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How often do lainons shower? I shower every 5 months. My not-showering record was 3 years.

I also use bath bombs in the trans colors~~

what the fuarrrk is wrong with you

Every second day, somehow daily seems overkill considering i have no life.

every 2-3 days. start feeling disgusting at 3 day point and hair starts gettting itchy

this better be b8 OP or else im really worried about you wtf

wow ur cool, but I do wonder why didn't mods delete this thread

Gtfo, every day you gross fuarrrks

>>26667 You're truly disgusting. I take a shower EVERYDAY with the piss I keep in bottles. You're gross.

>>26667 It varies. Executive dysfunction and depression can really fuarrrk over your personal hygiene. I think I went a month without showering one time. But most of the time I go 4 days to a week without showering.

>>26675 I think it is, this can't be humanly possible. 3 years...

Nice. Personally I try to bathe at least once a week, because I don't leave the house and kinda forget about this soykaf. Although, I wash my head more often than my body, because my soykafty long hair gets dirty really quickly. So it's once every three days for head and once a week for body.

Recently dyed my hair and try to shower as rarely as I can, to not wash out the dye. Right now it's the 5th day and I feel super bad (look fine, though, I imagine I could even go out like that).

After every workout (running/lifting), which is 5 days out of 7, so rarely more than 48h ago.

>falling for bait

>>26667 >How often do lainons shower? Everyday. My record was 3 days. >I shower every 5 months. My not-showering record was 3 years. But you do bath, right?

>>26667 Usually every day, but because I'm not up to much these days I sometimes forget to do so for 4-5 days.

Every day after my workout.

I don't keep track of it but I can tell when it's time by the aroma.

every morning, plus most evenings in the summer

Poor bait.

>>26725 Check the URL, this isn't your old stormfront chan bro. Stop trying to force this meme and go home. Nobody really cares either way, we just don't want the constant crossfire and bickering and pathetic, desperate clawing for political clout among anonymous nobody imageboard users. What is even the fuсking point

>>26698 If you are worried about washing the dye out then buy a shower cap or wrap a plastic bag around your hair.

Daily because I am a wagie.

Twice a day and I feel very guilty about it.

>>26698 Use one of these, nobody will want to be around you if you smell like hell and look like it too.

>>26756 Why? Is that? Isn't that the optimal amount to shower?

>>26681 If you want to share, how bad did you look and smell after a month?

once or twice a day for like 40 fuarrrking minuets, its a big waist of my time, i need do stop.

I'm surprised that no one in this thread has tried to come up with a ridiculous cyberpunk reason as to why they don't wash themselves.

>>26790 The shower causes too much rain fade and degrades my wifi signal

>>26790 low life means no fancy soykaf like showers.

>>26790 the nanobots in my blood decrease in steroid regulation efficiency when the outside temperature is raised past 105 degrees, and I hate taking cold showers.

>>26790 Water isn’t cyb

>>26790 I'm a tub punk I wash every day to keep the Corp nanobots away.

When exactly do you take showers everyday? In the morning: fresh for the workday In the evening: comfy sleep, bed sheets last longer without wash

Three times a day, I feel really gross if I dont

quarantine hygiene has been about once every 5 days or so. it'll probably start being more like once every 1-3 days now that the weather is hotter and we're allowed to go outside again.

I have seen people who live in very disgusting conditions, I find OP's claim about showering every 5 months completely believable. The discomfort of not showering fades after a while. I myself have also made attempts to stop feeling disgusted by anything so sometimes I don't shower for a while and eat stuff from the trash etc.

>>26805 Working 12h per night. Sometimes I'm so tired in the morning I don't take a shower. So I use a sleeping bag, in my bed, to not dirt my sheets. It's kind of a "forever alone" feeling sleeping in a sleeping bag, in a bed.

Never. I'm getting wet anyway so i might as well take a bath. What's point of just water?

OP I want to see pictures of you and your living environment. Do you have a job or live with anyone? Is your home as filthy as you? >>26840 Three times a day is excessive, unless you are working a smelly job.

I was just thinking about taking a shower, but then I remembered I already took one this year.

>>26790 The municipal water supply got captured by corporate interests and now is toxic enough to destroy your health from frequent contact. Lead, microplastics, drugs. It also lowers body temperature which encourages sleep, and I need more time on the 'net after working 12 hours every day. Oh hi America.

Every night if I'm working the next day. If I have a day off then I may skip it. My hair gets washed every 2-3 days or it will be too dry and frizz up. Hands and face get washed several times each day because it makes me feel good and it's hygenic.

Every day, sometimes twice a day. Because I'm not a fuarrrking pig. Even when I was a neet I showered 1-2 times a day.

Everyday or every other day couldn't imagine going 5 months jesus christ OP.

>>27414 Not OP, but: To be honest it isn't that bad as it may seem to be. After some time microbes on skin stabilize and create sustainable ecosystem making you healthier (as far as I heard). This seems sensible because animals don't wash themselves using soap, neither early Homo sapiens did. Mutual bacteria create acidic environment, which prevents bad bacteria from living on it. There was a crazy scientist that decided not to wash himself and he said after some time he claimed stopped smelling and was less often ill (but I don't remember correctly were did I get this from). I'm not telling here soap is bad - it is mandatory to prevent diseases, but washing too often can also be harmful, as it isn't natural for our species and skin is programmed to defend itself.

>>27418 >and he said after some time he claimed *he claimed after some time

I shower every day in the morning before I go to sleep. I use a shampoo on every part of my body which gets sweaty, water is enough for the rest. When I was young I used to shower only every second day and I had no problems, but I had to start showering every day because of my hair which would get greasy whenever I didn't wash it. It gets greasy anyway, but not washing it makes it so much worse. To elaborate on my hair; if I don't wash it, I look like Dave Grohl back when he played with Nirvana. It feels terrible. Now, lainons, do you shower/bathe with cold or hot water? I started showering with cold water not a long time ago and it feels amazing. When it comes to baths, I take a lukewarm bath every once in a while; I turn off the lights, close my eyes and listen to some Dronescape from Cousin Silas. It feels like I'm floating in space.

About 3 - 4 times a week, but more lately since its been hot outside and I go jogging. I don't feel very well if I don't bathe. The longest I've gone without showering was probably 3 weeks, and I've gotten there about 2 times when I was incredibly depressed. After going this long without bathing and then showering, my skin actually peels off a bit afterwards, almost like a bad sunburn.

>>27424 From my experience, washing hair too often doesn't do it any good (and as you stated, it gets greasier faster). Every day sounds terrible, you're washing out the oils supposed to keep the hair healthy. Are you sure you use the right shampoo (and conditioner) for your hair? To answer your question, I almost always shower with lukewarm or cold water.

>>27453 To put it simply: No. Not at all. I haven't had a haircut in 5 years now; it's not because I want to have long hair but rather because I just don't care enough. That is not to say that I'm unkempt, just careless. But you got me interested, I'll look into it. Thanks.

I believe it's possible to go on without showering if you spot-clean body parts that become dirty often: armpits, neck, genitalia, soles (you wash hands more times a day than feet and is accustomed to it), change underwear daily, have less body hair and live in colder climate without extremely hot summers to which people react not by adding layers of full-cover breathable clothing, but doing the opposite: they get naked which causes direct contact with sun heat and promotes sweating, and such sweat is not removed fast enough promoting bacterial growth. If you noticed in period movies, people used to wear full-length underpants and undershirt, this way their skin did not contact with outer layers that are worn more than for one day and would get soiled quicker as well.

>>27367 Every time I get upset at living in a rural area far from everything, I remember the excellent water quality. It scares me that I will probably have to move to a city one day, drink that disgusting swill they call water, "wash" myself with it. But on the other hand I have to rely on friends for deliveries. Everything is at least a 30 minute drive away. Tedious.

pre-quarantine once a day now ~twice a week

>>27526 Just turd world problems, pal. Normal cities have strict regulation on water treatment before they put it into the loop, as well as piping, in the village you're up to whatever your local aquifer or creek delivers to you, it may be poisoned by runoff leakage from chemical plant 100 miles away, and you will have to treat the water yourself.

>>27538 why? your water isn't going anywhere or were you only making yourself not stinky for the benefit of other people i can't comprehend how people can be dirty. i can feel it on my body and i hate how it feels

>>27550 Generally twice a week is actually healthier for the skin. Daily full routine is too much. Of course you cant really do that if you sweat a lot and need to be around people and it also depends on skin type. But on your question personally i dont feel any different. Maybe i need to avoid washing longer to tell a strong contrast but i can go for days without while camping in the wild and its not really bothering me even if i can tell.

>>27550 i don't mind not showering but I need to shower when I go places and interact with people that impact my life.

In winter once a week would be just fine. In summer you feel disgusting in barely two hours of existing. I hate summer.

People recommend once a day, but I shower once every two days. Apparently showering too often is bad for your skin and hair or something... not that I've gotten any compliments on my hair in a couple years. In any case, at least it means less water, power, towels, and supplies being used. Still feel a little dirty every second day, though.

>>26667 I don't have a shower schedule anymore. I just shower when I feel too dirty or sweat a lot, it can be 1 day or a few weeks nowadays. My maximum amount of time without a shower was 2 months and a week or more.

>>26667 one, maybe two tiems a day when I work on my off days 1 of 3 days >>26682 It is possible, but not exactly healthy. I saw a documentary where some military members in stationed in remote bases said they were known to just burn their uniforms after 6 months no-shower because they are so dirty. >>26756 >>26759 Also interested, my locality has abundant water (it rains every day) and population density is low. Also I shower 2x if I work out, and I think the most I showered in a day was 5x because I kept getting exposed to bad things at work and had to sanitize my body to prevent contamination.

I take a shower every day no matter what happens >>26680 hot

I get stanky during the summer. Every day, in the evening. During winter, once every two or three days.

>>27546 There are over 2600 known compounds of interest and your water company tests in the range of 20. Nobody knows what slips by. The guys doing the testing tried to get attention for this somewhere ~5-10 years ago.

>>29571 Same, I pretty much need to have one upon waking up.

Every 2 days, with a quick freshen up / standing wash every non shower day. Showers only, baths make me all warm and drowsy.

>>27550 >he doesn't want free mushrooms growing on his back how can you possibly live off the grid with that attitude

>>26667 From once every two weeks to once a month. In fact, I really haven't taken a bath in a long time. The last time it was a couple of years ago, I guess.

Honestly, I barely get out of the house and coupled with the cold weather I usually shower once a week in the winter, but if I have to go out or if it's summer, then I do it about 3 times a week.

I generally shower every 2 days. Sometimes I just forget to shower. I don't get sweaty easily so it's not that big of an issue. Although my hair does get quite stiff and matted if I don't.

>>26667 every 2-3 days if im not feeling lazy,

>wake up >drink my coffe and smoking tobacco >take a soykaf >take a shower >go working 12 hours in a dirty industrial place >go home >take a shower >sleep >repeat and I'm happy

>>31766 shower before work?? wtf

I shower everyday, at least twice a day. Same about brushing my teeth.

every day

>>31767 Shower after soykaf is smart because then you don't need to buy toilet paper

>>31770 bidet

Daily

>>31770 How well does that actually work? I imagine you'd have to wash off quite a bit and still do some form of wiping while in the shower. Although I suppose thats just a poor mans bidet so it probably works fine.

>>31767 Its a good way to ensure that you're nice and clean after waking up. While you're not going to wake up a sweaty mess every morning, getting into the habit will have you trained so that when you do have a bad night you are still fresh and clean going into work. I also find it an effective way to mentally wake myself up if I'm not exercising before work that day.

>>31803 soap+water > dry paper

>>31811 Do you use a flannel or any form of cloth to assist in the cleaning?

>>31812 No, there's no reason why that would be necessary. I have a detachable showerhead with a pressure setting, but it works just fine without that. Just soap up your hand and scrub your butthole with it for a few seconds, 100% clean every time, almost zero effort. If you are squeamish about touching your own soykafty ass bare handed, just remember that you are literally taking a shower and your hands are being washed simultaneously, it's very easy to just get over it. If you're one of those guys who are afraid of touching their own anus because thats gay, well I can't help you there.

>>31767 >take a soykaf >take a shower

>>31800 Where I live there no more bidet in houses. It's typical object of the past. Sure a bucket could do the work. But the little shower after the soykaf is fine and I feel fresh to begin my night of work.

>>31817 I found wiping wet legs and feet after every bowel movement unnecessary and time-consuming. Also, fecal bits stain bathtub/shower floor instead of going straight to toilet bowl, you have to clean the bathtub more often or with heavier chemicals. Bidet shower-head seems more effective in that matter, but it must take some practice doing it half-standing-half-crouching and not wetting your pants at the same time, anyone has first-hand experience with bum showers? Crap, why there are no real hygienic guidebooks published? Why does everything boils down to passive aggressive advice: just shower twice a day bro, regardless of climate, weather clothing fabric choice which affects how much person sweats and how fast moisture evacuates preventing bacteria activity, or individual metabolism, brush your teeth with %toothpastebrand%: should I brush after each meal or just rinse or maybe use an irrigation cleaner, why sometimes there is foul stench after few hours, and sometimes when I forget to brush before sleep, it's absolutely fine in he morning, is it the choice of food?, disdain for Asian squat loos as "primitive" which are in fact easier on colon muscles, whence western toilet design comes from the fact that westerners wore extremely tight pants in the 18th century that prevented men from squatting all way down.

>>31838 >Crap, why there are no real hygienic guidebooks published Because no one wants to admit they actually need help practicing basic hygiene. Elements of it can be hidden in other self-help books but in general self-hygiene is seen as such a basic function and the body is so good at acclimating to poor hygiene that most people don't realise they actually need the help.

>>26667 I wash like 2 or 3 times at day. Fair, right?

>>26667 2 times a day, once after i run in the morning and the second time after i come home from the gym in the afternoon

Ok, slobs. Every day if I'm leaving the house and busy with errands, but as I'm a depressed, completely socially isolated NEET at the moment, sometimes I forgot as time for me becomes blurred, or I just become apathetic to my personal hygiene and general health, and sometimes, I will go a week, or maybe even more when I'm in a bad mental state. I don't know the longest I've been, but I usually have, "oh, soykaf, yeah, I really need to shower," moment if I see visible armpit hair 'cause I hate body hair.

If you're mostly home, there's no point in showering if you didn't do anything that got you sweaty or if you didn't go outside and sit somewhere in public or things like that. I try to live a life where I avoid touching things that haven't been cleaned or verified to be clean as much as possible. And thus having to shower less, unless I worked out that day and got really sweaty. Things that enter my room and stay in my room are verifiably clean to me, or at least clean enough for me. I don't put things that are not verifiably clean among things that are clean, as to avoid contamination. Of course this isn't a perfect system, but it's decent.

>>26667 I wasn't much of a shower friendly person before and disliked bathing too much. However, now I take a bath at least once per day and twice in the summers since it gets quite hot around here. I have noticed some benefits of showering and hopefully plan to continue my daily shower routine even in cold winters.

>>26840 I have showered thrice a day sometimes. But that was during the very hot/humid phase here. Do you also live in a tropical climate and/or have a job that requires this level of cleanliness?

>>30046 Doesn't your skin feel itchy/dirty otherwise? I have gone a week without shower in the winter months but could never extend it to a month.

Daik>>27094 >I don't shower for a while and eat stuff from the trash Absolutely disgusting.

I can go months without showering easily. if i end up eating something out of the usual and can smell myself getting weird, then i will shower. i basically live on congee but with no spice of any kind whatsoever, no garlics or onions, and no nighshades. but take into consideration that i am an essentialist and keep my overall environment extremely kept and clean. what i have found so curious about living with other people is that they keep themselves immaculately clean yet at the same time surround themselves with trash and live in total filth. if i leave the house for any considerable amount of time, when i return the garbage will reek and be overflowing so much that you cannot even force the lid down. the sink will be full of used dishes from who knows when. they will let their food literally rot and mold in the fridge with no consideration whatsoever. every surface in the kitchen will be slick with splattered oil and sticky with i dont even know what. their rooms are just collection spaces for random piles of junk that i dont understand which constantly creeps into the common areas. its so alien to me i dont even attempt to question why anymore.

>>34598 I had a similar arrangement with some roomies ages ago. Granted I did shower and my own room was a mess, but the sheer amount of week old dishes, cigarrette butts, packages, stuffed garbage, and just loose detritus in general felt horrible. I cleaned up some of it for my own sanity, but at one point I had to stop playing nanny. This might be more common.