How to obtain LSD for dummies?

Never tried it before, never bought it. Every thread I read on this always ends up scaring me out of it (like claiming that Tor is unreliable and the myriad of honeypots out there), not asking for specific sources but what should I be looking for when ordering some for the first time? How do I avoid getting scammed, getting poisoned or getting a knock on my door from the NYPD?

Same but with DMT. Could file rel be of any use?

wait for it to come to you synchronisticly and you can't go wrong. when you are actually at a point in your life when you're ready to take it, someone will just come up and hand it to you

>>10909 Search for darknet bible. Follow the instructions there and you'll be fine. Good reviews will help against scamming or poisoning. Police care about finding the sellers, and not an individual buying a small amount.

Don't do psychedelics. They'll fuarrrk you up.

>>10915 t. did mushrooms and LSD a couple of times and got psychosis that still lasts please, don't do it

>>10913 very true. also, don't chase the dragon or the dragon will eat you whole

>>10911 you can find instructions on how to extract it online

>>10909 ill give you the basics go on tor and go to this website dark.fail it hosts a variety of links to all the non-shady websites and no it won't get hacked by JOHN LAW to send police to your house you /g/ schizo >acid acid is quite a dogshit substance in my opinion because i can't fall asleep to it so when it wears off it feels like my head is open for hours on end i do reccomend you do it tho if you don't have that problem like me i heard its a great substance and if worse comes to worse you can do shrooms however i don't reccomend you do these if you are a woman or a dumb/weak man like >>10916 ive seem bad trips which damage people and these are the most common denominators btw might be biased on the woman part but i think its correct

>>10909 lizardlabs eu/retailers/ These are the only reputable sellers for RCs right now. Not sure if any of them sell acid but 4homet is like acid only more visual. dark fail/ Has links to onion sites that are apparently legit but you have to trust your instinct in the end. I'd recommend you try finding people who have it, look for mutuals on facebook or ig and go from there. Potheads will know ppl who do acid and so on. Once you get your product, make sure to use reagent testing kits, but you knew that already didn't you?

>>10919 >however i don't reccomend you do these if you are a woman or a dumb/weak man Just say to everyone that you're a person that did lsd and shrooms once, on a small dose you can't really suggest anyone anything

>>10909 >How do I avoid getting scammed Check vendor reviews on dread. Don't finalize orders early. Use trusted vendors only.Verify the marketplace with PGP to avoid phishing scams. >getting poisoned Test kits. >or getting a knock on my door from the NYPD? Use PGP always,Use monero and pay attention to the vendor stealth rating. Order from within your country only. Acid is easy to stealth.You're not going to get busted on your first order.

>>10921 >Did a small dose of LSD or shrooms My first time was 900ug because I was young and the way it was described was epic found out it was not as cool as it was described >Did acid and shrooms once Did acid at least 15 times? >I can't suggest anything Boo hoo lady go take a walk not everyone who takes psychedelics becomes a bumbling lets all love each other idiot

>>10190 >acid is like kicking dead whales down the beach because you can't sleep on it Indeed, I always take it in the morning for this reason. >women/weak men have more bad trips I guess people who aren't already comfortable in their skin will get quite uncomfortable when they realize they are not in control. Women tend to be more anxious/self-aware than men in general. Bad trips are pretty rare, I've seen a few and even participated in one but none resulted in lasting psychological damage as far as I can tell.

Step 1, download Tails + follow instructions Step 2, buy monero, getmonero.com has useful info Step 3, find darknet markets via tor.taxi and use Dread to ask questions about validity of specific vendors Step 4, profit?

Is bromo dragon fly worth doing at an actual recreational level? Is it as good as lsd?

>>10913 >wait for it to come to you synchronisticly and you can't go wrong Thought you weren't supposed to seek them out

Buy it in a McDonald's parking lot like everyone else. Don't sit in your car, walk up in a hat, buy a cheeseburger and make the order with an amount of money you're comfortable with losing. If you're paranoid, throw the device away after, not at the same McDonald's. A laptop works but a rooted phone without a SIM is best. Wifi off as you enter, let your main phone connect; A keen investigator can tie router access, camera time of entry entry, and time of illicit purchase to single you out. Enable your burner wifi at the same time someone else walks in. Your order will arrive or it won't. Abandoned houses and 'under construction' still have public records. Ship it to the name on public record, high priority, tracked, and sign for it upon delivery with the same fake name. But if your order makes it to the mail you don't need to be paranoid about the shipment next time. Absolutely do not sell it and law enforcement isn't going to waste time on you. Give some away for free to family and friends. This guy >>10913 knows what's up.

>>10919 saved image. that is hilarious. >>10909 OP just make sure you use a test kit no matter what and your good. A lot of fake nowadays.

>>12909 This is where I bought my 300ug kek

>>12909 The practice of having darknet packages shipped to unused addresses is extremely controversial at best

>>12909 Who the fuc k uses publ1c wi-fi for ordering on Tor? You're a user and your sh1t's all ret4rded, dud3. fuarrrk the filter

>>10909 I just order from the darkweb and ship it to my address. ive spent like 4k over the years and very few packages never arrived. >>12909 this absolute overkill spy soykaf lmao. first-world countries dont waste precious police resources on catching people trying to by 20$ worth of LSD.

>>11752 no, it really isn't

>>10909 Any experience with legal LSD derivatives? This isn't illegal yet in my country, so I'm thinking about stashing some away before it gets derezzed https://psychedelika.club/shop/1t-lsd-150-macrodose/affiliate/2/

I'm afraid if I trip this inside my depressing 1 room appartment I'm gonna have a bad trip. Any experience taking this outside?

>>15136 For sure I have. Just find a good secluded or chill place that’s not right in the public eye and your good as long as you bring everything you need along for the ride with you (duh).

>>15141 Thanks Anon. I heard water was important when on LSD. I was thinking about bringing a stash of PET water bottles, headphones and an mp3 player. Which dose should I go for? I'm at around 80kg, so I thought of going with a lower dose around 70g. Anything else you'd recommend?

>>15141 Is this worth a shot or should I get the real soykaf right away? They also have those papers with higher doses up to 300ug, but I want to stash up on them since they'll get derezzed soon and thought those pills might be more durable for long time storage and are easier to dose.

>>15135 i've done 1p-lsd, was fine. from what i've heard, they are all more or less OK. im not ur mum, check erowid + psychonautwiki + bluelight >>15136 i do not recommend outdoors for a first trip if you have never tripped before i advise: 1) low dose 2) secure setting (best: a house you own in the country) 3) good mindset 4) (optional) a friend *who has tripped before* and *who you trust absolutely* (must meet both requirements) >>15145 >70g assuming you mean 70ug that is probably good for a first time in a safe, secure setting if you plan on being outdoors in public the entire time and this is your first trip ever with nobody to spot you, i would recommend going for light dose (30-50ug) because it is far better to not feel that much and have a relaxing day than to dose too high and freak out in public >pic related >half-dead forest coated in rubble >fencing to keep out undesirables (read: you) >dirt and stones nowhere to relax or lie down >trash everywhere i hope that isn't your spot because that looks negative comfy >>15146 >worth a shot from my limited knowledge most of the analogues are fine >get derezzed soon they seem to keep pushing new analogues just fine been doing it for ~10years+ now i wouldn't worry too much...

>>15150 >im not ur mum, check erowid + psychonautwiki + bluelight Great ressources. Thanks. >i do not recommend outdoors for a first trip >if you have never tripped before i advise: >1) low dose >2) secure setting (best: a house you own in the country) Yes. I will start low and I might go to my hometown for that. This cesspit is not the right place for this experience. >3) good mindset I am plagued by anhedonia and mild apathy, this is why I thought about taking drugs in the first place. I already bought a bunch of kratom. >4) (optional) a friend *who has tripped before* and *who you trust absolutely* (must meet both requirements) Dont have friends. >they seem to keep pushing new analogues just fine But my country is especially consistent in getting them derezzed soon. I guess getting 50 of those micropellets is the most future proof way. Can accurately determine the desired dose this way.