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Let's have a thread about crazy drug related stories. I'll start with one from a couple years ago. >driving around with a friend >friend has weed in the trunk and a pipe in the glove box >pipe is small, maybe 5cm in length >we're sober, planning on smoking later >while driving around we get pulled over >he wasn't driving recklessly or speeding, so we were confused >sitting passenger side, with the glove box in front of me >friend grabs the pipe and his papers >puts the pipe on the floor of the car >cover up the pipe with my foot >cop comes up to the passenger side >freaked out inside, but outside calm >he tells us that the plate doesn't match the registration >friend explains the situation, the dealership fuarrrked up >cop asks us if we have anything illegal in the car >we say no >cop goes back to his car >sit there for at least 10 minutes, feels like forever >cop comes back >gives friend a warning >we drive away My country has serious penalties for weed, we were pretty damn close to being fuarrrked.

>>2490 You could apply that statement to most of the drugs out there. It's interesting though how decriminalized are prescription drugs like amphetamines in the US.

>>2507 no it's not interesting. Its capitalism. With a little bit of corruption and hypocrisy sprinkled in for flavor.

>driving with friend 50km to buy 5g H. >on our way back we see a soykafton of police on the right side >getting pulled over (car was a transporter, so a little bit bigger) >heart starts to jump around >opening my window, policemen stands right next to me >asking where we come from and where we are heading to >"at work and now going home" >absentminded throwing my cigarette right down to his feet >realizing what I have just done and looking at him full of fear >police guy: "have a safe trip" and let us go I had so much fuarrrking luck.... thank god I look pretty innocent ^^

>One time my waifu took a small dose of opiates but had previously had a small amount of cough syrup containing dxm without thinking, due to having an actual dry cough. Turns out you DO NOT mix these things dxm potentiates opiates a lot and she almost OD'd, but luckily she did not OD and she just got reaaaal fuarrrking high and it was great but it could have been not great. >The first time my waifu took MDMA she got robbed 5 minutes after the comeup. >She went to hell on ketamine but it was cool hell not scary hell. Pretty fun. >Waifu's friend stalked a dealer to his stash spot, then stole ALL of his weed after he left. It was a lot of weed.

Lain tries LSD for the first time >Lain is a teenager >Lain acquires some acid and decides to have some fun >Get up at the crack of 11 or so >Mum and da are supposed to be gone all day >They left scrambled eggs in the pan but they're cold now >Eat them for breakfast >Lain goes back to her room, prepares, and takes the tab >Lain is starting to feel a little bit funny >And a little bit like she has to use the bathroom too >Lain goes to the bathroom and sits down >Serious intestinal distress >Lain is now tripping >Colors are looking strange and lain's depth perception is all fuarrrked up >Stuff looks very far away even though it's within arm's reach >Oh no, there was something wrong with the eggs >Lain suddenly vomits so hard that she falls off the toilet (the other end has stopped at this point) >Strangely Lain is briefly sober while puking. neat. >Lain pukes again and again until it's just dry heaves >Lain is covered in vomit >Lain now feels AMAZING >She feels so good that she almost forgets her sorry state >Lain strips to her undies and runs to clean up the horrid mess on the floor/her person >Lain is running back and forth between the bathroom and the kitchen fetching cleaning supplies and bags >Lain finishes the cleanup and runs back into the kitchen >Dad is standing right there >Lain skids to a halt >Lain is still in her undies and nothing else >Holding a bag of vomit/bleach soaked paper towels >With pupils the size of dinner plates >Lain's brain kicks into gear and she immediately puts on her best "I'm really sick" act >Lain doesn't know why dad is home and doesn't ask. Lain just explains illness and says she must lie down >Dad wants to know more but agrees that Lain should rest >Lain goes back to her room and downs some valium as an "antidote" for the LSD >LSD is coming on stronger now >Lain is awed by the feels she's feeling and sad that she took the Valium/Dad suddenly showed up >Lain goes back to the bathroom and locks the door >.............. >Lain blacked out >Lain "wakes up" 6 hours later lying in the empty bathtub with her arms held in the air in front of her and her headphones on >No clue what happened in those 6 hours, but she thinks she was in the bathroom the whole time >Lain goes down stairs and gets some food >Both parents are home now >They ask if Lain is feeling better and she just says "Yes" Lain tried the LSD again later and suffered no ill effects, so now Lain is skeptical of eggs that have been left out for more than an hour or two.

Don't countries that have very serious penalties also usually have corrupt policemen that you can bribe?

>>3544 US has pretty disgusting penalties for drug possession. Attempting to bribe a cop there would likely end very, very poorly.

>>3545 Thank god I'm not an american.

>>3546 this we cant even get dmt without a huge fuss from the cops

>>3547 off-topic, but if you are willing to do a bit of kitchen chemistry you get your own DMT pretty easily in the US syrian rue and friends

>>3544 bribing a cop is the ballsiest thing you can do. You're already in trouble with possession. Shutting up is the best tool in your arsenal.

>>3548 rue doesn't have DMT in it, it has a MAO inhibitor and hamalas. Useful for making ayahuasca/pharmahuasca brews, but not DMT.