lainchan /r/aps on 4th of July

/r/ap battle thread leave your vocaroos here

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CJ91cVWmVC

>>220 Posting beatz for Ni-Chan https://soundcloud.com/ijessejames

>>220 I can't understand what your saying. The rap battles should be written out in this thread.

>>222 I already said in the irc that I have a soykafty mic "no one, no one's iller than me it's the weeb Ni-chan from an anonymous proxy rekting fags since the 2003 and quality posting since the 2015 making everyone feel so envy get fuarrrked kiddo, you just got owned b" instead of just writing we should do vocaroos and post lyrics >>221 will do more l8r

I will participate, but I am afraid I won't be able to submit for at least a week and a half or two weeks. You can expect me to own all of you glitterboys then.

>>221 http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TRd7frYUAG "fuarrrk a beat, this is an acapella dick so big it can knock a fellow, out cyber sword warrior so you know what I'm about hack the /j/ board and leave my facebook account Indian hacker throwing a spout hack the whole world, yeahhh that's what I'm about" >>225 >You can expect me to own all of you glitterboys then. you're the one who's going to get owned

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kRbKAYm6E1 !!!

>>227 is this poetry

>>226 >you're the one who's going to get owned http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lJyKFFy97U I’m about to get owned? Glitterboy! Get real! I could destroy you and I don’t need any skill to be loaned. You be ending on the floor in a kneel. The people afterwards will jeer. Once you see me you start to fill up with fear. It’s like it’s a boxing match: When I enter the arena the crowd starts to cheer. You and me, we going back and forth in the fight. Swaying back and forth, we are keeping it tight. I’m timing my punches and landing ‘em just right. You are slowing down and getting beaten; You keep going out of spite, And I keep hurting you more Clearly I have the superior might And when I am done you will have seen the light. You and me, m8. It’s time to go, One versus one. You know, just for fun. When the dust all settles we shall see who has won.

>>230 P.S. Sorry that my mic is SOOO soykaf. ;_; I want a new one in Present Day, Present Time! AHAHAHAHAHA!

>>227 "/r9k/ is calling they want their robot back someone call the cops his mic got jacked stop talking about linux we know you use a mac that's cool though 'cause I use one too, the difference between yours and mine is that mine can shoot like I said /r9k/ is calling, your ass just got whooped" http://vocaroo.com/i/s18WXoDTULrp >>230 "This isn't a boxing match, I see it like we're in a cage I drop dope lines, while you're buttmad and full of rage m8 stop rapping, leave the stage I'm gonna pull an uzi out of your mom's ass, so ya better run away Talking 'bout how you want 1 on 1 and when you lose, you'll claim this was just for fun Shiggity shag you lil fag can't even riggity rap I think that you just got owned or should I say K.Owned, hoe fuarrrk it, I'm done I bet your dad said the same thing when he figured that he had a gay son Okay now I'm done for real someone call 911 there was a homicide and this bitch got killed and that's what you get for lacking skill"

>>976 woops http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vAgk1XsjW8

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kOXuVIig2b

>>979 "yo The p stands for python, that's how I call my cock Another rape is about to happen, someone redial the cops I want to fuarrrk you and pretend that you're Megan Fox Of course, no homo just my dick in your ahole parents aren't home tonight so it's okay bro your grill can watch while we're doing it slow chill as fuarrrk, like my flow AHHHHHHHHH I think I'm cumming, I wanna hear you moan Now go wash your self up 'cause you literally got fuarrrked and I kinda feel bad for your grill 'cause she got cucked so next time watch what you say 'cause there's a price you'll have to pay and I hope I just gave you aids and turned you gay this was quite nice, kind of like my hentai anime C++ my ass, the sex was gr8 I'm givin' it an A Oh soykaf, the cops are coming, guess I gotta run away Sir, what happened, are you okay then you'll be like "I just got raped" spread the love and wipe the cum off your face hope your dad doesn't see this, 'cause you're a big disgrace I'm goin hard, bout to win the race you silly nigga can't keep up the pace can't stop the flow can't stop the show I own you hoe I want you more I'm in my zone In the basement going through withdrawals hang your dick as a trophy on my wall fuarrrk coocking, I'll eat your balls raw get an erection when I smell blood microwave my laptop and fuarrrk my self up 'cause the scizhonoided glitterboy called Ni-chan is about to lose it again he keeps raping men he can't stop when he gets in his zone breaks through your door fuarrrks up your home and spread blood all over the floor steals your macbook and uses it for porn and then he fuarrrks you some more the feds are coming but like you, he's gone" http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bdg8N2upVn

>>226 >>1077 Stealin' your lyrics, guys. Hope y'all don't mind. http://a.1339.cf/ynbqjo.mp3

>>1101 Nice beat and editing!

>>1101 Great job lainon! The beat is amazing and the editing with the cops part was really funny.

>>1101 This is amazing 10/10

GREETINGS FELLOW NEGROS. I come with rhymes that transcend our ancestor's times. https://d.maxfile.ro/yzzpztleet.mp3

>>1380 This was beautiful. Thanks!

>>1380 This made my evening a bit brighter. I liked the halpy part. Thank you lainon <3

>>220 >>226 >>976 >>1077 >>1106 Excellent synthesis of African-American and anime culture

>>1380 10/10

>>1380 this should be lainchan's theme song >>1384 thanks

>>1380 almost made me cry with joy 11/10

HELLO RAP LAINONS Your dank rhymes and sick flow is requested on #1998AD irc.freenode.net

>>1559 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYSIuZV63cI

>>1101 where did the song go? I wanna hear it!

>>1563 https://d.maxfile.ro/gxbmzccmvf.mp3

>>1565 Cheers lainon

Hey guys, I'm this guy >>1101 here. I wrote my own lyrics this time. http://b.1339.cf/btgaziu.mp3 Browsin' the Lain again til' the wee hours of midnight again - oh I got a lot on my mind but half the fuarrrk ing time I be spittin' these rhymes For the nineteenth thousandth time I got no problem with the way I shine But in my mind I got these twines that keep on rapping a thousand times When the fuarrrk am I gonna cease sellin' myself these lies? And yet here I am again Wasting my precious time - the ride that fuarrrk ing never ends Well, why don't you clear your fuarrrk ing mind then? Yeah? Well why don't I stick a hard drive up your fuarrrk ing rear end? I've got not time for this futile business Half the time I be talkin' to myself and ain't no one here to fuarrrk ing witness it I've gotta fly, goodbye mom, but dad ain't here to fuarrrk ing help me through this shit Went to the IRC today Bunch of niggas being extra gay This soykaf ain't even fuarrrk ing schway Gotta move to a place where the seats are better People's feelings ain't just as light as a feather Don't have a pink sweater Walkin' around the house like suckin' dicks ain't on your mind at all I'll check this mumble party out - but what the fuarrrk is this fuarrrk ing bitch on? Shut this slut up She calls herself pet - got halpy on her tit begging as a helpless romantic Rejecting men left and right for a man fighting against ISIS - bitch, bullshit You post pictures of yourself on 4chan all day long calling yourself a tech girl when really you're just a slut Hey man, I'm just being honest, don't ban me kalyx, I'm just trying to point out the fuarrrk ing obvious! >>1380 This is fuarrrk ing excellent.

>>1853 HELLO HOPSIN

>>1853 neat

>>1853 hey you, you are good

>>1853 lainchan album soon!