HomeMade weapons

What are some homemade weapons that are easy to make for self defense?

any variation of stick * wooden stick * metal stick * pointy stick * sharped metal stick * stick with nails * stick plus a string with a heavy object attached to it * etc. sticks are easy to use and reliable basically every weapon till the dawn of firearms is a variation of stick including bow and arrow ie. a stick shooting sticks

a chain (little curly metal sticks attached together) nunchuk (two sticks with a chain in between) i made this myself, it was totally useable

>>13547 This baby homemade today exists to defend me from death by cold exposure, and from germs in uncooked food. It's a small magnesium firestick firmly stuck in a small cut of a dried and skinned tree branch. I'm still thinking of how to connect it with some paracord and a piece of sharp scrap metal but the hammer design looks fun and is much ergonomically improved over skinning the little firestick clenched naked in my sweaty hand.

You can make shanks from heating up and sharpening tooth brushes. Knives are pretty easy to source. You can buy those gel hand wraps Everlast makes and attack a sharp or solid object onto them to make a knuckle weapon. Explosives used to be pretty easy to make. Nowadays you can only make soykafty black powder bombs harvested from fireworks and those things suck. Bombing making is a dying art form.

Millwall Brick, roll a rock in the center of a newspaper, then fold it in half and hold it by the ends together in one hand and swing. Walking stick fisherman's priest tyre knocker Kongo, or dumbbell yawara, can be turned out on a wood turning lathe and used to tie long hair back or as the handle of a bag. Bike lock chain with a big padlock on the end Sock full of quarters Handle from a shopping trolley Pillowcase full of doorknobs Remember, you will probably have to justify carrying a weapon, and if there's one thing cops hate, it's victims defending themselves. So, anything should serve an innocuous purpose.

i remember some autistic lainon was always preaching about lasers on here a couple years back. I still think about him sometimes but regardless there is a lot which can be done if you so wish, though I know nothing about it myself. wouldn't really be good for self dense but probably super effective for home defense

>>13547 Brooms. It sounds fuarrrking stupid but hear me out. Brooms are long, i mean long enough to disarm an opponent using a knife from a safe distance. The head of the broom can be used to hit from the side, ie hitting at the side of the face. Brooms are common in a house so people wouldn't mind too much seeing brooms in the corner of each room of your house. If you clean your house on a daily basis and claim to be obsessed with cleaning your place they'd shrug and assume you're slightly weirdo but wouldn't expect you to be a fuarrrking ninja. Brooms are also a martial art. I'm not fuarrrking kidding, the long sticks (brooms, rakes, shovels whatever) are one of the forms of the Kobudō. I had six years of learning it until i was satisfied enough with my performances, though i've had no use of it yet. Side note: you can also carry a broom in your car, though people would really go "the fuarrrk you doing with it". Cops will not arrest you for it as long as you have some random excuse for it (get creative idk) as they wouldn't suspect what use you have of it, but they'll get bemused and maybe amused for a solid second.

>>13560 I think this is fine but good to remember that not all brooms are equal and you'll need to pay attention to handle quality. I've used a good number of brooms that will break and after one solid hit and would not be adequate for this use.

>>13547 real answer: money 1) make money 2) spend money on an actual weapon (ideally a gun) (or pepper spray if your master is like kicking dead whales down the beach) failing that: * baseball bat ** variants of bat: bat + nails, bat + weight, etc. * knife ** variants of knife: knife+stick+tape * pepper powder in container >>13559 big laser is cruel but funny. i miss laser anon. for couple hundred currency-units you can buy a handheld mega-blindo laser if you use it on a nog successfully, it will be hilarious and you will probably go to jail