Anonymous · 2015-11-16 04:30
I'll start with a fun limerick.
Feel free to write whatever, get your thoughts out, express yourself, and have fun.
>I once met a man from the planet Mars.
>He told me adventures through the stars.
>He collected moon rocks galore
>and soon became poor.
>I guess being a Martian is hard.
Anonymous · 2015-11-16 04:56
I woke up one night with a fright
My eyes had been blinded by light
My eyes focused more
as I walked out the door
And found that the sun reached full height.
Anonymous · 2015-11-16 13:08
>>2479
Mary had a little lamb,
she tied it to a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its ass and turned its wool to nylon.
Anonymous · 2015-11-16 16:43
>>2479
Forth is a language I use.
The return stack is fun to abuse.
:NONAME is important and DOES> is fun.
No cells survive when ABORT" is run.
Anonymous · 2015-11-16 19:04
I regret killing her
I think she loved me, and it was real,
now she does not.
All I have left is her blood.
She said she was scared
she begged me to stop
I couldn't help it, and I'm sorry.
that I swear to god.
Anonymous · 2015-11-16 19:05
I'm sorry that was morbid as hell.
Anonymous · 2015-11-16 20:38
Twin blue lakes
Where shines your lack
Of confidence
Wipe this smirk
Your kind is quirk
Your fear is fence
Giant doll
Come for a stroll
Of faith and dance
Dear idol
With hearth at brawl
I'll kiss one day
Your feet of clay.
t. le pro lover face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zrSoHgAAWo
Anonymous · 2015-11-17 04:17
There once was a masked man named Bane
Who found himself crashing a plane
Because CIA
Felt small that day
His men for him were all slain
Anonymous · 2015-11-23 05:05
freestyle incoming
My poems
Were outsourced from old tomes
Took the gold out the tomb
Left back all the bones
Anonymous · 2015-11-26 06:34
I once met a man on a plane
Whose identity I asked he explain
I yelled "He didn't fly so far"
He Replied "It doesn't matter who we are!"
and all I could muster was "Bane?"
Anonymous · 2015-12-04 11:37
The water stream was pink.
As I leaned to drink,
anon-Val-Dwa-Fem-Law, died in
The Gnomish Mines level 13.
Who fell onto a sink.
This has actually happened to me in nethack.