lainchan / hum

How to find people to fuck?

Ein · 2022-08-03 18:31
This is a very weird question, but I want to get laid just to get stuff out of my system. Issue is, I'm smart enough to know that plastering my face in public, online is a bad idea. I know too that doing so with a location check so that people close to me see it is even worse. So question remains, how do I meet potential people for just sex without also going full dumbass online. Or is it imposible? Probably is, but worth asking
Jean Dupont · 2022-08-03 19:31
If time isn't a factor, just start socializing somewhere you enjoy and be nice to everyone. After sometime, someone in your social circle will try to have sex with you. It will probably take a while, but you'll have a bunch of friends to keep you happy until then. You know what they say, the real orgasm is the friends you made along the way. If you want something faster and online, you could try fetlife. You can have a pictureless account or only non-identifiable pictures. Find a vetting meetup in your area and go there. Vetting meetups are just a bunch of nerds eating at a restaurant or playing board games. Sex talk is usually disallowed at them. After one or two vetting meet ups, they'll approve you to go to their kink meetups and you shouldn't have an issue finding someone there. It may take a month or two to get approved. For more immediate results, you can try your luck meeting people at bars and clubs. I don't recommend sex with someone you meet at a bar because alcohol consumption and drug use at them makes consent murky. If you meet someone who wants to have sex but is drunk or high, get their number and tell them you appreciate it but want to wait until they're sober. You'll probably still be having sex with them by the end of the week. What stuff are you trying to get out of your system?
Trinity · 2022-08-03 19:36
That's a normal question. I too have realized society is organized as such. I resort to sex work. It's so that wanting sex is common and normal, yet asking for it is regarded as inappropriate. I just want to hook up with ladyboys on the street in Thailand to be honest.
fsociety · 2022-08-03 19:50
I was made disabled in Belgium, I can barely walk with undiagnosed heart problems, the Belgian state is likely killing me. I was elaborately mutilated for presentation of child sex abuse scandals. I still live with undiagnosed untreated infection in my face. Pectus excavatum was inflicted on me with repeated hits to my chest. My brain was mutilated and I have autism. How do I find someone?
Unnamed · 2022-08-03 21:59
>>61485 >What stuff are you trying to get out of your system? Want me to be honest? The mess in my head. My sexuality was always very conflicted. To the point I feel asexual and hetrosexual at once. It's like there's this other mind in my head which is hetrosexual, but it's never in control. I can feel getting turned on sometimes, or liking someone, but it's just not in control. It's like watching someone get aroused from third person yet having full control over him. And I guess what I want is to test it out. See if there's something I like. I'm just afraid being open about it. I wonder if I even can be really sexual. I'm good at pretending I am, and maybe I sometimes am, but shouldn't it feel passionate? It feels to me more like some lab experiment. I guess I just need to see for myself. So I guess in keeping with the tradition of /hum/, I'm just messed in my head and want to stress my gears a bit to see how i tick
Yet Another Lainon · 2022-08-03 23:02
>>61493 Would you be willing to try sex work? There's diversity.
Special Agent Bob · 2022-08-03 23:28
>>61493 Not that lainon, but the sex won't get out the mess in your head. Maybe it will give you some insight though, so I would suggest paying someone because trying to have a relationship with mental illness never goes well.
Aristóteles Amadópulus · 2022-08-04 01:57
Do people really sex that much? Lately it seems to me that just the chad types care to do it regularly.
Unknown · 2022-08-04 12:40
Backpage or another type website will have a list of a bunch of local escorts. You just need money.
Linda Lee · 2022-08-04 14:48
>>61485 What if I'm not kinky? I just want a girlfriend to cuddle and have normal PIV and oral sex. I'm not even into anal. I don't want to jump all the steps.
Lady Jessica · 2022-08-04 16:25
>>61517 Do option one instead of option two or three.
Hiro Protagonist · 2022-08-04 17:01
>>61484 wanting sex with randoms is indicative of parasites
Hououin Kyouma · 2022-08-04 17:36
If you are the introverted type that doesnt make friends easily, and just want to learn how to get laid i suggest you get into cold approaching / "game" type of stuff. But you need to live in a big-ish city to do it. That said, I dont really recommend becoming a fuarrrkboy, you might end up old and alone as a sex addict, or catch 1 or more STDs which is NOT nice. Getting laid wont help you significantly fix any mental issues you may have, for that you need to seek elsewhere and within and do self-work. If you catch an std, it becomes a liability when you search for a real relationship. So yea choose your poison.
Rick Deckard · 2022-08-04 20:31
Heres a hint from someone i got who was good with people, just ask random girls who look like they might wanna bang. Dont be too direct but dont beat around the bush either. You might get 9 slaping you in the face, but the 10th will sleep with you. I never had the time or the guts to try it myself, i would like to one day just to see how it works, but i have a disgust of people. Another hint might be get a gangsta physique, work out in public parks with chicks, but you really have to work out and like daily with food and all that.
Roger Pollack · 2022-08-04 21:20
Be money, have alpha bitches love that soykafe
Cypher · 2022-08-04 22:18
Thank god i live in Brazil and here it's so easy to just call an stupidly hot escort. Jesus christ i fuarrrking love escorts.
Mitnick · 2022-08-05 21:12
>>61484 I feel the same way. Gonna bite the bullet and sign up for a dating app. Ill use a fake name and try somewhere a little outside my city but still doesnt sit well with me
Miho Iwakura · 2022-08-06 06:12
>>61560 #1 way to never get sex on a dating app is to lie on your profile in easily verifiable ways. IME the kind of women who a) are interesting enough to fuarrrk b) will fuarrrk a laimchan user are all manic pixie types
Emmanuel · 2022-08-06 19:12
You just go to a dating app saying you're taller than 180cms and when they see you irl, it's too late!
Agent Richard Gill · 2022-08-06 23:47
>>61524 Game and pickup artist soykaf is mostly just grifters who want you to pay them to tell you to talk to girls, usually with bad advice.
Unnamed · 2022-08-07 11:07
>>61608 That's true, but I suggested he could personally go out and practise talking to women and trying to go on dates, either alone or with a wingman. Not once did I suggest he pay some try-hard 'life coach' scammer
Yu-ichi · 2022-08-07 11:13
>>61560 Dating apps are Big-Tech shady manipulative algorithms and datamining scams. I wouldnt touch it unless you actually get real results regularly from it. In dating apps you are both A. the product (they manipulate you and the matching algorithm 100%, promoting only hookup culture, and then they sell your data and ask asinine questions to "improve your profile" which is really just gathering private information about your life, to sell.) and B. The customer, where they paywall everything and your matches so you cant "meet someone compatible" unless you pay.
Tyrell Wellick · 2022-08-07 18:53
>>61602 I knew I saved this picture for a reason.
Agent Richard Gill · 2022-08-10 09:20
>>61602 I'm 188cm and still KHHV. It doesn't matter as women think this way. Face > height > body > everything else.
Anamika · 2022-08-10 10:10
>>61698 sigh get your order straight. Women are social creatures, hence their behaviour will be steered by the herd, thus as an individual you will only be used as much as your current social stats allow for integration in their standing social order. As a man you are an expandable asset to their social hierarchy and your traits are valued purely by their current social supply-demand status. Remember you are purely a resource to them that they can call upon when they want and women groups will conspire against you(its something women just do instinctively). Position/Job>Money>Car>House>"Personality"(Being a dick/Narcist)>Presentablity(Being a glitterboy who cares about how he is seen)>Physique(If youre ugly wear a paper bag)>Social skill(Having connetions)>Face(Its nice not looking at ugly people)>Genetalia(Someone else can do the fuarrrking if its not right)>Height>Education(Paper)>Creativity(The one that can be seen in public)>Ambition>Ability>Intelligence>Honesty/Decency>Kindness and love Sex like anything else in life costs, not money per se but either time or something else, usually social perception, women cannot usually afford to sleep with everyone, you need something to offer them in exchange for intercourse.
Turner · 2022-08-10 15:59
>>61700 This is inconsistent with my experience. When I was broke, jobless, acne-faced, unhealthily underweight, internet addicted, under 6ft, carless, and regularly mistook as a homeless person, I still had sex and had women express romantic interest in me. I know plenty of others who would be ranked lowly on your hierarchy and yet still have no sexual or romantic trouble. Your theory does not hold up to real world observations. >Sex like anything else in life costs, not money per se but either time or something else, usually social perception, women cannot usually afford to sleep with everyone, you need something to offer them in exchange for intercourse. Perhaps it's your transactional view of sex that turns women off of you.
Dujour · 2022-08-10 20:00
>>61484 Travel to a certified brothel in Nevada and there you go. Otherwise find some drunk hoebag at a beach and grab her.
Zero Cool · 2022-08-10 20:41
>>61707 what if i want to be grabbed