How to human

I've got a job as a cashier at fast food restorant. My manager is a girl about my age and i wonder how to befriend or better yet nail her without fuarrrking it up with "autism". I see people joke around with each other, but i idk how to do so myself, so far i only learned not to go too personal too fast, and hold general conversations about what happened at a job, studying, books and psychology. But conversations don't last long and girls find more joy in joking around with other men, they actually make them smile. How do i make further progress in becoming a human(getting friends and a girlfriend)?

She probably jokes and laughs with her brother, too. Are you trying to be her brother? Autism is observed in all of the apes, and seeing how they do it is very interesting indeed. Male chimps(and humans) get more autistic with age, wherein they end up just hanging out alone on the fringes of their groups, minding their own business. This is extremely attractive to female chimps(and humans), whereby they seek them out for intercourse because it makes them so god damned wet that he doesn't want anything to do with the rest of everyone else. After she gets the AAD(almighty autist-dick), she goes back to the group to play with the younger, less mature, much less attractive males because they make her laugh and smile, while thinking about the chimp that needs absolutely no one makes her horny. She returns to beg for sex the next day. This is literally my pickup tactic and I don't have time for any hoes who act otherwise. I'm alone for extremely long periods of time, and then a female will come along and worship me for awhile. That's how mammals work, bud, unless you're a nigger hypersocial bonobo that fuarrrks other male and female bonobos just to say hi.

Do you know her full name? Do you know where she's from? What her parents are doing? Maybe try to get to know her first? Very few people actually care about you as a person, so if you show her that you do care she will notice. Just don't be pushy about it and reveal something about yourself from time to time to balance the scales. Be warned though, this is a recipe for an actually involved relationship and not a stint. I would not recommend having a short one with a colleague anyway. You'll get a lot of rumors no matter what but if you stay with her at least it will be manageable. Try to think of her as a human being in a female body, anon.

>>69423 I love you. So to clear it up you aren't quiet scared shy boy but a guy who simply don't gives a shiet about parttaking in mundane conversations and fine by yourself. I want to know more conext, like where those girls find you (work, uni), and more insight in what you do/don't do especialy in tirms of social activity. >>69427 Also good advice, i guess it's good for making friends in general. I love you people of lainchan^_^