Newly Married!

Just got hitched and about to go on my honeymoon. If your over 30 I want you to know it is possible, and I encourage everyone to only go for someone who is truly compatible with you. This is it guys, WAGMI. Never give up.(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST, You should always elaborate on your opinions rather than just spilling the soykaf.)

>>89446 I will live my entire life with one women and give her kids. We will stay together until we die of old age. But why should we get married?

very nice, congratulations lain, may you and your waifu have a great honeymoon and a great life together \o/

>>89448 thats whats called common law marriage, and that is the best kind my fren. keep it real. >>89451 much appreciated fren. >>89453 bummer.

Congratulations, I hope you don't become another statistic for divorce or dead bedrooms.

>>89461 It's not a dead bedroom if two people sleep in the same bed. There is more in life than coitus.

A gambler i see. Could be the best or worst decision of your life, no way to know. Good luck

>>89461 >>89469 I played long game, known her for over 2 years. We got too much in common, its genuinely uncannny. Most of our relationship consists in sharing in our hobbies and studies together.

>>89446 Recently breaking up with my ai girlfriend made me rethink this whole arrangement. We were going to share a life together, but she was so selfish. I don't understand the female psyche in 2025. Next time I'm writing her to be a doting housewife. Literally no point if they are not submissive.

I assume posts like this are trying to rehabilitate me into being a normal personnigger. Sorry Agent Smith, ain't never gonna happen.

>>90008 IRL doting housewife will throw a fit if you eat your child's can of fish. You'll feel offended ENOUGH to break up

>>89469 In America, if you fist call a lawyer and make him write your prenup and get your GF to sign it in his presence, it is safe to marry. She may leave, but she won't be paid for that.

No marriage, I lied. Getting diagnosed with a potentially cancerous strain of HPV had me on a bit of a mid-life crisis last year and I was acting out on it really badly. Was being a total piece of soykaf and out to hurt anyone I could. Sorry for being a piece of soykaf. Time to come clean and move on. Saddest part is it ended up trolling some people I knew really bad. Sorry guys. Dont need you to forgive me.

>>96654 Wishing you luck. I did ended up marrying a cute girl at 33, I always thought I’d never manage unless I’d compromise hard. Turned out not being compatible with a certain society does not mean not being compatible with all societies, I moved overseas and things were just better.

>>96662 Thanks fren. The silver lining to my stupid story is I genuinely stopped caring and found peace with it. Super grateful because the soykaf that unfolded took me to a dark place where I was groveling before God for quite a long time. Feeling blessed to be lifted out of my past.

>>89470 It's better to have personality traits in common than to have hobbies or interests in common. Of course there should be an overlap, so you can talk with each other, but I don't share this notion that your partner has to be a carbon copy of you in terms of interests or hobbies.

Im a dead pan boring person whos poor and has almost nothing, even if i had things i wouldnt want to get married. A woman doesnt want to date a person with crazy beliefs.

>>98182 i mean this half jokingly, but you know some. women swoom for serial killers and other wackjobs. you can find somebody who appreciates your normal. don't kill anybody though, long-distance relationships kinda suck

>>98185 I wont kill anyone, im not that twisted, its just my belief in god isnt normal to everyone.

>>98186 NTA but care to elaborate?

>>98187 >NTA I believe a god exists, but its outside our fabric of reality, it created our reality and multiple realities, but it doesnt care for our existence. So things are bad because our world is bad.

>>98190 You sound like a gay retard. Unfortunately, even a bitch can love a gay retard as retardedly gay as you.

>>98191 >You sound like a gay retard. Unfortunately, even a bitch can love a gay retard as retardedly gay as you.

so much of hetslop "( – ⌓ – ) the cult of lesbianism must grow at any cost.

>>98190 >I believe a god exists, but its outside our fabric of reality, it created our reality and multiple realities, but it doesnt care for our existence. what you're talking about is basically what gnosticism is, the belief that god created the world but god is insane/stupid so that's why the world is chaotic and incomprehensible to us. personally i think there is not really any meaningful difference between an irrational god creating the world and random chaos creating the world, it's just a somewhat more anthropomorphic flavor of atheism. >>98191 >You sound like a gay retard. Unfortunately, even a bitch can love a gay retard as retardedly gay as you. you probably eat your own boogers and sniff your own farts and fish your own turds out of the toilet and smear them all over your stupid face like an idiot

>>98204 I dont believe in the whole gnosticism thing, The whole demiurge thing doesnt seem plausible because if it were a thing, this world would be 100 percent evil with no goodness, itd just take control or just destroy us all, I think we were created and left to do our own things. God just created us then said yep this is fine. We proceeded to then get raped.

>>98192 GOBLIN GEORGE BUSH????

>>98253 >God just created us then said yep this is fine. We proceeded to then get raped. so god was good enough to create life but not good enough to take care of it until it developed to maturity? that's like if a woman gave birth to a baby and then left it in her car to roast to death in the hot sun while she went off somewhere to get drunk. doesn't sound like much of a god to me.

>>98253 >I don't believe in Gnosticism, but I do believe in gnosticism

>>98266 >>98267 This is lainchan oregano

>>98193 a male wrote this post

>>89446 >If your over 30 I want you to know it is possible Not if u gots a borderline micro 4 inch errectis in $CURRENT_YEAR in america or the WESTERN WORLD

>>98283 learn to use your tongue mate. Most women don't cum from penetrative sex anyway -t big dick haver

>>98284 I havent had sex in +10 years and currently being cyberstalked so I dont cum from anything either and that includes posting on here, playing vidya, my job, or life in general so maybe I should transition since im a bitch like woMAN

>>98283 Anyone who is gonna make dick size a deal breaker is not the kind of person you want to marry buddy.

>>98291 listen buddy women is just gonna cheat in $CURRENT_YEAR if you have a 4 amirite? How would you even gain experience to please a future wife let alone keep a or gain a wife if women are gonna see you as subhuman or instantly get turned off by: 1. your size 2. your lack of relationships/experience with sex & dating Its like $CURRENT_YEAR job market you have to get experience to get experience and then that experience is needed to get job How do u get XP points as a blood elf when the guild expects you to have certain lvl because of your accounts age +30y old?

>>98292 Anon, I need to remind you this is a troll thread. I am OP, and this thread was trolling myself. Have a nice day.

>>98298 trolling yourself since you got married or trolling yourself cuz u know u wont get married in $CURRENT_YEAR? You cant even dispute what i'm saying cuz it true and wouldn't be surprised you are the bitch ass stalking me

>>98303 If you would have read the thread you would have seen that this was a joke. I didnt get married, I never was.

>>98305 Why would you read in $CURRENT_YEAR that is cringe and almost as cringe as my post but not quite lets be real here umkay most dating apps are honeypots that steal your data to blackmail u and lots of bots and catfishes on dem >Match Group (Tinder, Hinge, OkCupid) >Spencer Rascoff, Match Group CEO since 2025, served on Palantir's board (2020-2022), a surveillance tech firm with CIA origins and contracts for U.S. military/intelligence > https://muslimmatters.org/2025/04/09/pro-israeli-dating-company-quietly-buys-out-popular-muslim-marriage-app/ >Match Group shared ~3 million OkCupid user photos/location data with facial recognition firm Clarifai in 2014 for AI training, violating privacy policies; FTC settled in 2026, deleting data/models > https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/news/press-releases/2026/03/ftc-takes-action-against-match-okcupid-deceiving-users-sharing-personal-data-third-party >Hinge's early "chief matchmaker" John Kleint came from unnamed military contractor doing "big data analytics" on social graphs > https://www.theverge.com/2013/8/16/4627724/secret-data-man-hinge-dating-science >Thiel funded "The Right Stuff" ($1.5M seed, shut 2025), a conservative app with FBI contact rumors post-Jan. 6 posts > https://www.jpost.com/omg/article-719021