could do something.

Abrahamic religion not even once

>>97402 The first people he's planning on killing is the Maori to punish them for keeping him from the Queen. Secondly he's planning on sending the angel of death to do a passover event on White American Christians. He appears to be a Satanist. Have you seriously not been watching him?

>>97403 Been too busy watching you're mum gobble me knob

>>97404 She's a 50 year old fat ugly feminist, I pity you.

>>97405 oh and whos fault is that huh ? Why dont you take better care of her anyway