I want to cancel my suscription as painless as possible

Just that, i remember there was some kind o manual out there but couldn't find it, so pls give me some advice. I already tried to buy a gun, but its impossible in my contry at least legally, tomorrow im gonna check if i can get an illegal one. Was thinking about a shotgun 12, but i already have some 9mm bullets, i prefer the idea of the shotgun since seems like i wont even have time to process what happened being that my head will be completely blown off, the problem is money tou. i wanna do this fast and i can between this week or so, and can only get some $500 bucks max. Also: I already took my decision, so i appreciate if some body wants to change mi mind, but pls respect my freedom to choose over my life.

I want to cancel my subscription to your attention spam. Go do a flip, nigger

>>77784 Hah, this man wrote spam instead of span. He made a spelling mistake, therefore he has a low IQ.

>>77785 no, spam is correct since this emo twat made multiple threads about them failing to deal with a setback

Is there a train near where you live? Certainly there is.

>>77788 great idea, einstein! make everyone else late by having railway staff having to scrape your dumb ass off the tracks. I guess if you hate living in society and everyone else that'd be absolutely your thing. but if you don't want to inconvenience the average joe but leave with an impact, at least take one of those psychopaths ruling us with you. do some sky king or killdozer soykaf and your name will be celebrated instead of being another reason why people will want to advocate for the state being able to kill you without due process under the guise of "assisted suicide", idiots

>>77790 cmon, if you do it at night, in an unlit area, wear dark clothes maybe paint your face, there's probably a good chance no one even noticed more than a weird bump. Do they stop the train every time they hit a deer ? Maybe once in a while, but most of the cases I find look like dinky little passenger trains. Get a real train and I doubt it will be bothered by OP and his scrawny ass.

>>77791 the train conductor will see you in the head lights and will invoke the dumbass removal protocol. please be more considerate when removing yourself from the gene pool if you still wish to go through with that plan and inconvenience others then please don't do it at a train station. your idiot body parts will turn into projectiles. 10 to 100 pounds meat bags going 50 mph, faster if the train isn't stopping there, in a place designated for people to stand and no room to dodge. It's an exceptionally ridiculous death that will take innocent people and randos on 4chan will laugh at the CCTV footage

>>77793 Visibility out of those engines isn't terrible but its not great either, and I'm sure slipping under the wheels once engine is past will kill you good and hard too. Conductor doesn't need to do nor see a thing. >dont do at train station yes obviously thats when the train will be going slowest. Go to an open area of track. >turn you into projectiles and take innocent people with you I dont believe you find me a case of a true bystander getting badly wounded / killed by launched human remains in a situation like this.

>>77797 >you find me a case of a true bystander getting badly wounded / killed by launched human remains in a situation like this dude I've got a webm I don't think I can post here without it getting insta rezzed due to gore but basically there's a passing through train going through a station. the suicidal idiot jumps in front of it but due to it being an unstoppable object going high speed the body is ripped into limbs and torso that are sliding along the platform's floor tiles at high velocity, kicking over a bunch of people like bowling pins. soykaf's wild anyway, leave those trains alone god jammit! go climb into the turbine of a private jet engine instead!

>>77798 neat ok i take your word for it

Anyone else finding it suspicious that solely this thread is so concentrated with absolutely awful and edgy posters?

>>77803 Maybe it is an experiment by OP seeing how users on different boards respond. Same thread was on /drg/ but seems to have vanished and most people were trying to solve OPs problems by time i saw it. Not sure where it went after. OP mainly just needs a better socioeconomic status is what OP as motivator.

>>77803 >solely this thread is so concentrated with absolutely awful and edgy posters Are you sure? Isn't the entire chan about being edgy haxx0rs and people who see through the matrix and so on? >>77805 Yeah, there was another one but iirc it was just people giving loads of terrible suggestions like in this one but more.

>>77813 he just wants to paint /druggies/ as cool and /humans/ as lame. Really everyone just browses mega and the crowds are literally the same between boards, but now that that thread was derezzed he can indulge his drug induced fantasies.

>>77813 Maybe there was a third duplicate. I wonder.

>>77815 Fake news! On slow days I also check /random/

Hi! In my opinion, partial hanging is the best. You can do it even at your room's door. Have you read the suicide wiki? Or lurked Sanctioned Suicide a bit? I would recommend reading about different methods before doing some stupid soykaf. Also, don't be an asshole. Don't kill yourself by stepping in front of a train or in front of a truck. Just- don't. Don't make other's day miserable because of you. And again, about the question, the best methods out there right now besides the headshot are partial hanging, SN (toxic powder, it kills you peacefully) and jumping. Don't even think about cutting wrists or taking pills, either. Good luck my man. Love u.

>>77831 >Don't make other's day miserable because of you. short of disappearing unnoticed into the wilderness and never being seen again you're going to cause someone else some work, potentially a lot of it, and its likely going to make someone's day a bit unpleasant if you have any family or friends. Not all train drivers are wimpy glitterboys, many of them have done this whole thing before. The train line knows how to deal with it, its not a big deal. With a truck you could hurt the driver or cause some accident if he tries to swerve. But trains are solid and can handle this

Don't ask here, ask on sanctioned suicide. But don't do it, it will hurt. A lot.

>>77835 >will hurt. A lot t. several time suicide champion. I am so dead

>>77836 Not that Lain but I knew a guy who shot himself in the head on two occasions and survived both times. Of course not without being left maimed.

It seems somehow significant to me that, of the Golden Gate Bridge jumpers who lived long enough to say anything about it, the vast majority of them regretted their choice as soon as they jumped, having suddenly realized they had not been altogether as overwhelmed or trapped by their problems as they may have felt shortly before. i'm not telling you what to do, i'm just saying :)

>>77887 fascinating. Can you give a little more detail ? What did he do wrong ? Was it a really low calibre or was the aim bad or what?

>>77891 I didn't really ask since I was trying to jokingly cheer him up how some girls are into eyepatches. He had lost an eye. So I assume it was where he pointed didn't hit a vital part of the brain needed to survive.

OP, no one who has any good information is going to post it because they don't want to be held responsible if you hop in the Gensokyo portal. That being said, from an academic and research standpoint, 8chan's /suicide/ board had some quite high quality information. Again, this is sheerly for academic purposes, and if you are feeling suicidal, you should seek immediate medical attention Present Day, Present Time! AHAHAHAHAHA!

>>77815 False, I only browse /zzz/ and /lain/ >>77914 Also false, the statistics are easy to find, but instructions are a trivial matter to look for. I would never encourage someone to find a permanent solution to a temporary problem, but as Albert Camus says, this is the only serious philosophical problem, and therefore I am by no means obligated to tell someone how to think or feel and respect their right of self determination. That being said, I would be interested in OP explaining why he has determined this is the optimal outcome, and thereby what factors influenced this decision. Since op is probably just a chat bot or copypasta anyway, this whole thread does not even matter.

>>77957 Didn't say it was difficult to find it, I said that others who knew stuff about it wouldn't share it. Here's a neat article about jumping suicides. https://www.science20.com/alpha_meme/suicide_life_ends_six_meters_above_ground-78133 I have read that other countries that do assisted suicide use Nembutal.

>>77791 > Do they stop the train every time they hit a deer ? Yes, on my last train trip, exactly that happened. The train came to a full stop and the driver had to get out and check wheter the train was damaged. On the way back, some idiot put a stone on the tracks. Same story, train made an emerg ency stop and the driver checked the train for damages. Luckily we could continue in both cases. >>77783 Get a coal-fired barbecue, write "Caution! Carbon Monoxide!" on the door of the bathroom, get inside and light the barbie. A policeman once told me that this is his preferred kind of suicide to register. Just make sure that your neighbours call the police to check before they notice the smell in the stairwell. This is a pretty permanent solution to a fixable problem, though.

>>77962 what country is this ? also I would imagine a freight train would be prefferable, I assume this is not what your last trip was conducted on but perhaps you are a professional trainer

>>77963 Germany. The train was going nearly 200 km/h for the stone and probably not much slower for the deer. It shouldn't matter too much which kind of train hits you, they all take at least hundreds of meters to brake.

I'm too scared of hell to do it. It's not fair at all. Not to me and not to the people around me

barbiturates may work for you

in order of preference fentanyl or heroin (can inhale them) nembutal (sometimes available from mexico via links from painless pill handbook and sanctioned suicide) gun in mouth aimed at brainstem hanging

>>78350 i would put 'jumping off tall building' before gun in mouth and hanging

>>78350 Why not sodium nitrite? I have some on hand in case I ever want to go. It's supposed to be relatively painless, the biggest issue is that you have to wait a few minutes and may experience increased heart rate

>>78373 if you do, investigate the height problem first. High reliability only comes from fairly serious heights, so make sure your building qualifies, or consider a trip to i.e. a national park.

>>77783 I don't know what your situation is or what your past was like, so I won't pretend to understand your reasons for what you are talking about. But I will ask you this: Do you think there is any possible way that things could change so that you could enjoy life enough to make it worth living?

Just jump in front of a train somewhere in a hidden spot, where the railroad track is not easily visible. Check websites for your local train routes, check google maps too to ensure the train is a high-speed train. This is what Im settled with and maybe you should too if you want to die. I dont have access to high buildings, if you have though, this would be by a long run more preferable. >>77784 Lainchan used to be more sway back then ngl