“Every night is the perfect night to smoke weed.” — Unknown
“Don’t worry. Don’t cry. Smoke weed and get high.” — Unknown
“Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit… unnatural?” — Bill Hicks
“Whatever I do, I do it better stoned.” — Unknown
“A friend with weed is a friend indeed, and a friend who shares is a friend who cares.” — Unknown
“Some of my finest hours have been spent on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye can see.” — Thomas Jefferson
“Couples who blaze together, stay together.” — Unknown
“Don’t kill my high because you’re low.” — Unknown
“I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits — and millions of Americans agree with me.” — Hunter S. Thompson
“If you ever miss 4:20, just wait until 4:22. Because 4:22 is 4:20, too.” — Unknown
“The biggest killer on the planet is stress, and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.” — Willie Nelson
“You can’t complain when you’ve got Mary Jane.” — Unknown
“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” — Bob Marley
“Just keep something until everything makes sense or until you fall asleep.” — Unknown
“If we all had a bong, we’d all get along.” — Unknown
“Alcohol kills. Weed chills.” — Unknown
“The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity, and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.” — Carl Sagan
“I don’t think [pot] is more dangerous than alcohol.” — Barack Obama
“A marijuana high can enhance core human mental abilities.” — Sebastian Marincolo
“Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy.” — Unknown
“Don’t judge someone until you have shared a joint with them.” — Unknown
“I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about getting weed is getting caught with it.” — Bill Murray
“If somebody gives me a joint, I might smoke it, but I don’t go after it.” — John Lennon
“Let us burn one from end to end, and pass it over to me, my friend.” — Ben Harper
“Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.” — Bob Marley
“It’s hard to be mean when you’re stoned.” — Bill Lee
“You either love weed, or you’re wrong.” — Unknown
“It’s CANnabis, not CAN’Tabis.” — Unknown
“I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints. And then I smoke two more.” — Sublime
“Breathe in, hold it, puff out, and grin.” — Unknown
“I never joined high school, I joined school high.” — Unknown
“A puff a day keeps the debauched attitude away.” — Unknown
“It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics… dope and all that crap. It’s a thousand times better than whiskey — it’s an assistant — a friend.” — Louis Armstrong
“Smoke the marijuana and get high. Stay above the wicked and fly.” — Snoop Dogg