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Hello, I just watched Home Alone for the hundreth time and now I want to improve my home security so the glowies will have a really bad time when they try to enter. What are the best diy home security devices? Post pics and projects you did, also post guides and tutorials, these documents are always a lot of fun. I enjoy reading vietcong boobietrap manuals for some reason just because it is kind of interesting to see the simple but deadly effective technology.

Metal door, barred windows and a good lock. Make an electronic lock with an IR smartcard keypass and no exposed components if you can. Concrete walls are also nice.

Haven. https://guardianproject.github.io/haven/

Against glowies? It'll be really expensive. Against burglars, just be more /sec/ than the neighbors.

Give it up man the glowies are invincible, all you can do is hide. as for burglars, it's pretty simple. Put rose bushes or cacti under first floor windows, plant trees so that your house can't be seen from the road, better doors/locks, security cameras, alarms around doors and windows, buy a gun (see attached file), keep valuables in a hidden safe, guard dogs, automated machine gun turrets and hire a mercenary organization to stand guard 24/7. Hope you don't get burglarized lmao.

Home that's built out of actual building materials: stone, brick, concrete, larix logs, not the usual plastered cardboard you fellows use in USA.

>>5818 eh soykaf like that probably wouldn't hold up to a hurricane, and I get a lot of those where I live. I like my buildings to have a little flex, I've seen brick walls completely crumble from category 3s. Also how is that going to prevent a home invasion? All of the weak points (doors, windows) are just as weak. I've never heard or burglars or glowies cutting down a fuarrking wall to get into someones house. Unless you're worried about the kool-aid man or some soykaf this isn't going to help

>>5818 >neurosuggesting I'm a burger just because I am on the internet ? I live in a stone house that is two centuries old

Make a big copper building with no electromagnetic leaks. Live in it. Surround it with a 12 foot chain link fence topped with razor wire, then an open area of gravel with three rows of coiled razor wire on the ground, then another 12 foot chain link fence topped with razor wire. Have armed Marine guards monitor the perimeter with closed circuit cameras, and handle all access in and out of the copper building. Require all visitors to call ahead and announce their business. Locate the copper building within a confusing, labyrinthine maze of streets that no one could get through by accident. That's more or less how NSA had their building set up when I had to do service calls there many, many years ago.

Hi, glowie here, I would like you internet hackers to tell me how you plan to defend yourselves against us when we come to exterminate you, do so on a public internet forum, that way I can have foreknowledge of your booby trap fantasy ideas and avoid them when I come. Thank you for complying.

>>5824 Hello fellow glowie! How has your day been? Have you found any interesting information to give to Big broth.... I mean the NSA? I hope all is well comrade. Sincerely, a guy who is definitely not larping as a glowie p.s, Ironically impersonating an officer isn't a crime right?

>>5824 I'm sure the glowies are writing down peoples for fun home defence fantasies so that when they come to get people they will forward the soykafposts to the police.

>>5812 Anything that would make it hard for soldiers with fire support to assault or siege will easily stop home invaders. An underground bunker is a standard technique.

>>5812 Setting up booby traps is a great way to land yourself in prison, at least in the US.

>>5829 They have their own people on salary who do nothing but imagine all the possible scenarios of things going wrong.

>>5817 >>5824 >>5829 >>5832 Do you not realize that this is a larp thread? Do you really think OP wants to move into a 'nam tier underground tunnel because he fears that the FBI will find out he used tor once? There have been some fun ideas in here like >>5814 or >>5821 and every child likes to imagine doing all the home alome stuff so why can't we?

How to deal with James Bond DMSO+LSD in the sprinkler system Electrified door knobs Leaking nitrogen canisters Mantraps, with gas or crushing compacter Unshielded Co-60 radiation generator Humidifier filled with flesh-eating bacteria Microwave chamber Trapdoor and acid vat Powerful electromagnets Femme fatale or fembot with venereal disease

>>5820 I hope you didn't forget to pay for your TV license this month.

Glowies don't bust down doors. They pressure you into doing illegal soykaf then bust you once you commit to taking a step in a plan they entirely concocted. Then their budget is justified with the fluffed stats and politicians congratulate them by justifying whatever boogeyman you were made out to be. Don't let internet strangers convince you to do violence (or be a successful civil rights organizer) and the Pinkerton's wont bother you.

>>5837 Not entirely true. If you are into CP, they have been known to bust down doors to catch your ass. Doesn't matter what kind of retardation you're into - practice good opsec and watch your back.

>>5843 Or just don't look for or collect child porn. Sounds like the easier solution. FBI only goes after pedos for the PR bumps. Just like ICE goes after sex trafficers. They do it but its not their primary function.

>>5817 >plant trees so that your house can't be seen from the road Paradoxically this is one of the things that can make a home more interesting for burglars, they can act and stay hidden. Serious burglars looks for isolated and discreet houses.

>>5826 >p.s, Ironically impersonating an officer isn't a crime right? It really doesn't matter when tons of innocent people who've never committed any actual crimes are in prison anyway.

Research how to make your own security system with Arduino or Raspberry Pi. Get a layered metal security door and/or a security mesh door. Get a door blocking bar that braces the door, get a swing bar lock instead of a chain. Put solar powered motion detector activated lights around the outside, plant thorny roses under windows, put gravel or quartz pebbles around the house to make noise. Invest in cameras. Put some research into online security and anonymity. Research encryption. Retain a lawyer, learn your rights, and not some sovereign citizen soykaf. Join a neighbourhood watch, enlist the local curtain-twitchers. Make sure you have a fire alarm, extinguisher, fire blanket, first aid kit. Backup generator, Tesla house batteries if you can afford it. Get a concealed carry license, pack a compact 1911, train with it. Get the phone app that lets you spot hidden cameras. Watch Lockpickinglawyer's Youtube channel to learn what a good lock is.

First layer is the motion-detector that turns on a bright spotlight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2leeIiMHk_A

Kind of related. In a futuristic scenario when the globohomo is high tech and my group have mere aks, how can one interfere with the tech and get the upper hand since they have trained with said tech? What if I have a block of land and fill it with magnets and copper wire, hanging soykaf in the trees?

>>9106 "globohomo" exists only in Russian and Chinese propaganda.

>>9140 russia and china are the boogeymen only in globohomo propaganda

honestly all you need is mosquitoes and ass bouncers outside you home. it'll deter the glowies like jews at a charity event

>>9140 >>9142 Russia and Chinese are eternally malding that their globohomo plots keep losing to American-backed globohomo plots and bitching about it online.

>when they try to enter What did you do?

One reason boobytrapping is illegal is so that the firemen trying to save your sorry ass aren't blown into smithereens. Even if you don't care about the law per se, that might be something to take into consideration. I think a simple and effective idea would instead of trying to avert the intrusion, simply detect it. Imagine like a dead man's switch inside the door / other entry points. So when eg the door is busted down a silent alarm is triggered. This alarm could then e.g. erase the full-disk-encryption headers so that the drive cannot be decrypted even with the key and then power down the computers. It could also wake you up in case you are sleeping so that you can run away into your nope tunnel where your nope-mobile is waiting.

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>>5812 Build an IED with a 155mm artillery shell sourced from Ukraine. Bury it under your front porch and wire it to a kinetic detonator. Be sure to defuse it whenever you go in or out, or someone bearable comes to visit you. Excellent for eliminating Amazon slaves, Jehovah’s witnesses, Mormons, or those annoying people that come visit you from time to time.

>>5812 https://locklab.com is a good starting resource for learning about home security.

Anyone has any material on how to DIY cameras and bugs (audio recorders)?

>>10633 this is actually remarkably clever. Im not sure I trust those ukrainians though to sell me real product. Anyone here have any connexions with idk raytheon ?

>>9183 What if my house is concrete and metal

>>5824 Sup mister glowie sir. I'm at stage 9001 of the gateway joe rogan experience. My premises are defended by a solid wall of theta waves and chi. Please pour more of your resources into psychic warfare and goat starring.

just put the keyin and it's unlocked

They always do the same thing: bust in the front door with a ram. I watched a detective show where the front door was completely permanently barricaded with heavy wooden beams arranged to resist a battering ram. The police couldn't get in that way and wasted a lot of time trying. Couple that with an escape tunnel to a hidden area with a car, and you'd have a pretty good chance of escape.

>>11627 Plus points if every time they ram it plays back a truth bomb on the federal reserve and what tribe of chosen people are owning this place so it adds an hour to the officer's de-radicalization training every time.