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Marly Krushkhova · 2024-02-29 23:05
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Chan Siu Ming · 2024-02-29 23:47
Would you say your speech has been CLAMPED by Lainchan???
Incognito · 2024-03-01 00:23
OP, you need to get mental help.
Liet Kynes · 2024-03-01 00:43
>>78206
Anus lover is here, again.
Random · 2024-03-01 02:13
Why don't you post your anus obsession quest in the homosexuality thread or on 8chan or something
Jane Doe · 2024-03-01 05:24
I LOVE YOU ANUS-SAN!
I LOVE YOU ANUS-SAN!
I LOVE YOU ANUS-SAN!
I LOVE YOU ANUS-SAN!
I LOVE YOU ANUS-SAN!
MODS R CLAMPED
now that that is out of the way
check out this 2019 paper on CLAMPING
is it safe to say that CLAMPING is confirmed to be a bad thing, or is there anyone out there still pushing data to the contrary?
Jim Hilger · 2024-03-01 05:43
>>78214
These are the effects.
Boys have lower fine motor and social scores at 4 years old. Significant reduction in brain myelination.
https://www.jpeds.com/article/S0022-3476(18)31079-5/fulltext
At 4 months:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6259583/
And 12 months:
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32702760/
History of cord management.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3423128/
A review of placental transfusion:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5290307/
Role of ferritin (iron stores) in free radical defense and early neurodevelopment
https://chem.libretexts.org/Courses/Saint_Marys_College_Notre_Dame_IN/CHEM_342%3A_Bio-inorganic_Chemistry/Readings/Metals_in_Biological_Systems_(Saint_Mary's_College)/Iron_Storage%3A_Ferritin
https://www.who.int/elena/titles/cord_clamping/en/
https://www.cochranelibrary.com/cdsr/doi/10.1002/14651858.CD004074.pub3/full?highlightAbstract=umbil%7Cumbilical
https://www.cochranelibrary.com/cdsr/doi/10.1002/14651858.CD003248.pub4/full?highlightAbstract=umbil%7Cumbilical
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Also, no. You're dealing with an apparatus architected for narcissists by psychopaths. They never admit fault. The schemes they can no longer keep under wraps are quietly swept under the rug.
Ein · 2024-03-01 05:53
>>78215
>Also, no. You're dealing with an apparatus architected for narcissists by psychopaths. They never admit fault. The schemes they can no longer keep under wraps are quietly swept under the rug.
On the one hand, I get it, but on the hand, I've seen a decent number of studies all agreeing that DCC seems strictly beneficial.
Only negatives I've seen are:
1) Increased rate of jaundice requiring phototherapy- the studies are contradictory and the effect seems largest in preterms. also treatment is so simple that this seems like a non-issue
2) Umbilical cord milking (NOT DCC) may be associated with increased risk of intraventricular hemorrhage in pre-term babies, but the only study I saw was small-scale and killed prematurely [[1]]
Whether or not doctors actually IMPLEMENT any of the recommendations for DCC is another story I suppose.
Since I agree the data on CLAMPED seems solid, care to share some of the data on anal violence?
As a peace offering, take this fun paper on semen-in-ass-aids-syndrome or SIAAS [[2]].
[[1]] https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31742630/
[[2]]
Elliot Alderson · 2024-03-01 06:01
>>78217
[[2]] https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC323363/
Mentat · 2024-03-01 06:03
>>78217
>1) Increased rate of jaundice requiring phototherapy
Lie. Ad hoc retroactive fabrication. Due to induction and the type of vitamin k they used to use.
>Since I agree the data on CLAMPED seems solid, care to share some of the data on anal violence?
I'm not anorectal violence anon.
H.R. Giger · 2024-03-01 06:19
>>78219
>I'm not anorectal violence anon.
wait CLAMPED-sama and anorectal-san are different?
my world has been shaken.
>Lie. Ad hoc retroactive fabrication. Due to induction and the type of vitamin k they used to use.
Can you spoonfeed me?
A quick search gave a bit of stuff on vitamin k deficiency being linked to jaundice in infants, so I'm guessing they used to use a non-bioavailable vitamin or something, but some spoonfeeding would help.
I didn't know what you meant by induction so I couldn't search anything there, although I'm now realizing you probably meant the drugs they used to induce labor?
Spike Spiegel · 2024-03-01 06:34
>>78220
https://med.stanford.edu/newborns/clinical-guidelines/vitamink.html
What a coincidence, that was right around the time Apgar and others were pushing early cord clamping, and they justified it by saying that modern diets are so super saturated with nutrition that all that blood going into the newborn is giving them jaundice.
Induction refers to use of eg pitocin to "induce" labor, meaning synthetic oxytocin. This causes intense repeated contractions that essentially slam the infant's head against a cervix/birth canal that isn't dilating. The contractions of course recruit muscles, which consumes oxygen. This causes altered hemodynamics and repeated blood pressure spikes that probably cause the infant's circulatory system to vice down.
Lastly less stem cells and blood entering the infant = less ability to repair vascular microhemmorhages and tissue damage. The vitamin K goes in and clots it. Retarded on top of retarded.
Demeere · 2024-03-01 06:34
Now if only laser anon showed up and started going on about shooting people's anuses with lasers.
Ivan Horvat · 2024-03-01 06:42
>>78215
also your WHO link is dead
the current one seems to be:
https://www.who.int/tools/elena/interventions/cord-clamping
which recommends DCC