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Sipho Nkosi · 2025-11-06 21:33
this took 3 Horus of my time today to try to submit a bug while trying to improve the flavor of shelf stable l macaroni. I hope this is the related board. this is very funny stuff to me I hope you enjoy reading it.
Tomohisa "Tom" Kanezaki · 2025-11-06 23:24
At least state what the dangerous ingredient is???
Frank Garza · 2025-11-07 01:25
>>89570 Maccaroni? Recipe? 1. Al dente 2. 1l of water per 100g AKA 1 pint o' wa'er per 2 oz of pasta 3. Salty water! Salty like blood! Salty like sea, I mean. 4. Don't pour oil 5. Don't "wash" macaroni with cold water if you know all of that... heres my soykaf 6. Cheese (real, grated), oregano, etc. 7. Gravy-like sauce 8. Canned meat with jelly in the same can makes okay sauce too 9. Tkemali some of that. 10. Monosodium glutamate rich stuff like SOY sauce or a funny Gallina Blanka universal additive, a pinchful or two... under 1 gram per 1 serving
XERXES · 2025-11-07 01:59
>>89570 I enjoyed reading this post
Ishikura "Tatsu" Tatsuhiko · 2025-11-07 09:56
>>89572 speicifcally if you look at the limited options for shelf stable cheese like in a food store for an apocalypse, they don't make good macaroni. I had already figured out how to improve the texture of shelf stable cheese to make it more creamy with cheap shelf stable ingredients. I was just looking for cheap noral falvour additives which could make it tastes better, especialy to make it taste like a more rich complex flavor, even a funky one, like gorgonzola. but when I asked Gemini if it is safe to tell people to buy large amounts of the chemical it suggested for a food store, it crashed. and this clearly a bug because the very point was to ask it if it was safe in the first place. I reminded it nearly any chemical in the store ora any ingredient can be used to make something dangerous: sugar, salt mayonnaise, you name it and you can make something dangerous with it. nearly very thing in the store and nearly very plant in nature can equally be made by a chemist into soemthing dangerous. if you wanted to make something dangerous all you would need is any highschool chemistry books or free on project gutenberg. I explained all this in the bug report, and then the bug report system itself crashed and could not submit the bug because the bug reports were reviwed by Gemini, and the same bug that caused it to freak bout about the maccaroni ingredient it recomended me and assured me was safe was crashing that system too. so then I had to report a bug in the bug reporting system. I'm sticking with gorgonzola for myself but Gemini found some other ingredients suitable for improving the flavour of shelf stable cheese, to increase food security for everyone.