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hi there lain, so i drink about 5 cup of coffee a day in literal cups that's about 10 cups well over half a pot and i found this new coffee called deathwish coffee and i made a mug of it took a few sips and the feeling i got in my head after swear to god my crown chakara activated from it. over all it was really good coffee. have you tried this coffee? it's really good coffee.

my friend had a caffeine overdose from that stuff. Respect your chems

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>>4710 Don't die

>>4710 >coffee thread moved to /drug/ lmao

I drink coffee for the taste. I do not react much to caffeine. You have no way to know how much milligrams of caffeine you consumed. Depending on the specific coffee blend and how it's brewed caffeine content can vary wildly. You can estimate at best. I have a cold brewer I use since it produces less acidic coffee.

>>4714 What's so funny? Caffeine is a drug, a very underestemated one too. Coffee is a method of consumption of said drug, that's why it's on this board.

>>4717 I just think it's kind of funny. sure caffeine is severely underestimated, it's nowhere near LSD or Cocaine levels of drug

>>4718 It sure is a strange drug, it keeps you awake but doesn't push like amphetamine, there is no real high but if i take to much i feel like soykaf. i also cant get myself to do something without it, so i cant deny its effectiveness

>>4720 what does soykaf mean I'm sorry I'm new :(

>>4721 it's a type of cyberpunk coffee, you can make it here https://shadowrun.fandom.com/wiki/Soykaf It's manatory drinking for all lainons and cyberpunks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZsNu30s0OM

>>4721 soykaf is like kicking dead whales down the beach Present Day, Present Time! AHAHAHAHAHA!

>>4721 Soykaf is a censor word on this chan for "poop" written as "SH...T" There are a few other these types of censors, you can find them pretty easily just by typing soykaf on google and scrolling a few suggestions down.

>>4722 >>4723 >>4724 thanks lain

I drink a can of Coke every day.

soykaf

I only drink decaf, and I'm not sure if it's actually properly decaffeinated. I bloat up and can't stop farting. Probably not as good as your coffee.

here i thought lainchan would be free from advert shlls. or at least the anons would be smart enough to see it. guess not.

>>4813 the thought crossed my mind. this board is definitely a weird place to post this; you'd think he'd post somewhere where people regularly talk about coffee and it would be more likely to find someone who has tried that brand. definitely strange, I could understand a general post about caffeine/coffee and getting a weird feeling from it because I generally think other Lain's have unique takes but this thread is just kind of eh. what are even the chances of lain being targeted for this type of ad? relatively low traffic, many people seem to be introverted or even reclusive so it's not like many of us are going to go out and wage slave a coffee product if we like it.

>>5104 your post is totally unnecessary. the most unncessary reply possible. Have you not read that zen one zen koan///????????? I like coffee and I like talking about coffee, but not with coffee snobs. These chans seem like a good place. (NOT OP) I drink from 1 to 3 liters of coffee a day, if it's drip coffee (de pano). A double Espresso from my current cunt is a good 100mL or more. I drink a couple of those back to back, sometimes. I like to ride my bicycle. A LOT. A good megalopolis tour is a 100K coffee tour, where you stop whenever you see any dinky place selling coffee.. to try it while you stand around and watch people walk by.

>>4710 This was recommended to me by a coworker because I was drinking a good deal of coffee and espresso regularly. At first it was to stay awake, then later because I developed a taste for it. >>4714 I used to drink around 5 shots of espresso every day >1 when I woke up >1 when I got to work, 1 at lunch, one before I left work >1 before bed I would say that I was pretty addicted to caffeine and I felt like soykaf when I did not drink it >>4716 Most coffee tastes like soykaf pun intended to me, but I only drink black coffee/espresso and I only drink strong coffee, I think that the flavored coffees sold by mainstream coffee shops are pretty tasteless (for coffee). South Americans and Europeans have pretty gud coffee though, even just regular brands but it is different than what north americans/starbucks/ coffee snobs usually drink.

>>6032 >1 before bed why tho

>>6037 Just an Italian thing...

Coffee makes my jaw lock more than cocaine

Coffee schedule: 9:00, ~12:00 (after lunch), 15:00, 16-18:00. Last one at latest at 18:00 or my sleep starts to move at drift later. Deliberatelty higher doses on winter/dark seasons and smaller at summer. Seems to work.

If you're a teenager, stop. I started drinking coffee heavily, about that same amount, at the age of 12 to mask problems I should've seen a doctor about. To start: Get some wireless earbuds, listen to stuff that you find important. Keep drinking coffee but start walking every day, eventually working up to 1-2 hours. Start tapering back the coffee, switch to instant so you can modulate the caffeine levels in a more precise manner (choose organic, tastes better). Get down to 1 cup after breakfast and lunch. Look up couch to 5k and start that. You'll feel much better, be much healthier, be much smarter, and do much more. You can still drink coffee, but you will neither feel the need nor desire to consume those quantities. Coffee isn't a joke, its a drug, just a common drug. You've got to to care of your foundation first, your body and your health. If you don't you'll really fuarrrk yourself up. I'd say more, but on my phone.

>>6057 not op but thanks for this response. also started drinking a crazy amount of coffee in my teens to deal with sleeplessness (in the sense of staying awake in school) and now i think i've done some real damage to my heart after years of adding more and more to keep up with tolerance. fuarrrk, i remember being in uni and having about a litre of energy drinks and maybe seven or eight cigarettes everyday. not counting when i'd grab a coffee between classes and all as well. but hey, everyone drinks coffee so it's fine right? right???

>>4718 I take antipsychotics and caffeine stresses me out way worse than my worst lsd trip ever did. Depends on what is in your body. I prefer lsd because it relaxes me yet makes me awake.