Dealing with assholes covertly

Hey lainons, so after a few circumstances if u seem to have run in a few issues with some assholes, and wanted to deal with them, what'd be a good way to send a message and to give them a good "fuarrrk off" without getting caught or suspected of doing so? I've noticed some people seem to use fake packages with glitterbombs u can leave at someone's door with their name, but what else would you lainons suggest? My imagination is null, so would like to hear from you lainons.

Glitterbombs can cause permanent blindness. Glitter is tiny slivers of plastic. Have fun having police after you especially after you posted it online leaving a trail of evidence. Obviously if you play some immature prank on them they either will know it's you and retaliate or wont and will act same toward you as always. Use the "grey rock" technique. It's a method for dealing with sociopaths. Basically just ignore them and be boring for them so they will grow tired of hassling you because they don't get anything back. It will at first make things worse though in some cases so gauge their behaviour properly.

>>8726 just putting ideas out there lainon, not saying I'm doing anything, I would rather not, knowing too how much they get in stuff everywhere

>>8729 If you were to do anything I suggest following the operant conditioning strategy. Set it up so this person's own negative actions will have immediate negative consequences for them and if they do anything good you need to find a way to immediately reward them. This will potentially train them to act better.

give details. are you nimble? being a ninja helps. someone at my job was stealing my yogurt. i took a syringe loaded with lactulose and poked a small hole through the side of the top. gave it a good shake rubbed the top to heat the glue up and sealed it. later that day someone soykaf all over the bathroom. they didnt even make it to the toilet.

report their car as stolen. they will always be pulled over.

Punch them in the face. I know you said covertly and Im sure there's lots of things you can think of for that but if someone is harassing you, defend yourself. You can claim self defence because it is.

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>>8725 George Hayduke and Loompanics might be up your alley.

>Woooo passive aggressive bullshit FTW Don't be a petty glitterboy OP. First we don't know what the problem is, second the world does not need more cancer tiktok videos about someone getting "revenge" or "Justice" by pranking someone. If you have a problem, be direct. You are an adult, not a child. If you are being stalked, then there are a number of counterintelligence techniques you could use. Again elaborate on your OP.

>>8725 A teacher at my high school used to pick on me. So I used his work email to sign him up to a bunch of NAMBLA soykaf. Did something similar for a girl that used to pick on me. I found a service that floods an email with spam and porn and flooded her inbox. Probably wasn't the smartest thing to do as a teen but I didn't get caught so I guess it worked out.

>>8730 >does slightly less of an asshole thing >tries to give them something >"lol what the fuarrrk you fuarrrking freak" >nothing changes