What was the most weirdest chan/message board thread you've ever seen?

On this forum for something about free audio tracks or something, there were these users posting cryptic messages, I can't really remember the details since it was a few years ago but it was a really interesting rabbit hole. At the end it turned out to be 2 online friends messing around with each other or something. Also about a month ago there was this really long confession to a murder that was also a suicide note posted on a mostly dead forum. The forum was closed down and the post wasn't archived.

Back on GameFAQs it used to be common to find random dead boards and just do weird stuff like blogging or roleplaying for thousands of posts. Last night I was on rumble and it reminded me how the internet used to feel, a bunch of casual weird behavior that was almost taken as normal. Everyone was a bit weird back then lol

Haven't seen anything noteworthy ever. This thread belongs to /hum/. It does not have anything to do with tech.

That whole CreepyChan thing years ago was pretty weird and funny... how she thought nosebleeds were beautiful and posted those photos.(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST, Removing the files due Rule 8 and abudance of caution, because model is 17 at time of photo.)

>>83989 She was a photography enthusiast

>>83986 Q and everything surrounding it.

>>83991 I don't understand Q. Like anyone on the internet can post soykaf, doesn't mean its true.

>>83992 facebook is filled with old people who believe in the soykaf. Q was basically the consequence of the fappening, which accelerated how the demographics of imageboards, 4chan and 8chan in particular had been shifting towards older people with poorer media literacy, as well as reactionary 14 year olds

I liked the thread or maybe it was a series of threads on 8chan's /monster/ where someone claimed they through an occult practice made a doll possessed and were taking photos of it. It went on a while. >>79769 >mod deleted pics with note attached >she was 17 Im not familiar with her so i dont know what the images were but im going to assume she was maybe at most naked which is actually legal in the US so long as it isnt genital focused in sexual manner which is kind of vaguely defined, but regardless rule 8 should be rephrased for clarity if that isnt allowed since few think of 17 year olds when they hear "child model". Not meaning to derail but there is no meta board that i am aware of.

>>84000 >>>/q/ for meta-discussion and questions

Am I just brainfarting or was there actually a board on 8chan dedicated to taking out troll ads on smaller sites to fuarrrk with them? A lot of content from that site is obviously lost to the ether but I am almost certain that was an 8chan thing and I can't find it anymore.

>>84015 I never used the site a lot but if there was one it would have had to of been a not very active board.

>>83992 In short; a psy-op where a military outfit informed citizens on what was going on 'behind the screens'. It attracted a lot of attention, both positive and negative. It still evokes a lot of response. >>83994 Believe in what exactly?

>>83992 There isnt anything to get. A lot of people who believe it are in full blown psychosis while others just lack critical thinking skills and high levels of paranoia. I cant recall what it is called but there is a phenomena in human psychology where people believe whatever makes a cooler story.

>>84018 See, this is the response I was refering to: > >84019 and it's always the same script, not arguing its substance, but attacking the person.

>>84015 I don't know about 8chan but that was a thing on some 4chan boards after the self-service ads were introduced. I remember for certain that [s4s] and /jp/ had a back and forth for a while, and the happenings threads on /q/ would often include details about troll ads taken out against certain boards. Probably they're still doing it. In a similar vein, every script kiddie forum used to have threads about what ad companies let you take out malicious ads and ways to run js through ads.

>>83986 On a forum of my native language (I won't tell you), a man posted a very long post about his life experience, telling how his parents tried to force him to a mental hospital and ordered the psychiatrists to force feed him schizophrenia drugs and tried to kill him afterwards. He believed that he was not mentally ill. Most comments in that thread said they didn't finished reading his post and thought he was simply delusional. But one user believed what he said and suggested that he collect his parents' hair at home to identify whether he was their biological child. That forum is gone now, and I don't know what his current situation is.

>>83986 Probably around 2010, 2011 or so, I had just discovered Tor and was on the old intel exchange site. The site was getting hammered with spam, and the users were blaming an early AI chatbot for doing it. IIRC, they had the implication that the airforce PS3 parallel computing rig was being used to power it or something. The whole forum seemed to be convinced it was real, but I don't remember much more about it. IIRC, they thought it was based on markov chains, and I think for very narrow topics, bots at that time could have done what was going on, so it could have been legit. Not really inexplicable, but was kinda "weird": I actually recognized a girl in a porn dump on new fap chan back in 2013 or so. She was a girl I knew in highschool who was an original user /b/tard back in the 2000s decade. I told her I found the pics and she explained that she used to do that for self esteem back in the day. It seems she must have posted them back in 2007 or so, and then they got scooped up and archived by someone who reposted them years later when I found them. Again, not really inexplicable, but I've never had that experience before or since. Most of the other cool stuff I've seen is like the above: just dummies being dummies. Funny, and unusual, but not inexplicable.

Probably the History-Spammer's own LambdaplusJS instance. I don't want to digress too much, but there used to be an imageboard called Nanochan on Tor, that discussed anonymity, security and that kind of stuff. I'm sure most Lains know about this. It was born out of 8/tech/ and quickly it was inhabited by avatar users. One of them was the history spammer, who relentlessly spammed the board with images from some historic movie. This led to him being dubbed the History-Spammer. Nanochan eventually died and a successor was born: L+JS. It was also written in Lua, also required no Javascript and was only available over Tor. And after a few months of operation a clone was born, that looked similar, yet had boards reserved for historical spam and it seemed like it had only one active user, the History-Spammer. There was a board, where old news articles from the 19th century were posted (only) for example. If I'd had to bet, that was dozens of GBs of just images with historical spam from that movie and other historical-themed stuff. Too bad, I couldn't find the link to it right now.

i see weird stuff occasionally on the internet. i remember recently i was browsing this site similar to twitter(not an fediverse instance) and saw some dude post his suicide note. also, i remember this site all that is was was this guy ranting about how his ex girlfriend did him wrong and hated her and pictures of of her vandalized car.

>>84080 Historical user's site is http://nyaiwdyri5wy2hqtmmquq2zlpl66jc5oc5die44j6kjqkaia3ozzneyd.onion/All/ There are other spammers too

>>83986 Not really that special on retrospective, but quite interesting back when it happened. It was the first time i went out of /k/ on 4chan to try /r9k/ I remember there was this black girl, think it was called Iris or something like that. A lot of people on r9k had an obsession with her, and i remember that once, she created a thread where she explained that she was going to be having a meetup with an anon. Things went sideways real fast; she was saying that things were getting weird, she got paranoid and alleged that the anon was going to rape her, and what not. At the end, i think she just either abandoned the thread or escaped from the motel that she was at. I recall that within the thread a big discussion unfolded, in which some anons said that Iris was just trying to get attention and other ones said that she was in real danger. I haven't entered r9k in around a year now, so i don't know of her current whereabouts, but it would be nice if any of the lainons from here saw the same thread that i did. Let me know if you have any archive of the event. It was my first day seeing a discussion on an image board unfold in real time, so yeah, for me, it was a novelty.

Back in 2018 there was this guy called Eunuch chan that would post on 8chan’s r9k. The gist of his story is that he was a 30 year old neet that didn’t like having a high sex drive, being lustful, and the power women had over him. Something about porn and fapping being sinful, and also that it was addictive and he had little control over it. So eventually he decided to become a eunuch and castrate himself. One night he injected some numbing agent, cut open his ballsack, pulled his testicles out and snipped them off. Then he tried to cauterize the area. At some point he passed out due to the pain and his parents found him passed out in a pool of blood with his diy surgery tools. After that he ended up in the hospital and posted some pictures of it, and of his stitched up nutsack. He started off as some guy with a distinct posting style that would talk about AI (this was back before chat gpt so it was more theoretical rather than something you could spin up on your computer, mainly basic neural nets), along with religion, sin, how he wanted to convert from Judaism to Christianity, and other moral views and random bs. Then he castrated himself and posted the story. Pic related are the only screenshots I could find from some of the threads. I can’t seem to find the one with the photos of the aftermath (not sure I’d post that if I found it because it was pretty gross). After that incident he gradually stopped posting about AI, religion, and the usual topics and got really into veganism. He’d post vegan propaganda and pictures of animals in slaughterhouses saying something about how people complain about not being accepted but are ok with animals being killed for food. He'd post the same threads on 4chan and 8chan every week or so. The veganism and some changes in his personality were probably caused by having low test from becoming a eunuch. Anyways that was probably the most extreme person I’ve encountered online. I guess transgenderism is more common now and the surgeries are more drastic than that. The whole DIY surgery aspect is wild though. If you think of the most extreme people like Jihadis and the 9/11 hijackers, they’ll do some crazy things that no one else would do for some abstract religious goal. I can’t imagine any of them agreeing to cut open their sack with a science playkit scalpel, and then snip off each testicle to accomplish a mission or make their God happy. They’ll do crazy things and blow themselves up but I think that’s a line they wouldn’t cross (not that that's an option, or that becoming a eunuch is practical in any way.)

>>84135 >If you think of the most extreme people like Jihadis and the 9/11 hijackers, >9/11 hijackers Never happened.

>>84136 >Never happened. Yeah, and unicorns fart rainbows.

"Elite gender inversion", queen Elizabeth II being a man in drag.

>>83986 >What was the most weirdest chan/message board thread you've ever seen? Probably the puppy torturer thread is in the top 5. A help request to find the evil sh*ts in the video was posted on 9ch. We went after them in old 8ch fashion. They were found and arrested and convicted soon after. RIP pupperino. Geolocating a rapey stalker posting photos of his target, a child murderer, and terrorists I don't think would make the top 5 weird threads though. Perhaps the 8ch thread where it was discovered imageboards do fed MITM and change what is posted on the fly (proven by SHA sum comparisons) would be among the weirdest. 8ch didn't last for long after that.

>>84135 This reminds me of a lainchan post (about learning to hack of all things) that linked to the web archive (very complete, like scanning the blog every single day) of a blog by a (tragically?) neurotic individual who felt disgusted by their encroaching male puberty. "I felt like I was the only one who understood that hormones were not part of the soul." Comes to be a trans female, AI enthusiast, vegan, and the author of a unique moral framework. Hijinks ensue, from sleep deprived silicon valley twinks in a boat to save on rent to a misunderstanding making people think she was going to shoot up a school. Ultimately either committed suicide, or faked her own death to donate the life insurance policy to AI safety causes. If I remember what the blog was called I'll post the archive, I think her chosen name started with a Z.

>>84141 Thats jack lesota I think of, sinceriously.fyi

This is more weird in an amusing way than a creepy way but every few years I go back and re-read this 4chan /lit/ thread that devolved into an intense but entirely serious debate about hermeneutics and literary criticism centered on the subject of whether Holden Caulfield raped his sister Phoebe. There's even a Lain pic in the mix: https://warosu.org/lit/thread/4528424 It became something of a board meme that is still referenced to this day, though I'd bet 95% of users who post it are unaware that this is the source.

>>84142 Yep, thanks https://web.archive.org/web/20230430202409/https://sinceriously.fyi/

>>83994 I fuarrrking hate the fappening since it is the very reason we had 2FA over SMS in the past few years which is also widely insecure. I would speculate or people initially speculated that the fappening was a sophisticated attack meant to put 4chan into such infamy but truth could be both.

Saw some archived thread on some altchan I'd never heard of where a bunch of dudes (one larping as a girl) were describing how they were all jerking off and fingering their assholes and prentending to fuarrrk each other. Weird soykaf.

>>84364 cant remember what but i remember reading claims that something important happened and the fappening was distraction news. Guess it worked.

megido sdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdf fuarrrking lainchan limit

>>83986 https://endchan.org/baaa2/ This whole board dedicated to trolling some autistic furry diaper fetishist. He first started getting attention from /bant/ trolls around 2017-ish but then quickly spread to other altchans. Some sources say he was underage but the number of times his face has been posted says otherwise.

>>84364 How did it cause this? >>84141 >>84135 Religion and belief are crazy things. Had similar experiences when younger but never went down the rabbit hole as deep as to harm myself

>>83992 What’s strange about it is how old those people are. They are like late 40s-60s just ordinary old folks but here they are crowding on an imageboard. It’s so strange.

>>84965 there was a 60+ subreddit about how they were hip with the kids posting on chan, was the most surreal thing i saw

Where did that one chan go which was by some one schizo dude who claimed to be a wizard and people would talk about sending loosh and the indigo pill or whatever color pill? But the strangest imageboard experience for me has to have been Sipulikanava & Torilauta, which were darknet imageboards in Finland which on peak times would average like 500 posts an hour, mostly drug dealers posting advertisements of their wares and their IM contact for arranging face to face meetings, there were separate boards for all cities. In addition to buying drugs you had a dating board (for prostitution) and a work board for hiring people for your fraud schemes or as dealers to sell your drugs for you. I once hired a driver to drive me around while I dealt drugs there, I gave him a silver bar as a tip. Friend met his girlfriend for a while by hiring her as a maid to clean his apartment there. I indulged plenty in the prostitution too and got robbed many times. There'd be so many stories from that board. There was a widely publicized murder for hire attempt there... It was quite something, nowadays there is still a textboard like that in use, originally for IM people used safe-mail some Israeli email service, then Wickr some American app but nowadays its all mostly gone to Telegram and Telegram groups.

>>83986 Not one of the weirdest I've seen, but I just thought it would be worth mentioning for the lulz. About one and a half year ago, a group of autists hacked some really big company and right when they did it they came here and talked about it. The thread got deleted like a day or so after it was posted.

taxi1010.com Im drawn to burrow websites a lot, they have a hypnotic quality and that’s the reason I also stay away from it. It has a style of break and insert, not sure how to describe. It acts liberating and soothing, but subtly propagating something I do not like. Certainly it did not help to elevate Hillary and bill Clinton as good figures.

>>86182 >burrow websites I like this word, mind elaborating what exactly defines a 'burrow website'?

>>86214 a matroshka, sideways, lateral and vertical with redirections and portals, repetition, dead ends and several disconnected visual input, simple format, reduced personal and arbitrary information rolled into one but adressing you personal in a plea, as an inaugurated one but at all costs, it must be bordering stupid.

>>83986 An 8chan /fringe/ thread about Lainism was pretty weird. Other esoteric mystery cults started derailing the thread (Lam's people, Great Determined Protector, et. al.), and an antisemetic racist homophobe CrapSlinger instigated a thread slide on such a slow board it was plainly obvious they didn't bump Lain's Lainism Thread. I used to have the archive.is link for that and the temporally corresponding /fringe/ 666 thread, but I got a new Notebook PC.

The Philarmilion might take the cake for me. I've just never seen anything else quite like it.

>>83989 Just reminded me, there was a board dedicated to the early 4chan egirls, I only recognized crackychan and creepychan but there were many others. They had galleries dedicated to those personalities and there was close to no activity other than anons just sending different pics of them. It also had a pretty eerie vibe to it, the main page was a pic of a girls nosebleed with clickable buttons going from A to Z, some of them leading you to galleries, few of them leading you to a single image that's taking up the whole screen, and the rest leading you to boards.

~Young adepts most likely. Initial level of initiation, psychoactive substances for consciousness illumination, feeling of uniqueness and initiation into secret knowledge. Common things in the Brotherhood of the Wheel, Masonic lodges, special services. This is called - to step onto the Bridge of Twins [Golden, Lion Gate]. As a rule, no really important information, only the oscillation of the mind, locked in a new cage of fictions. Reading 2~3 worthwhile books on Alchemy will give you all the necessary Knowledge. And if your consciousness is not cluttered and there is intuition - then inside yourself you will find more information than all the Masons and special services know together.

Back in 2015 I browsed 8chan's suicide board, where suicidal anons would post about it and encourage each other. I also got a link to the movie Suicide Club, which was pretty good. All in all not a terrible time for me, but I wonder what became of those anons who posted there. Hopefully, they're doing alright, in this life or the next. >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_Club_(film)

>>83986 mootxi.co because it bans phone users

>>86214 >>86219 it's a clickhole. superbad, to a lesser extent the subgenius website, and any of those "universe people" websites are like this

>>84000 nothing of value was lost, what are you complaining? were you about to post semi-nude photos of 17 years olds?

>>84141 Yeah I started reading Ziz’s writing and found them pretty relatable. Funny I actually had the one about aliveness on my to do list tonight.

>>84141 Ziz's followers didn't kill people simply over AI stuff, she was being groomed into MIRI before she realized some were pedos and thats when she became more of an advocate for death.

probably how 99chan literally doesn't exist anymore. The site domain is like a business now, and nobody talks about it. I am new to this image board thing so maybe it was just moved or everyone just doesn't care but I find it kind of weird.

>>89095 that's really too bad. I somehow found about 99chan before I even heard of 4chan and I stuck around for years. saved a bunch of stuff https://apathy.tv/w/qVcvcQQ6Gkfkqznm4yr4xJ

>>89095 a lot of them shut down after a while, or after a minute.

>>88613 >being groomed if thats what you call running less wrong meetups at your university, sure.

>>89145 public information is that she was actually connected to members of MIRI, and organizationally involved with the "rationalist fleet" project in 2016 when she first moved to move to the bay area. her website, sinceriously.fyi, had a post documenting her breaking point. hysteria about her evolved since, but she was certainly not unknown in their community. im also aware that theres even more being said about MIRI by those with a closer connection.

>>87071 My friend wanted to join a suicide forum but he couldn't get past the interview (the forum had an interview process where you have to write an essay about why you want to join before you can be approved to view the posts). So I ended up joining for him and giving him my account.

>>89198 yes public info also says he was running lesswrong meetups at his uni (UIUC iirc) before moving to the bay area so its no surprise that he was connected to miri types because thats kinda what lesswrong is full of. he wasnt just connected to miri types he is and was a miri type

>>83986 the dude who stole a skull from a catacombs, and fuarrrked it. dude has a haunted dick now for sure

>>83986 One time back on 4/v/, I was lurking in a thread, can't remember what it was about, but I think it was another thinly disguised off-topic thread, something about strange women IRL. It didn't get weird until one anon started posting some odd Wojak images. The best way I can describe them is like the old ones about NEETs and their parents, but instead of a guy and his mom, it was a girl (or princess, as the images kept referring to her) and her concerned-looking dad. Nothing graphic or out of place was happening in the pictures; always, some combination of the femjak smiling at the viewer from her room while her father stared on from an open doorway, uncomfortably, while some poster nearby counted "princess points." What made these really strange was the other text inside the images; they all contained some esoteric messages. They were all oddly worded, and the message changed in each pic. I can't remember the specifics, but they ranged from things that sounded like they were about personal happiness to others that sounded like they were about taking advantage of people. These quickly derailed the thread, and the anon who posted them didn't respond to any posts asking about the images or where he got them until the thread was deleted by a janitor. I can remember one of the last posts before the thread 404'd, by this one anon warning everyone to leave the thread >There is a demonic presence in this thread, and I encourage all anons to leave quickly. Demons are real and creatures of emotion, not form. Might have been worded differently, but it was among those lines. I've never seen those images again or a thread like that one. I've tried to find it in the archives more than once, but never had success. Maybe that's for the best.

>>84015 There was an old chan with a /r/ board for raids. I forgot the name. Old /b/ had its lot of psycho, like the guy who told us where he burried a body. The info was given to the local cops and the newspaper reported it was real.

>>83986 Discussing with an Australian psychopath on 4/adv/ who basically wanted to pass as a normal person Got me thinkin' as I was a teenager at the time

>>89600 Take your pick of the psycho. I prefer schizo to psycho, but truly the most depraved of individuals hung out on the r9k board.

>>83986 Not all that crazy, but in a thread for the body horror manga Franken Fran on /a/ I found someone a femanon talking about how they believe the manga is responsible for their plastic surgery addiction. >I like waking up to something new and having a dramatic before and after. I was always weirdly drawn to body horror stuff... I don't really have an end goal, it's the experience for me and dealing with a permenant change. Not all that crazy in hindsight but it stood out due to being on /a/.

>>84782 holy fuarrrk I remember Yonkers from /bant/, that’s crazy they’re still harassing him, honestly glad to see it. Whenever I see one of these annoying avatar posting image board users I have to imagine theres some amount of masochism inherent to it. It’s certainly some form of victim blaming but I can’t help but wonder why someone wouldn’t simply kill their online persona and start posting under a different identity. Even if someone has been doxxed a separate online identity could easily be created and separated from your meatspace identity. I suppose trying to peer into the mind of Yonkers is like trying to figure out why a pond has life in it, it simply is.

>>83986 it may seem mundane compared to some of the other things in this thread, but that one anon who lusted after floor tile patterns stuck with me for some reason it was like the perfect expression of the human condition, an exquisite blend of rational and irrational the unwillingly programmed monkey overlaid by the intelligent human who understands just how fuarrrked up he is underneath it all more eye-opening than anything I've read since it was fuarrrking hilarious too, but that's beside the point

>>89649 Tiles was a memorable one I'll give you that.

The kpop posters on /mu/ always freaked me the fuarrrk out. I always thought they were bots cus seriously, who spends ALL their waking hours posting kpop celebrities? I'd test their botness by explaining my amazement, and ask them to reply to me with angry kpop women, and they would. I would get 5-6 replies, mostly just images of angry women, no words. Dr. Eli Selig's fascination with maids counting to big numbers was quite amusing. Like, there were always a parts of you that were simultaneously convinced and unconvinced he was roleplaying his persona. Terry A. Davis' story was fascinating. 'Down the rabbit hole' was my intro to him. Pamperchu is probably the weirdest and grossest. I don't feel like typing out his habits... his YouTube account might still be up. Hosting websites and servers and watching all the ssh authentication attempts with usernames "Zhang" "youxiang" "Xiao" etc around all ports ending with 22. That and all the bots going to /wp-admin /fast-cgi etc when I don't host wp or PHP tech

>>83986 I'm a huge sucker for weird/outsider writing. Pic related is a great example. It's so bizarre that it almost seems real. As far as finished/polished internet content goes, the whole Systemspace internet suicide cult slash nu-Gnostic belief system was probably the weirdest thing I personally encountered as it was happening. I still have my sketch and submission ID from back then but I kinda fell out of the loop after the site went down.

>>84969 That user was called Smiley, I believe he was on 8chan's /fringe/ board but also had his own chan, I think it was called fringechan or something. Smiley was a follower of a goddess named Eris. Eris being the greek goddess of chaos. I believe loosh is a new age term, although the basic concept exists across multiple belief systems. Loosh is magical fuel, kinda like mana is in video games. Smiley and some other anons (many of them chaotes) claimed that loosh could be harvested from other people's emotional energy and that trolling was an effective method of loosh farming. nonfat-soykaf drinkers would often reply with "thanks for the loosh mundane" after winding people up. I remember seeing pics of who people claimed to be Smiley, a curly haired twink holding a sword in his comfy looking neet bedroom. Not sure what happened to Smiley, I hope he's doing well.

>>93002 I actually contributed to this. Some people do have strange abilities that anybody else on Earth would call supernatural, easily.

horselaugh.com If you go the internet archive you can find videos a young girl sleeping

>>93012 can you give an example?

the thing that disturbed me the most are dark soykaf like 3 letter agency programs, the finders etc when it comes to an anon weirding me out i once joined a tox room and this guy started laying out how he analyzed my speech and choice of words etc and started building on reasonable conclusions further and further until be was basically semi-doxing me, just based off of reasonable and smart thinking. it's that or the guy who posted on his profile that he likes the taste of grilled babies, but that was probably a poser, right? >>87060 >looks like lilith layin on azazel >results as observed ok >>88576 she was 17 years 364 days 23 hours and 59 seconds old GUYS!!!

There was a poster on the old cyberpunkreview forums who i think may have had schizophrenia and would post about him and his family trying to survive. I'm not sure what ended up happening to him. There was another one i've mostly forgotten but it was an anon posting hacked webcam feeds pre-2010. Other oddball ones were the IMDB forums for figures that weren't normal celebrities. The ones for mass shooters, serial killers, etc had people who'd known them in real life, psycho fans and such.

>>83986 Laser lainon was kinda weird

>>93310 Give us more info! What did they do with lasers?

>>88576 > were you about to post semi-nude photos of 17 years olds? As if you would even know someones age by appearance. This has been debunked by doctors and lawyers alike. >>95846 Laser lainon who also posted on other imageboards was obsessed with blinding people including completely innocent ones with high powered lasers and constantly talked about it in every thread they appeared in. Might be in prison by now if serious.

>>89914 >The kpop posters on /mu/ always freaked me the fuarrrk out. I always thought they were bots cus seriously, who spends ALL their waking hours posting kpop celebrities? Lmao, same. You have to be literally clinically insane to spend the WHOLE fuarrrkING DAY posting kpop trash nonstop. They slide all other organic threads too. fuarrrking kshitters should get their own board or be outright derezzed.

>>95846 He would post youtube videos of him burning and blinding animals with lasers, then ramped up to posting videos of him beaming high powered lasers into cars in an attempt to blind drivers. The last thing I remember him posting here about was how he allegedly partially blinded some guy while doing this and he said if the guy tries to press charges he'd kill him. He also sometimes claimed to have bombs made and that he planned on rigging his house with them and lasers. he'd joke that he had memetic armor that shielded him from the police and any real consequence. he also claimed to do some more antisocial soykaf but I don't remember details. I think he mostly showed up here when he got derezzed from 4chan. Most posters here did not seem to like him and I remember a couple of his threads getting deleted, so I think mods may have derezzed him from here a few times too. Some lains archived some of his lainchan threads so maybe someone will post them here. In his indictment there are also some quotes of his 4chan posts and you can search 4chan's 3rd party archives to find the threads they're from. >>95847 >>95846 >>93310 He is indeed in prison, but not for the laser stuff. He (allegedly) shot and killed two people and left the gun at the scene. It was the same gun he showed off in some youtube videos and it had "absolution" carved into it, and that's how they connected it to him. He also got some hate crime charge for threats he made to a sherrif. that was all in 2023 I think, but I don't know if he's been convicted of anything yet. Alaska courts move slow, I guess. His name was Joshua Wahl and if you search "Joshua Wahl Laseranon" you'll get results about all of it.

>>83986 wizardchan's /dep/ is rather scary. >>89914 didn't know they refer to living people with real interests as "bots" to this day. >>88576 Imagine SHODAN telling this very line - with her voice - the The Hacker

>>89914 >You have to be literally clinically insane to spend the WHOLE fuarrrkING DAY posting kpop trash nonstop >I always thought they were bots cus seriously, who spends ALL their waking hours posting kpop celebrities? I'd test their botness by explaining my amazement Korean culture is plastic and bug-like so it's only natural that people who spend a lot of time posting about it are plastic and bug-like too.

>>95905 >>95905 That explains why Korean pre-e-e-e-emium phones are trash once you try to do some actual work with those phones' cameras. The fabled cameras of Galaxy series actually suxxx once you try to photo some text with it (because, welp, AI "correction")

not a chan thread, but sort of chan-adjacent, one time i was lurking in an irc channel frequented by various prominent internet trolls and someone shared a link to a stickam stream where one of the regulars in the channel was on webcam grinding up methadone tablets and shooting them up one after another while the other regulars watched. as he kept shooting more and more pills it got more tense in the chat, some of the users started begging him to stop but others just kept egging him on and telling him to shoot another pill. eventually he passed out on his bed with the cam on and then his stream hit the 2 hour limit and automatically shut off. he was never seen or heard from again.

I once got into a very long argument about Nietzsche or something in a piss fetish thread in /lgbt/

>>97955 reminds me of this one time someone posted a thread with a link to a livestream called "coke n benzos" and this dude was railing coke and munching like dozens and dozens of xanax- well eventually he passed out and someone managed to swat him (or call an ambulance for a welfare check more like) and they broke down his door but it turned out he was dead and we had been livestream watching his corpse for hours before someone found him- the stream was turned off by his roommate later the next day wish I could find it, I think someone posted it to reddit way back

>>97957 i told u i was hardcore

The thread wasn't that weird otherwise, but this response alone made it a masterpiece.

>>84969 >Sipulikanava & Torilauta omg i remember some kid did some chinese RC chemicals killed his friend and dropped down a couple floors trying to climb down from the window, he got out of the hospital and tried to buy drugs there but his brain was so fried he was having trouble lmao

They don't exist anymore but there was a group that, from around 2009 to 2011, would randomly send links under certain videos or posts on sites. It was "propaganda" material which further investigating led me to the group's main site and a hidden forum where they posted about how to get children to join their alien nazi magic cult and how to spam sites and avoid bans. Tons of guides on things for it. It was called YJOS

>>98149 https://www.kaleva.fi/tuiran-puukottaja-luuli-itseaan-hamahakkimieheksi/1889846 bretty funni

the ganymede poster and within the next week a signal happened but then nothing happened after that. Sure was weird. Or mjkiller end of the world thread

>>89600 >Old /b/ had its lot of psycho, like the guy who told us where he burried a body. My favourite /b/tard is the one who went and beat his father(?) to death with a fire extinguisher. Second favourite is the guy who got fuarrrking murdered by his boss and gave the play-by-play. 4/b/ used to be cool, too bad it's just a bot porn dump board now.

>>83986 For me, it has to be that one 4/diy/ thread where the guy was asking for a bunch of imitation crab meat for a project he wouldn't explain. There was also another weird ass thread on /b/ in 2012, where a guy had this moldy ass food that had been sitting there forever, and he started adding random objects to it, and anons kept telling him things to add to it. Then, eventually he stuck his dick in it. Does anyone remember that? >>95880 What makes wizchan's /dep/ board scary?

>>98329 You also reminded me of the /diy/ guy who pulled his own tooth. Gotta admit, that's more balls than I think I could muster if I were in that situation.

There's a story on this board somewhere. Most disgusting rancid thing, but the writer swore up and down it was real. A few months later, something errily similar happened, was all over the news.

>>98347 I think I know what you're talking about. It was that murder post? That lainanon that decides hang out with his weird co-worker who is a sociopath and wants to kill people and do other weird stuff with their bodies. Later the lainanon finds out his co-worker killed his wife? I can't remember the thread exactly. Or maybe it's something else?

>>89599 Like this? Here's all the ones I have saved. Let me know if you remember more context or what the thread was about.

>>98824 I guess it didn't attach

>>98825 i NEED the waifu pillow.

>>98825 1/2 more princess points

>>98835 2/2 more princess points posts

>>98836 these are deeply unsettling. what is even going on?

>>98838 the better question is, what even is the point or message behind all of this?

>>98842 >>>sec/27997 The retarded generation with one parent missing, the other indulging adults who refuse to grow the fuarrrk up. Also look closely... (((they're))) in every picture.

>>98838 it's not even remotely unsettling >>98842 daddy issues mixed with common leftist delusions >>98844 agreed, refusing to grow up but not just as a theme, also as a reflection of the author (refusing to grow up)

>>98847 >it's not even remotely unsettling No it is definitely creepy. >leftist delusions What? Where? >but not just as a theme, also as a reflection of the author Who now? Who is the author? How is it a reflection?

>>83986 In the board /hisparefugio/ of the 8chan, was a edgy ONA guy, that from time to time, made threads about esoteric nazi No live matter soykaf. In one thread he praised to Peter skully and post a random link with the video of Daisy destruction. The worst of all is that thread during almost 1 fuarrrkING DAY

>>98856 why are so many neo nazis pedos?

>>98860 it's easier to find nazis without catching hands than pedos. perfect cover.

>>98860 it's weird because real nazis hate pedophiles

Two of the edgiest possible interests to express? Obviously they go together because everyone who wants to be super edgy picks one or the other or both. Find something else to stigmatize even harder and many of these people will flock thither instead

>>98869 weird, why are so many nazis also pedophiles?

>>98874 They're controlled opposition they have always worked for the same epstein type bosses even from their inception. The controllers play both sides, that's why all the nazis freely went into the us govt via operation paperclip afterwards.

>>98874 Why are so many Jews also pedophiles?

>>98900 We call that a "whataboutism". Own your flaws retard.

>>98900 Revelation 2:9 “I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.” Revelation 3:9 “Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.”