What's the best method for commiting Seppuku?

What are the best ways and methods to honor yourself?

>>14208 The best would be to live yourself to death.

>>14208 Pushing yourself hard as fuarrrk as if tomorrow doesn't matter Go to the gym and throw yourself into training as if tomorrow doesn't matter you're gonna die anyways hit on that person you think is hot, you're gonna die anyways you're gonna an hero, go fuarrrking nuts go travel see some cool soykaf why not max out enjoyment and decide later? "oh but I am le depressed and don't want to move" fuarrrking do it anyways, do it because you feel soykafty. Take the train ride with PJ's on, who fuarrrking cares? Buy a one way ticket somewhere cool, who cares? Worst case scenario you empty your bank account and saw something cool before the end. Best case scenario you found out the money you had was exactly the cost for discovering you want to live. Somebody loves you, OP. If you don't have that person in reach then become that person, I beg you.

>>14208 Live to your most honest values Do what you truly love Risk death Help people in the best way you can Always take shortcuts and skip as much wage slaving as you can

Joining a terrorist organization and driving a suicide truck bomb into a mall.

>>14215 oi mate you can't just drive a truck bomb in here if you're not a member of an official loicensed terrorist organization!!!

>>14213 I'm on it! >Always take shortcuts and skip as much wage slaving as you can Once again, I'M ON IT

>>14210 >Take the train ride with PJ's on And playing a guitar/eating a cake *smug* Straight up sleeping is only comfy once your belongings are strapped under pajamas though