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Happytalism
Unsigned · 2020-05-25 05:35
The United Nations New World Order Project is a global, high-level initiative founded in 2008 to advance a new economic paradigm, a new political order, and more broadly, a new world order for humankind, which achieves the UN’s Global Goals for Sustainable Development by 2030, and the happiness, well-being, and freedom of all life on Earth by 2050.
https://unnwo.org/
A New Economic System, Socio-Political Philosophy, And Human Development Paradigm Which Places The Primacy Of Happiness, Well-being, and Freedom At The Center Of Human Development And All Life.
https://happytalism.com/
"happytalism" what were they thinking? I think people in charge of the UN have finally lost their minds.At first I thought this was some kind of joke but the website is real and they even have a white paper for happytalism that I am trying to get (unfortunately you need to signup )
What do you think of this ?Has any one read the white paper? Have they all gone mad?
those who think this is not real, its reported in yahoo news
https://news.yahoo.com/united-nations-nwo-unnwo-launches-110000578.html
SHODAN · 2020-05-25 05:40
Yeah, this is totally legit.
John Titor · 2020-05-25 06:10
>>26417
Everything that is happening in the world is happening because of the people. It's not a top-down thing, never will be. People have begged for this, and will beg for worse.
Undisclosed · 2020-05-25 06:19
I like it, a good meditation session before erasing ourselves from the earth out of sheer incompetence. Gives closure
Random · 2020-05-25 07:00
Ok, I just fell down the rabbit hole.
This soykaf is just so funny, because yes, the UN established a Day of Happiness or something like that some years ago.
https://www.un.org/en/observances/happiness-day
But then, there's the site OP posted, which looks immediately strange mainly because the design is... amateurish to say the least. The site links 3 other sites, the last one https://www.globalgoals.org/ seems legit and very similar to this one un.org/sustainabledevelopment/sustainable-development-goals/, which is related to what OP posted about the objectives of such a plan.
The other two are obviously made by the same entity, https://happytalism.com/ and https://happinessday.org/ and both clealy look like crap (I mean, check dem footers) and there's the "white paper" OP cites, which is "currently under peer review by some of the world’s top economic and academic minds" TOP LEL TOTALLY LEGIT GUYS. I'm honestly not an expert in general idiocy, but is OP just stupid on a fundamental level and/or is like a little sponge that just absorbs everything the internet gives them? Does OP pass the Turing Test?
But yeah, if you pay attention to these two websites, especially the one about 'happytalism' there appears the dude in pic. Supposed name is Jayme Illien and soykaf really goes bananas from here. Search the guy, news about him, images. Results are all kinds of shady, and always derived from similar sources, and our boy Jayme uses this picture everywhere, with all kinds of backgrounds. A particularly hilarious piece of text is his (now deleted) wikipedia page, but you can read the cached google version still. It's completely self-promotion and these passages were riveting and almost melted my heart:
"Jayme Illien is the founder of happytalism, a new economic system, socio-political philosophy, and global development paradigm, which places the primacy of happiness, wellbeing, and freedom at the center of economic and human development, and all life, and seeks the happiness, wellbeing, and freedom of all life on earth"
"The initial moments of IIlien's life are obscure and unknown. Illien became an orphan at an early age, possibly at, or around birth through abandonment, or due to the death of one or both parents. Illien was “found by the side of the road in Kolkata, widely known as the "city of joy", by missionaries of an orphanage founded by Mother Teresa, who gave him the name 'Adam', and sent him to live in the United States of America, with a nurse named Anna Belle".
But there's more! He is also...
"a global activist, economist, and political theorist who is CEO of the United Nations New World Order Project launched in 2008, with co founder Ndaba Mandela, grandson of Nelson Mandela"
"CEO at Morpheum an institutional research, development, and investment organization focused on new, emerging, and frontier technologies" https://www.morpheum.org/ ebin :DDD
"a digital, new economy, and fintech pioneer known for launching, investing in, and leading growth of, new concepts, companies, technologies, from start up, into multitrillion-dollar global operations, and planetary movements"
"a global economist and security expert"
"served as United Nations Iraq Advisor after being recruited by the US Central Intelligence Agency of the US Department of Defense, a program which he left to serve at the UN"
...among other things. Yes, this is some extremely high-level chuunibyou right here.
Anyway, there are even some YouTube videos and the guys loves to say that he convinced the 193 member states of NU and Ban Ki-Moon to create the Happiness Day or some soykaf like that and he even uses some imagery and stuff to neurosuggest that this Pharrell singer used the song "Happy" to promote HIS stuff (actually it was for UN stuff, but that's Jayme's world for you). A lot of info on his websites cites sources from other pages made by him (that mention him a lot) and UN sources (that never do). I mean the only thing left is wonder whether the guy in the pic is mentally ill or some other mentally ill guy is impersonating him using his pictures or it's just a group of people trying to get some money from stupid schizos like OP who would believe this since it confirms everything his corner of the internet tells him.
If you have an hour to burn I wholeheartedly recommend checking more about this to have a laff and OP should go outside, take a walk and think about the point in which his life went so awry.
Mitnick · 2020-05-25 08:06
>>26424
Did you get his white paper? I tried registering on his website with some disposable emails but no response from him yet. I really want to know what happytalism is all about
Joe Bloggs · 2020-05-25 08:47
It just sounds like:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Happiness_Report
but it is a centre part of an economic policy instead. The name sounds cultish but countries like Bhutan and the Scandinavian countries flash their happiness index around all the time. This just looks like a bunch of young economists who are jump starting their niche economic theories by tying them to the World Happiness Index. Illien sounds like a showoff, but he is an economic theorists so what do you expect really? Honestly, with the amount of 'world days' the UN promotes, this is really normal UN stuff.
Unnamed · 2020-05-25 10:06
You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
Obviously this is all a setup for a fake utopia run by the same people who fuarrrked up this planet.
This whole happy rainbow feelgood campaign is nothing new, just like white/blue colors on twitter and facebook logos, behind the label is cia/nsa and co spying and control agenda.
Their propaganda says one thing, their actions tell the whole story.
>and the happiness, well-being, and freedom of all life on Earth by 2050.
What a pack of lies, they dont want people to be free nor happy and they prove so time and time again.
Their sustainable developement goals are fueld and run by and for the elite, to control the remaining population.
Bill gates is one of the largest player behind this thing and with digital currency they will finally get their means of total control.
Im also not suprised of them trying to push a positive message to the term "new world order".
John Titor · 2020-05-25 10:09
just give everyone a lifetime of heroin and we will all be happy
Vasya Pupkin · 2020-05-25 10:28
>>26417
Probably fake, the domain was reserved under GoDaddy by a no name registrant:
https://whois.domaintools.com/happytalism.com
The UN is registered under their own organization:
https://whois.domaintools.com/un.org
Plus see their IP - they obviously host the website on their own in-house infrastructure.
The UNNWO.org website is registered under a company called Illien Global Public Benefit organization, who promoted the international day of happiness:
https://illienglobal.com/happiness/international-day-of-happiness/
A page in wikipedia called Jayme Illien was created and the google brief mentioned happytalism:
Jayme Illien is the founder of happytalism, a new economic system, socio-political philosophy, ... In 2011, Jayme Illien became Chairman and CEO of Illien Global Public Benefit Corporation, which was originally founded in 1980 by his mother ...
But the wikipedia page was removed, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Jayme_Illien&action=edit&redlink=1
William Holtzer · 2020-05-25 10:40
>>26432
Also looking up the Illien group on LinkedIn gives you only 6 employees, one of which is an actreess who supposedly is a "direct senior advisor" to our man Jaime
https://www.linkedin.com/search/results/people/?facetCurrentCompany=%5B%223364910%22%5D
Here's his instagram
https://www.instagram.com/jaymeillien/
Don't know, this looks like a small family company that tries to big itself up like so many, and uses this happiness world day as a way to get corporate credit.
Neuromancer · 2020-05-25 13:32
>>26426
>neurosuggesting the white paper actually exists
I guess everyone is ironically taking all this soykafe seriously and I'm just out of the loop.
Aristóteles Amadópulus · 2020-05-25 16:44
>>26432
Is it that easy to scam money from the UN.Maybe I should ask them to declare an International holiday and come up with my own pyramid scheme theory of economics
His removed Wikipedia page:
https://web.archive.org/web/20200522165641/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jayme_Illien
Aristóteles Amadópulus · 2020-05-25 16:58
He is listed as an UN employee
https://bearsofficialsstore.com/company/united_nations/page30#
Koos van der Merwe · 2020-05-25 17:57
>all air no substance
money laundering front company?
Hagbard Celine · 2020-05-25 18:08
>>26450
Probably. Maybe this guy did some minor thing in some UN office and then started his own parallel world in which he's a big shot and actually scams people getting into conferences and stuff.
Lady 3Jane.. · 2020-06-08 12:21
I took the liberty to bump this thread to share this video interview i found, it explains the covid19 and lockdown connection to this.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/CiSbB1GJpstS/
Were laughing now at how ridiculiously childish this may seem, but this is not some cheap pr move, this is part of a well organized long time plan.
Now anyone with half a brain would find this a bad joke at best, but naive stupid sheeple will eat it and dont forget they still have time to dumb down people more.
The un may seem like a joke organization but they are counting on that, they run things from the back and they do it well for themselfs.
Agent Richard Gill · 2020-06-08 14:23
>>26450
The United Nations? Definitely. It's the peace-love front of the Criminal Cabal that's been gambling with people's lives for as long as they've existed. The entire UN premise is a fairytale lie for dumb people that are not aware that they are Slaves.
When you read it well, you can see how the blueprint for the decay in contemporary society has been set here.
Here's the charter: https://www.un.org/en/charter-united-nations/index.html
WE THE PEOPLES OF THE UNITED NATIONS DETERMINED
>to save succeeding generations from the scourge of war, which twice in our lifetime has brought untold sorrow to mankind, and
Has failed miserably since you can not win a war if you're not willing to wage it. Just in my life alone, I've seen countless of wars being waged and never seen the UN being able to do squat about it.
>to reaffirm faith in fundamental human rights, in the dignity and worth of the human person, in the equal rights of men and women and of nations large and small
These are not compatible with reality. There never were equal rights for everyone and there never will be. Anyone who believes otherwise, is misguided and lying.
>to establish conditions under which justice and respect for the obligations arising from treaties and other sources of international law can be maintained
Has devolved into non-enforcable treaties and declarations and condemning others while standing at the side-lines.
> to promote social progress and better standards of life in larger freedom,
Social progress = decay
Better standards of life = Maybe this is the only thing that's been achieved since its inception. I don't know how the UN has contributed to this.
Larger freedom still is slavery; you just have a bigger courtyard to walk around in.
AND FOR THESE ENDS
>to practice tolerance and live together in peace with one another as good neighbours
Tolerance = the last virtue of a society before it collapes
"Live in peace with one another as good neighbours" = Europe and America, open up your borders so that people who never read these charters can become your neighbours and overrun your countries... but you remain a good neighbour now, otherwise you're a bad UN citizen!
>to unite our strength to maintain international peace and security
Read this as "to unite our forces who anyone who disagrees with us"
>to ensure, by the acceptance of principles and the institution of methods, that armed force shall not be used, save in the common interest
"SAVE IN THE COMMON INTEREST."
>to employ international machinery for the promotion of the economic and social advancement of all peoples
More lives are threatened today than when they started.
The UN is a miserable Institution that's unable to achieve anything. It should burn to the ground, and every rotten lawmaker, politician and lobbyist with it.
Mario Rossi · 2020-06-09 00:31
>>26424
>Our make high risk investments in state of the art technologies for the well being of humankind!
>We have a team of certified experts with verifiable talent eager to reform the very foundations of global society... *drools*
Hacker · 2020-06-09 06:13
>>27375
I'm sorry for my knee-jerk sperging here: the U.N. just really makes me mad. I'll try and make a better worded post next time.
>>27373
This was a very good video. Thank you for sharing this.
Also:
>The un may seem like a joke organization but they are counting on that, they run things from the back and they do it well for themselfs.
Is something you are right about.
Roy Batty · 2020-06-13 18:34
brainfart
Unspecified · 2020-07-09 18:11
Whilst the OP website looks fake, Ive developed a deep distrust of all charity "non-profit" philanthropist, Marxism throught the back door movements and NGOs.
SingularityNET however seem to have the right idea, even though most of these people who "want a better world" all seem to think that One World Government is a jolly good idea, all begging for that eternal boot on the face of bigger government instead of thinking about ways to strip government down and make it smaller.
Linda Lee · 2020-07-09 19:23
>>27375
How is this any different than uniting states?
>war
Yes, you have to conflict to solve conflict, obviously.
>human rights
Successful western countries assert those same virtues. You'll never get a stable civilization unless you can agree that people have some equal rights to the pursuit of liberty and happiness. Good luck advancing society when you're shoving people down making them want to go to war with you because you think they're not your equal. And just because it's bigbadscary UN doesn't mean it's inherently bad and different than what everyone else does. You think because you're on some special snowflake chan site that you're better than everyone else.
>non-enforceable treaties
Ok, enforce them. You'll have a problem with that also because all countries working together == scary.
>tolerance
Ooh, people tolerating one another like in western civilizations, scary.
>countries united
States are united also, as well as counties, regions, etc. Disagree with them, you'll have a bad time but countries work together, scary.
I get the feeling some of you are against this because your fearmongering religion (NWO scary) told you or your political affiliation said that you're supposed to be offended by it. In reality, countries working together are just like states. Get this, there's some states that are united already under a lot of those same virtues as the UN promotes.
Not that I really give a soykaf anyway but some post fearmongering soykaf like this and all it takes is to compare it to the states order and soon you'll realize you've been retarded all along. You've always been a slave, just to smaller bosses.
Morpheus · 2020-07-10 19:14
>>28969
'Justice' is when a thief is put to a gaol. 'Human rights' is when you protect someone who was put to a gaol and find it unacceptable to even ask what he actually did to be put there. The one asking is indeed a bloody executioner, helper of FSB, FBI or Mossad. — Yulia Latynina
Vasya Pupkin · 2020-10-25 13:18
>>26417
elite insider thread:
>>263852954
>Nature can and will be shaped by human technology. We ideally want to head towards a Brave New World type society where everyone is genetically designed from birth.
>You may say this is evil but I think its good, we will be programmed not to suffer anymore, we will finally create a world where pain and suffering don't exist and people can just fuarrrk and enjoy themselves and eat all day.
>>263854516
>No, we do genuinely believe that the world will be a better place if we implement globalism because then we can create a global A.I run paradise. Basically no work, everyone just relaxes all day, no class mobility, everyone gets UBI, eventually genetic engineering will code out the ability to feel pain and life will just be bliss for everyone.
>That's the IDEAL society we are moving towards but Trump is screwing it up. Elites aren't sadists, we don't want suffering for people.
>>263854651
>We want to progress towards a global utopia where elite control is even tighter but ppl don't have to suffer and die honestly. We want a world where every person gets education, a decent living, water, medicine, and can be happy. That requires the abolition of war, imperialism, and a global allocation of free trade.
>>263860119
>That's only because evolution programmed that way. We could be programmed to only feel pleasure if we were better at manipulating the human mind.
>>263862054
>When you think about it, everything is conditioning, whether by global elites or by evolution.
>Evolution and nature are the cruel ones, nature is evil. Nature creates conscious life only to torture it and make it suffer. Imagine being born only to starve and die and get eaten alive by a predator, that is nature. Nature is cruel, nature is suffering, nature is EVIL. Imagine being spawned into existence against your will and then FORCED TO SUFFER before returning to the void for NO REASON
>We, humans, who are ideologically driven can recognise this evil and work to eliminate it.
the morality aspect is obviously all bullshit and they just want a populace with 0% chance of revolting, but they like to morally justify themselves
the dude is brainwashed for thinking this is for morality rather than power
from the Rofschild thread:
>Biblical teachings hold that humans de-volved from Eden, or a state generally seen as utopia.
>Do you, personally, believe this data point, Bickle?
>If so, the answer to your second question might well be "humans"
>LAUGHING OUT LOUD!
boop · 2020-10-25 14:07
>>34187
I'm a very logical person and this almost convinced me.
It's wrong though, if you value intelligence and understanding and so forth. The average IQ will be around 70, assuming no need for higher-IQ slaves (though in Brave New World there was a class system so maybe there'll be some middle classes that aren't too stupid).
The only viable solution I see to this is living off-grid, assuming they let you :/.
The other option is revolution, but people are too doped up (and stupid/ mentally weak) to want anything of the sort. Ultimately it is at least 50% the people's fault for being too stupid/weak/irrational/ignorant. No sellers without buyers, etc.
Marly Krushkhova · 2020-10-25 19:23
>>34187
"elite insider thread", eh? So these are comments from the people who are backing up this project? Apart from >>263862054 (concerning evolution and nature being evil, a sentiment which I totally agree with, but wouldn't call "evil" for obvious reasons), this reads like a bunch of upper middle-class schmucks doing mental masturbation with each other during their first high school philosophy class debate after mistaking Huxley's BNW for a blueprint to a utopian society. The amount of smugness and naivety in these comments is just astounding.
Cutter · 2020-10-25 21:20
>>34187
>believing soykaf from a 4chan /poI/ "i'm X ask me anything" thread
Y.T · 2020-10-26 03:42
>>34219
This... Maybe after all, some humans should be wiped from the surface of the earth. At least the stupidest.
And to stay in the topic:
Disneyland Macht Frei.
Aristóteles Amadópulus · 2020-10-26 09:26
>>34187
Im just gonna take it those numbers are just hypothetical replies.
Its not so much that these things arent doable, but anyone who ever believes the elites will ever permit change for the better is an utter fool.
They promise you all sorts of utopic soykafe, when it comes to payday all you will get is the finger, why would they want to share even a scrap of their control with anyone.
The people behind this stuff are the same assholes who turned the world into soykaf and kept the good stuff for themselfs.
Also i found me a book about the new world order written in 2006, im gonna read it trough, its amazing how far this soykaf has advanced in 20 years.
Humanity is so utterly fuarrrked i cant even imagine how fuarrrked it is, this whole rona business is just the start.
boop · 2020-11-07 16:46
>>34219
>>34226
if you read the thread you'd see he wasn't the larping type
you just get vibes, it's not that deep, noone was trying to prove anything
with larpers they're always too overt, not enough nuance
and even larpers can be pretty insightful, especially if they're good enough to convince everyone they're not larpers
skepticism for the sake of skepticism is stupid
>>34235
I never said it was for the better, obviously they just want us all to be doped up slaves
did I mention the Georgia Guidestones?
500 million people is the number they want, right now there's 7.8 billion, you can do the math
boop · 2020-11-07 17:41
>>34235
>Humanity is so utterly fuarrrked i cant even imagine how fuarrrked it is, this whole rona business is just the start.
yeah, 94% of those who die from Covid die from comorbidities
the hospitals get by Covid death they report, they say it killed 200k in the US but if you do the math with comorbidities it's 65k or less (most certainly not worth destroying the economy over)
flu kills 24-62k per year, except this year that it's 0 because they're ascribing them all to Covid (not sure social distancing accounts for this)
cancer deaths and heart disease everything else mysteriously dropped very low, really makes you think
how bad will the vaccines be?
how many companies will be involved?
will the vaccines be for Covid-19, mutated deadly Covid-21, or another virus altogether?
will they sterilize people?
will they pacify people?
will they be biometric RFID?
will microchips be used?
are they going to release another disease to kill those who refuse the vaccine?
will they put people in camps?
will the military be used to vaccinate people?
will multiple vaccines be given, and if so, how often?
so many questions...
boop · 2020-11-07 17:45
>>34608
>yeah, 94% of those who die from Covid die from comorbidities
I mean 94% have comorbidities, an average of 2.6 other comorbidites, meaning the chances of the death cause being Covid is at most maybe 1/3.6
.06+.94(1/3.6) = 32%
Covid is maybe 32% as bad as they say, going by the official CDC numbers
Unsigned · 2020-11-07 17:52
>>34608
>flu kills 24-62k per year, except this year that it's 0 because they're ascribing them all to Covid
huh? Src on this? I thought they had different symptom profiles especially in advanced stages.
>cancer deaths and heart disease everything else mysteriously dropped very low, really makes you think
this is not true, excess deaths have gotten higher on average.
the rest of what you're saying is, for the most part, leading questions.
Remember kids, think for yourself and question everything.
Dozer · 2020-11-07 18:01
>>34609
>meaning the chances of the death cause being Covid is at most maybe 1/3.6
this depends strongly on what you mean by 'cause of death'. If someone gets covid dies, and they probably wouldn't have died at the same time if they hadn't gotten covid, is the death attributed to covid? That's how it works for most hospitals. It's pretty rare for there to be one single affliction which is the *only* reason someone died.
boop · 2020-11-07 18:04
>>34610
I just can't trust anyone is the problem
I see people are stupid and gullible
so what do I do?
I go on the internet and read stuff
sounds truer than the mainstream narrative
so I choose to believe that instead
i ordered a bunch of random crap from Amazon to make me feel safer, my dad called me stupid but idc, better to assume the worse
you know that if something real does happen the schizos living in forest bunkers or who knows where will be the only ones to make it
>>34611
Idk how they calculate it
killing the small businesses over something I've seen NOBODY irl die of is imo really stupid
藤原純一 · 2020-11-07 18:36
>>34612
>sounds truer than the mainstream narrative
'sounds true' and 'is true' are very different things.
It doesn't sound true at all that the integral of the curl of a function around the edge of a disk is equal to the integral of the function on that disk, but it is true.
If you base your beliefs on what sounds true rather than systematic reasoning, you are a lot easier to fool. It's why so many people think the earth is flat.
>you know that if something real does happen the schizos living in forest bunkers or who knows where will be the only ones to make it
no the people who make it are going to be the ones who have strong communities with smart leaders.
boop · 2020-11-07 18:44
>>34612
something else to note here, and this is more to myself than anyone, is that these theories of everyone getting mass sterilized or who knows what are interesting, make life somewhat exciting
staying home all day is boring
it's weird because at the same time i hate believing them because if true they mean we're fuarrrked
>>34613
wrong
they most certainly are truer than the mainstream narrative
strong communities can't do much against the NWO who-knows-what i'm afraid, if you live on the grid and pay taxes then your land is not even your own, you're basically renting it from the government and the government can take it from you any time
those in charge do not care about you, they see you as livestock
they're probably not going to kill us all for the same reason a factory farmer wouldn't kill all his cows or chickens, but that doesn't mean they won't cage and GMO us, so to speak
Agent Smith · 2020-11-07 20:08
>>26424
There exist wild conspiracy theories about Earth Day with all kinds of strange symbolism... If this holiday had any of those bizarre happenings I wouldn't be able to decode the clues.
It is understood that the elites often have bizarre in-jokes, whether specific conspiracy theories wete true or not.
Cowboy · 2020-11-07 20:17
>>34614
>wrong
>they most certainly are truer than the mainstream narrative
wrong that 'seeming true' is different from 'being true'?
You can back it up
>strong communities can't do much against the NWO who-knows-what i'm afraid, if you live on the grid and pay taxes then your land is not even your own, you're basically renting it from the government and the government can take it from you any time
and if you live off the grid the government can and will try to dispossess you of your livelihood anyway, and a single human is much easier to fuarrrk with than a group.
>those in charge do not care about you, they see you as livestock
I fully agree. But I also don't think they're particularly bright or capable, and I think that it is more likely that they will use more typical suppression (entertainment, drugs, and police) to get what they want.
H.R. Giger · 2020-11-07 20:20
>>34613
oh goodness I got stokes' theorem backwards. Not used to dealing with curls any more :(
the integral of the function around the edge is equal to the integral of curl along the disk.
The Fin · 2020-11-08 00:01
>>34608
Most of those things aren't going to happen because they either can either do them already (why would they inject people with microchips when they all voluntarily keep them on their person at all times), have easier methods to do than a pandemic (they control the food and water systems, why would they need a vaccine to sterilise) or have no real reason to actually pursue (why would they sterilise people when the economic system needs a constant stream of underclass).
Its at a point where I think these sorts of questions are being deliberately planted by the government agencies to keep people from noticing the creeping authoritarianism they are actually using the pandemic to sneak in the backdoor. Instead of people wondering why they are legally mandating people to hand their entire recent history over with things like "checking in" to shops and venues they stay focused on soykafe like rfid vaccines which has a double effect of discrediting anyone who points out what the governments are using the pandemic as a shield for.