how would you hack your office

imagine you got a job as a backend dev for this company. The backend team is you and 2 other incompete retarded whore 30 yo foids who have no idea about computers programming but they just discuss astrology drink coffee and generate gpt code while you do the whole job besides this being your first second ever month of ever having a job. How potentially would you start hacking into the office, maybe run some recon in the office network to find vulnerable devices ? what about social engineering. Your code will be run on every single mac computer in that room and there is a init() function in go which will get executed when you import a third party package.

I would not post about it on lainchan, for starters. If you have the ability to run whatever code you like on there, you can run a script that downloads some readily available self-hiding c&c software and then deletes evidence of itself. It would be simple, but I suspect you'll get caught anyway. Have fun.

>>91988 for the record this is all hypothetical but... what is your goal? to steal money? corporate espionage? cyber-stalking? identity theft? remote viewing? envision your goal- once you have your goal- work on credentials- make sure you have the credentials for access or means to bypass them. before you do anything make sure you can shift blame to something else- for example an SSH attack, keylogging worm that a coworker may have downloaded- etc. then start small. move an inconsequential amount of money, log in via a VPN and do nothing, start saving other people's information- for example if you were working for a hospital- people's social security, name, phone number, and address- when you're confident that enough time has passed and your activity has not been noticed you should do two things- acquire as much information and money as possible in the shortest amount of time you can acquire it- cover your tracks, dban every drive you accessed 16x, clear every router cache and overwrite it, basically disassembled every component you tampered with- and then wa la- if you were smart your stolen info is on an encrypted SD card in your freezer in a box of gross food nobody would ever eat and any money you acquired was converted to monero and is on an encrypted SD card in your freezer in some fishsticks. Or it's on a .onion site wallet- or being used to buy soykaf on versus or whatever DNM. Ideally you did all of this on a neighbors wifi at a friends house.

in any case like others have said I suspect you are a moron judging by the way you're going about asking for info on this, the way you type, and your incel tier opinion about your female coworkers. besides if you just started working there and something goes wrong they're gonna pin it on you- probably the angsty loner loser nobody likes- straight away. If you are serious about this and want to continue on this path, which I advise against- go to a site below and ask for advice- this time don't fuarrrk up your opsec by divulging absolutely any information that's not completely necessary. with the shutdown of RAMP ransomware and hacking forumns are markedly being shut down all over the internet- here are some alternatives ;3 - Damagelib (reborn of XSS.is, my favorite (do not mix with the fed clone xss.pro!!) : damaga377vyvydeqeuigxvl6g5sbmipoxb5nne6gpj3sisbnslbhvrqd.onion/forum/ - Exploit.in (registration closed if you are not willing to spend $200 in crypto) : exploitivzcm5dawzhe6c32bbylyggbjvh5dyvsvb5lkuz5ptmunkmqd.onion - BHF (no english speaker in it, only Russians) : bhf2b5nb3lb2kxpaoyqz7cuk2dkgej5n2refuffxzyhldwt4d7de4zqd.onion - BDF (100% honest here, never had an account on there) : bdfclub.com Like I said though you don't have the sort of mindset thats going to actually let you accomplish anything here- at best you might make a few bucks- probably less than the online transaction spending limit on a debit card, at worst you could end up getting buttraped in prison or killed for being a chud.

>>91988 Based on the way you talk down on your coworkers, obvious lack of technical understanding, and retardation of posting soykaf like that on the internet, I sentence you to leave this board at once and go on hikes through nature for the next two weekends. Anon, this is a wake up call, take this advice: you are not slick enough for anything criminal, it's easy to tell by the way you write. You will get caught, you will get into trouble, you will go to jail if you did too much by then. Don't become a criminal, you will regret it. Exercise and start looking for a better job somewhere else, things will get better if you keep chipping away at them, one day at a time.

>>91991 Did you just blindly copy and paste my thread in /sec/ ? rofl. Anyway to answer OP his question is too broad and makes no sense. You don't just "hack into the office" it heavily depends on the network infrastructure. >>91999 Right

>>91988 >girls icky what is this g4y larp? id be hard pressed to find ANY software company where you cant easily slip in backdoors. in any era

your employers already don't trust you at all and are well prepared for this eventuality and you would be the first person they would suspect if anything got hacked. and on top of being fired and possibly facing criminal charges and/or a civil suit, you will also never be able to find work in this industry again.

>>92007 Why would you tell him this? At least he would've learned and maybe gotten out of his incel superiority complex. Kids like these should learn outcomes of their actions.

>>92008 we've all been ignorant enough to act a fool at some point- for most of us, there was someone along the way to say "hey, don't be a retard" and for those of us that had those people, a few of us like to pay it forward

update on your office hacks? i want to hear all about your crimes