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I accidentally summoned a hot woman
Bob Arctor · 2024-01-21 13:58
>NOTE: I fully understand most of you won't believe me. But this really happened. I am looking for real explanations that might help to explain this. I am also aware it could be a 1 in a million coincidence.
I decided to try out the law of attraction one day.
I went on a walk and kept saying in my mind "hot women are being drawn to me" and picturing it very clearly in my head. And trying to feel the force of the energy pulling them towards me all around.
(I felt stupid doing this but I really wanted to test the LOA out just for fun).
Well, I sat down for 2 minutes by a tree to rest, and within minutes, MY IDEA of a smoking hot babe comes outside her house (which was not right next to the tree, just 20-30 feet behind it) to ask me if I want to come inside and hang out. I was sitting there for less than 5 minutes and she was behind a fence so it's not like she could even fully see me before the approached me.
Not kidding.
It scared me so much I never fck with the LOA again because it's real
Chani · 2024-01-21 19:09
>>77119
I believe you. You're basically been worshipping a devil that created illusions like this.
Yeah LOA looks like a way to being optimistic but it's literally worship of the "Universe" as the thing that gives you whatever you want instead of God.
You can't actually make a single dime with LOA without working hard.
Even "positive and negative energies" are meaningless in this LOA. These terms are literally used arbitrarily by physicists to describe polar changes. It has nothing to do with feelings or good and bad.
Fuarrrk this man this is literally Satanism packaged in a deceptive way.
"For God knows that in the day you eat it, your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil." Genesis 3:5
Judge Fang · 2024-01-21 20:28
>>77128
Nah I don't believe in that stuff.
Junichi Fujiwara · 2024-01-21 22:19
>>77128
>but it's literally worship of the "Universe" as the thing that gives you whatever you want instead of God.
The "Universe" *is* God. Read Spinoza you spineless worm.
Meow · 2024-01-22 02:00
>>77119
Ok. Crash course on the basis of mysticism based on my perspective.
Firstly let's start by deconstructing the (probably) Christian dude above. Just like a lot of Christians he has a weird understanding of religious history. He is unware that the most popular religion of the world even its rituals are based on copying a lot of stuff from the pagan Greek cults. Jesus being a very similar figure to Pythagoras (if he existed at all in ancient Greece) did things already done and not novel. The idea of living your life in a "proper" way for a reward in the afterlife was a far more ancient idea than Jesus or christianity. Even the whole concept of a christian mystery-type-ritual (at least in the Orthodox wing that i am more accustomed to) is heavily rooted on practices such as the Eleusian Mysteries, Orphic Cults (if they existed as a unit that is) and the central enlightment figure of healing is also very Pythagorean in nature, such figures arose all over the place in the roman empire and a good example is Mythras as well. ofc the Practice in itself may differ even between the cults but the metaphysical foundation is shared. It makes sense afterall for your newly found religion to be tied to perceived spiritual undestanding of the religious authorities of that time in order to get any credibility. This has changed a lot during the millenia ofc but you can still see these pagan fragments shine through. This is not to condemn christianity, i have nothing against it and i think there is a treasure trove of knowledge to be gained there. Nevertheless the anti-pagan shout "demon" at everything... that is not Christianity in itself but is clearly and always has been political in nature. Nothing to do with God. Not only that but demons where utilized by divine authority and holy men a number of times.
So dismissing the unfounded "demonic" allegation above , we proceed in actually exploring the problem of LOA. When you write a programme you use a certain type of (made up actually) lexical rules and abstract understanding of how they interact with each other to produce desired, hyper-specific results. But you do symbolically need to interact and understand with said rules to dynamically control them. Said understanding and gnosis was gained by initiation to that framework of perception and understanding and it was a central part of almost all if not all religious and mystical practices. The actual practice of measuring the stars, meditating on symbols with specific contextual meaning and how this meaning is shifted , ecstasy inducing rituals, singing hymns and other behaviors were not only replicated but standardized when people tried to tap in to the universal connection of everything , see through of the endless paths branching out (in a paradoxically very deterministic sense side by side) and not only producing the desired result but knowing what result should they strife for.
LOA has none of that. The problem is not that it is "made-up" since the practices above where made up as well , but the problem is that there is no sophistication or interface to work with to actually see and control what you're messing with. Can chatGPT write code? sure, can it work ? occasionally yes. Is it actually fruitful for you when you don't know what you do? Surely not.
Acid Burn · 2024-01-22 02:46
>>77119
If the "law of attraction" were real I'd be surrounded by a harem by now so uhhhh no.
Nameless · 2024-01-22 03:45
>>77119
even if it happened, she wasn't Anne Hathaway hot.
Agent Jones · 2024-01-22 03:59
I have never deliberately tried it, but i saw it in action many times.
Really weird almos astronomically impossible events happen in the sangest of conditions.
But almost always the mindset and attitude are strangely in alignment when stuff happens.
Its a very tricky thing to control, i dont even know how to use it or what for.
Most of the time i keep an open mind and just see what happens.
Mitnick · 2024-01-22 05:16
Weirdest thing that happened to me once is a neighbor i never talked to for years asked me a question about a obscure topic i just learned the night before. And of course you try to find a rationale for it and i asked why he got the idea to ask but he couldnt say why he asked me either.
Jean Dupont · 2024-01-22 08:26
>>77134
Except just wanting something alone doesn't do it. You have to forcefully think about and picture the actual means by which that thing can be delivered to you.
Jean Dupont · 2024-01-22 08:32
>>77135
>FOLLOWUP
No she was hotter. It was some hot 20 something girl with big tits and long brown hair.
I also once summoned a very, very specific brand and type of TV to appear and it fuarrrking did. I know how to do this it's just that the power is too much. I don't fuarrrk with it anymore.
I don't believe you can just literally wish wealth into existence because that's an abstract thing. You need to wish something with an actual way of arriving to you: that way you effect the particles and reality near you.
Yuki Nagato · 2024-01-22 08:40
>>77133
Well did you read the post? OP somehow summoned the girl using a specific method
>"I went on a walk and kept saying in my mind "hot women are being drawn to me" and picturing it very clearly in my head. And trying to feel the force of the energy pulling them towards me all around."
that sounds like a summoning or divination ritual not just the Law of So-Called Attraction to me. Maybe he mastered it and has the "gift?"
Hitomi · 2024-01-22 08:49
>>77134
There is a difference between summoning a brief breeze and summoning a mountain. You cannot make the Universe bend to your "will", but you can have a conversation. The assumption that you can get something without any kind of real effort is wrong, not LOA. I don't understand the idea nor the discipline, but there must be some truth to it. Also whatever the truth is, OP may just be mentally ill.
Bobby Newmark · 2024-01-22 10:14
>>77119
No, I believe you. That's how it works. Ergo Proxy is pretty much an abstract allegory of my life. I look like Vincent Law, amnesia etc, so if I was playing that role and really hyperfixated then there had to be a Re-L. Sure enough, woman with that sort of build (so she looks tall but actually isn't, hard to describe), long black hair, pale skin, blue eyes, celestial nose, appears in my routine and is oddly fixated on me. Mind you I started to avoid her because I just didn't get it and was like what is her problem.
This has happened many times, and in retrospect it may actually be what life itself and reality is. For example the character Quinn in Ergo Proxy matches a redhead woman I... I wish I knew if I met her afterwards, or before. Either way, older, but same temperment, voice, etc. Neon Genesis Evangelion. I was hyperfixated on the number 303 and I associated it with Yui and Asuka. A month or two later one of my mother's friends she'd met recently needed some work done. I talk to her, and when she says her address... "303". It gradually clicks, I start thinking wait a second. Redhaired German, speaks multiple languages, born in December... but no blue eyes, green eyes. Like Yui. And then out of the blue she tells me she used to teach science, I ask her what subjects, she says biology. Yui is of course a biologist. So it just took my associations with 303, and merged them under that address.
This happens all the time, whenever you hyperfixate and hold or otherwise arrange things in your mind in a certain way. There are several models for how and why this works but it's pretty clear that it's the way things are.
Liet Kynes · 2024-01-22 10:31
>>77144
>Also whatever the truth is, OP may just be mentally ill.
OP here. I'm not.
I don't claim to know what happened was caused by magic but it FEELS like it was, because I was concentrating forcefully on something and then it seemed to have happened in an unexpected and very unlikely way.
I am just asking questions, not saying people have to believe me.
Frank Garza · 2024-01-22 10:36
>>77141
ok now i know for certain that you're lying
Ender · 2024-01-22 10:37
>>77150
no you don't, I'm not lying
believe what you want though
Roy Batty · 2024-01-22 10:39
>>77151
People (who may or may not be the same as you) will always try to cast doubt and convince you that you're delusional. Just like dream characters.
Linda Lee · 2024-01-22 10:43
>>77150
>DEEPER EXPLANATION:
MY IDEA of hotter to be clear
Anne Hathaway is somewhat older than me and not my exact idea of hot 20 something babe I want to strip naked.
I sat down for less than 5 minutes to take a breather and she waves at me and gets all friendly, 5 minutes after EXTREME focus on the ''hot women are being drawn to me'' visualisation. I am talking intense visualisation, really really trying to see if the LOA could work.
>>77152
People are right to be skeptical. I wouldn't believe it either. I am a skeptic. I don't believe soykaf for no reason. It just feels like I summoned that woman. I think it could be possible.
John Titor · 2024-01-22 10:46
>>77153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq7xI17FbWM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-CQ_M0sG6I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-qIkJY_5Zw
"People" have nothing to do with anything. It's about you. I say that in a "the world on your shoulders" sense, rather than a narcissistic and parasitic one.
> I think it could be possible.
I've given my feedback above. The rest is up to you.
Chan Siu Ming · 2024-01-22 13:00
>>77153
I love this. This is fuarrrking awesome and one of the coolest stories I've ever read on here.
Frank Garza · 2024-01-22 13:24
What should i read or watch to be able to do the same? I want hot babes too... i don't mind worshipping demons if they give me hot babes to be honest.
Ender · 2024-01-22 13:31
>>77159
OP here.
Who said anything about demons? Why do people project dark evil ideas onto magic? Magic could just be one part of how the world works, without any reference to good or evil, or demons or angels specifically.
I described my method. I vividly pictured ''hot women are being drawn to me'' and imagined the energy and physical feeling of it pulling towards me. I believed it.
Ps- I know that the woman who showed up may have just been random but I think it was the LOA at work.
William Holtzer · 2024-01-22 13:32
Weird borderline-inexplicable coincidences and ESP type things happen to me all the time. At this point I don't even really make note of them, I can't think of an example. I think they probably happen to everyone all the time, you just need a healthy imagination to notice it.
The Goddess will toy with your sanity until you finally discard it. Then she'll toy with your insanity. Learn to laugh with her, that's enlightenment.
Project 2501 · 2024-01-22 13:37
>>77161
OP here again,
Read this one related to a TV set I summoned >>77141
I don't want to make this religious. I don't believe in a goddess or anything specific or any deities. I just believe that pure mental psychological willpower can reshape reality in non-physical ways.
(I'm not saying I could like pop something into existence, it's not that powerful, but it's something)
Nameless · 2024-01-22 13:39
>>77119
There is something so fuarrrked up about her face. Eyes, lips. She denies being ... but I believe she is ...
>>77133
Egyptians had your soul be weighed too. Naughty boys were eaten alive by big croc.
Ironically enough, the post I reply to feels like it's been burped by an AI. One big word salad.
OPanon, have you found anything really useful in it?
>>77137
Cookies and geolocalisation?
You both browsed internet?
Or both of your minds kinda for a moment surfed very closely to each other on the metaphysical plane of consciousness to the point of a connection, some kind of transfer happening.
>>77144
>You cannot make the Universe bend to your "will"
Akshually that's one huge part of the whole point of existence. It's just that 99.9% of people think they desire something and then work physically to get it without realizing how all possible choices at all possible scales that stand between them and their desire are being slightly manipulated by their will.
I have experienced all sorts of varying crazy things, from impossible coincidences to physical phenomena that are simply impossible to explain, say, rationally, or at least with the mundane and rather cold understanding of laws we are taught or that we grow to learn under the influence of scientism and materialism.
>>77153
You didn't summon her as she manifested out of nowhere. Go for the easiest "explanation": you radiated a specific will-based request and for some reason those waves met with the brain of that young hot chick and she possibly was very receptive already and things clicked in. Gods made it.
>>77159
Small hat people will give you big milkers. Are you willing to pay the price?
>>77161
A given mindset, a sense of purpose and a growing inquiry into the bizarre tends to open the floodgates of these synchronicities.
Cat Mother · 2024-01-22 13:41
>>77160
Thanks, i'll try it tomorrow
Hong, Guil Dong · 2024-01-22 13:42
>>77162
>I don't want to make this religious. I don't believe in a goddess or anything specific or any deities
You better start believing in chaos, buddy, you're living in it!
Tyrell Wellick · 2024-01-22 13:43
>>77162
You obviously have a gift, but no one here is going to take it seriously because they're all schizos who will try to make you feel as braindead as they are.
Roy Batty · 2024-01-22 13:49
>>77141
>Instantly got success my first and only time trying this
>Oh wait, actually, I had success in some vague way before as well!
The fact that you keep changing details makes this very suspicious.
Masami Eiri · 2024-01-22 13:49
>>77163
OP here once again,
The picture isn't exactly like what the woman I met looks like. But basically the woman I met was a cute brunette with long hair so it kind of fit.
>>77163
>Akshually that's one huge part of the whole point of existence. It's just that 99.9% of people think they desire something and then work physically to get it without realizing how all possible choices at all possible scales that stand between them and their desire are being slightly manipulated by their will.
I'm a skeptic, I only believe this because of the woman thing in my OP post and this TV thing >>77141 and I still have no fuarrrking clue how these happened.
I admit they could be random but it feels like my visualisation and focus helped cause them to happen, if not fully caused them.
>>77163
>You didn't summon her as she manifested out of nowhere. Go for the easiest "explanation": you radiated a specific will-based request and for some reason those waves met with the brain of that young hot chick and she possibly was very receptive already and things clicked in. Gods made it.
I agree. I actually think she summoned me too. But I added to some kind of spiritual non-material energy that shifted reality to cause it. This was weird.
I have been on tons of walks and never once been approached by a woman on a walk, ever. It's just ... fuarrrking insane.
I also believe I have the power to do this, and that not everyone has the same level of power to do this. I am a very cerebral person so maybe my brain has these abilities in greater quantity.
Junichi Fujiwara · 2024-01-22 13:55
>>77167
LOL I didn't change any details. The TV thing was unintentional LOA and the woman thing was trying the LOA on purpose.
I visualised finding the specific exact type of TV without meaning to literally spawn in, and it happened.
I visualised about women being drawn to me on purpose to spawn them (trying the LOA on purpose)
John Doe · 2024-01-22 15:58
>>77163
>I have experienced all sorts of varying crazy things, from impossible coincidences to physical phenomena that are simply impossible to explain
You say it like it's a big deal. Most of instrospective people tend to admit their lack of understanding sooner or later. It's all about seeking to be genuine. What's even the reach of your "will" relative to your body and your mind? I think it is reasonable to assume that it is unlikely that somewhere sometime "someone" was in full control of "anything".
>Go for the easiest "explanation"
Yeah, if OP is honest, he probably induced himself in a state where he could request his body to produce a reaction akin to pheromones to serve as a request for a someone else. It could be implemented in a variety of way it doesn't matter.
>>77168
>I also believe I have the power to do this, and that not everyone has the same level of power to do this. I am a very cerebral person so maybe my brain has these abilities in greater quantity.
Spouting these thoughs unfiltered is bad taste and the reason why everyone make fun of people interested in these practices. Did you at least hang out with the girl?
Dox · 2024-01-22 16:08
>>77171
he has the gift and I predicted someone like you would emerge to attack him >>77166
BloodCat · 2024-01-22 16:13
>>77171
>Yeah, if OP is honest, he probably induced himself in a state where he could request his body to produce a reaction akin to pheromones to serve as a request for a someone else. It could be implemented in a variety of way it doesn't matter.
OP here
She was too far away to smell me. She was in her yard and saw me on the street by a tree. I don't believe anything but the LOA can explain a random woman who is MY IDEA of a hot woman suddenly engages with me in a friendly way when I am wishing / praying to the universe to make that happen
Basically God or the universe caused it because I am chosen somehow. I have good karma or something. I am still looking for real explanations not dumb replies like "it didn't happen" or "it's a demon bewaaare."
Granted she did see me and liked the look of me and it probably wouldn't have worked if I was short or ugly, but I got her number and we ended up dating. It was some kind of blessing and it got me laid when I was insanely desperate and lonely. God did that for me as a favor I think.
It did happen but it's not something evil or something all good, it just happened.
Linda Lee · 2024-01-22 16:42
>>77171
>Yeah, if OP is honest, he probably induced himself in a state where he could request his body to produce a reaction akin to pheromones to serve as a request for a someone else. It could be implemented in a variety of way it doesn't matter.
This is what I was referring to when I said above:
>There are several models for how and why this works but it's pretty clear that it's the way things are.
In most cases these days the average person will start out anchored in something approximating hard materialism, ie a mechanistic reality of cause and effect based on relatively fixed and immutable laws. So they'll come up with idea, perhaps it's manipulating hidden variables. He tweaked something in his unconscious mind and thereby this caused a change in pheromones based on data his brain gathered via transduction of ELF emissions froim the brains and circulatory systems of people around him, so he could make complimentary chemicals for the type of person he desired, and due to human cells, organs, bodies, all being oscillators, he became "coupled" with something that matched the signature he held in mind (all managed by the unconscious) and so their states gradually drifted into a range where they would overlap, then they ended up crossing paths. Their brains had been sensitized to pick up on and be attracted to each other's fields, following this unconscious negotiation and synchronization process, and that's how it happened.
Or you can go a step futher, invoke the collective unconscious. The biosphere basically being an organism, a mesh network for instantaneous communication. Or there's a superstructure like the moon, or something apart from time and space (Indra's Net, Akashic records). Or perhaps reality itself is fluid, as in Sheldrake's morphic resonance and the mandela effect and so on. Or, it's solipsistic, it's all a dream / simulation / shared dream world, and his intention rewrote reality to basically spawn her into existence? Or maybe it's shifting between "macro branches" of various probability space "timelines"?
Point being, it really doesn't matter. And the more you focus on this stuff, the more you do it, and the more you learn to pay attentiona nd think this way, the more it'll break your assumptions. Especially the ones rooted into materialism (physical communication across time and space). Just my own personal take.
Hong, Guil Dong · 2024-01-22 20:39
>>77173
I already told you you have the gift. Leave here. Evil spiritslike this man >>77174 hate you for it, don't talk to them
Leave forever!
Special Agent Bob · 2024-01-22 21:09
>>77176
I really enjoy the feedback so long as people are respectful.
Spike Spiegel · 2024-01-22 21:20
>>77176
>Evil spiritslike this man
???
Yamaoto Toshi · 2024-01-22 22:37
>>77178
you are devaluing a gifted prophet in the original poster.
he has the gift. he has the power.
everyone needs to be quiet and not bother him.