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Pris · 2021-10-11 04:36
DO NOT OPEN <BEGIN DO NOT OPEN BLOCK!!!!> DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN DO NOT OPEN <End DO NOT OPEN Block> Ok good now that only the brave have opened this thread I wanna ask if anyone else thinks they're being stalked for their tastes in technology. Today I went to the local best buy to buy myself a new mouse since my current one's feet are falling off. Local worker there raised his eyebrow at me when I went to pay for my soykaf, went "Oh, you use linux right? That's why you wear that." then he stubtly looked towards my shoes like some sort of poor person. Freakiest soykaf ever. Funny thing is I don't remember him ever being at that store before. It's like they shuttled him in only recently. Also, I've been noticing strange cars parked outside my apartment complex as of late. Windows all blacked out, vans. Sometimes I catch myself seeing the same hobos outside panhandling, and their eyes always seem to follow me. What the hell's going on? I don't have any secrets that important. Why the hell are the glowies interested in me?
Nobody important · 2021-10-11 04:58
>>51958 My thoughts is maybe anon (not the 4 kind) and glowies have something in common, it is their abilities with opsec and deep knowledge. As you know it anons actually have similarities with a "spy" or an "agent" and they come off as either a casual larper or another spy sent by another nation so maybe they're just checking on you for the worst case possibility. It's also probably possible to actually become an agent yourself maybe because you have zero background or public info underlying if you're a true anonymous(tm). If you have strong political opinions it's possible that you're fuarrrked but I think anons are more similar to what a "spy" is rather than what a "nazi" is since anons operate independently and have no leader. > Also, I've been noticing This is somewhat more common than you think, there were individual projects from people where they made a tracker, which basically just monitors for wireless addresses with location data of the individual and see if these devices had been following you day by day. >"Oh, you use linux right? That's why you wear that." What were you wearing though? Could you give a few details or do you have a obvious linux merch? Maybe the guy just wants some to casual talk and is also a linux user? Chances are they are on lainchan too? >Local worker I wouldn't think that guy was "planted" by some agents or similar, but the looking at shoes thing is used by (and taught to) marketers, usually people with clean or fancy shoes like nike are great target for advertising/marketing agents since those types tend to burn money, maybe just a work history of that guy which had become a bad habit. >What the hell's going on? I don't have any secrets that important. Why the hell are the glowies interested in me? Possibly they either assume you are either working for someone else and is an agent? Unless you're dumb and have said some things long ago, good luck, and maybe you have too much tor traffic. Remember, they have millions of budget/funds to casually profile every tor user in your area. And you've said you don't have "important secrets" which means you have secrets without importance? Could you be trying to "break the matrix" or similar occult practices? Maybe your personal reality is crumbling apart.
Agent Jones · 2021-10-11 05:02
>>51960 I was wearing a black hoodie with saggy blue jeans. My shoes are a pair of old loafers I nicked off of a job I had back in '09.
Nanashi No Gombe · 2021-10-11 05:11
You're at the top of >>>/mega , your shenanigans are useless.
Special Agent Bob · 2021-10-11 05:41
>>51958 Either I have schizophrenic tendencies or there really is freaky soykaf similar to what's going on with you, so I can't really give sound advice unfortunately. I think you need someone you trust irl to hear you out. But in general if you can keep any anonymous digital footprint that'll help a bit. Also use the covid masks to your advantage as a way to aid in hiding your irl identity, not much but could help if paired with other things like hats and glasses. I did want to share some of my experiences/observations that are similar. >Working at a public event, "local reporter" asks me if I am getting the vaccine, then asks to take a picture of me for the paper. Thought it was weird but foolishly agreed since my job required me to be friendly/interact with people in general. Only does this to me and then leaves area, never found the article he was supposedly writing. >Lots of strange vehicles outside my home. Be out on the porch well into the AM only for cars to pull up on the block, stay parked with lights on, then eventually leave >Work hired a weird demilitary guy shortly after I was hired. Something was off about him even though he seemed friendly. Like he would be weird with me in particular, singled me out once asking for my phone number to test our job's virtual phone system even though he sat next to other coworkers. I'm not socially retarded, it's not like I didn't realize he was being friendly to me, I had no issue socializing with just about everyone else, but something about this guy in particular had me sussed out. Kept subtly trying to talk me into getting vaccinated for some reason as well. >Inb4 being called antivax loon No I don't believe it gives you a microchip or any stupid soykaf like that, just been both extremely hesitant to play into any of the covid nonsense as well as incredibly resentful as it fuarrrked everything up for me. If they mandate me out of participating in society the joke would be on them. I think the glowies have me pinned as some sort of political extremist even though I'm just a lazy nonfat-soykaf drinker.
Roy Batty · 2021-10-11 05:57
I would stalk them in return, maybe bribe one of them. There's not enough glowniggers to stalk everyone interested in Linux and OpSec. The only reason you might be stalked is if you have connections to political dissidents or some blackmarket scheme, otherwise you're just imagining things.
Netrunner · 2021-10-11 09:45
>>51961 >black hoodie could just be a mr robot reference.
Agent Richard Gill · 2021-10-12 03:07
>>51966 What the hell? So I'm not going crazy? Stalkers like this are actually a thing? God damn I'm gonna be sticking my head outside my window for years now, god damn it.
Turner · 2021-10-12 03:27
>>51958 >>51966 Both of you have developing cases of schizophrenia, seek mental health help before you go too insane to know you're insane. As a separate comment: While it would be nice to believe that there really is an ultra-competent organization that's in control of everything and has agents monitoring you, in reality everyone is extremely incompetent, governments and three-letter-agencies included. If you think you're being monitored by a hypercompetent agency, you're going to have to start believing in aliens or other such stupid soykaf.
Elliot Alderson · 2021-10-13 00:38
>>51972 maybe because you are wearing those kinds of "hacker clothes" and being knowledgeable about technology, the guy assumes that you are a linux user. Do you have a neckbeard as well? maybe you, like many other imageboard users are isolated that your interactions will cause people to scrutinize you more closely or suspiciously, and also lead you to be more disassociated.
Hacker · 2021-10-13 05:49
>>52015 That's even fuarrrking worse. Instead of it being a hypercompetent agency I'm being gangstalked by a bunch of fuarrrking glowies who barely undesrtand what the fuarrrk they're doing?